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5 yrs ago
Current Moved to Discord. Visit my YouTube channel (ArtyPickles PvP) at m.youtube.com/channel/UCVer…

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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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@ELGainsborough

Long time no see! You've got good ideas, but I imagine you'd have to literally pay people to get enough attention for a proper large scale battle outside of the Casuals. You'd think some folks have waiting lists booked ten years in advance for fights, and every entry consists of-



If you want, we can go for it, perhaps it'll take off. However, that'd likely take a long while, so how about this for short term? I've been wanting to use an old character again for a while now, so if possible, we could get a 2v2 going. We can chuck in with whomever is feelin' lucky. There's always someone up for some TLC.



Here's the dude I'd like to use.


What have I done...

Double post. Writing on a garbage phone.
@Leol

"Ayuh, an' how yah like that, friendo? Yah gonnah tawlk yet!?"

"-Screaming pug noises in response-"

Across the street a man in a black suit was shaking a pug like a liter of soda, just like that scene in MIB that pissed off animal rights activists. It seemed he was interrogating the dog, whilst the owner, a man running a magazine stand, sobbed helplessly.
Ait. I might take a little while getting posts up, moving into a new house atm. No worries about the foot surgery though, real life takes time.
Might be that rare match for Donny, since he can detect metal.

@Leol

@Liliya

"Alright you hairy sack of nerd, I've had enough of-"

Tom was cut off by a chorus of angry yells and slurs. He whirled around to find a dozen black people charging into the yard.

"There's the slaver!"

"Git that cracka! Git 'em!"


Tom began backing away, shaking his head fervently.

"Naw, listen, ya got it all wrong boys, I'm not racist, that geek's just making shit up! Wait, NO!"

The mob descended upon Tom and beat the crap out of him. Several minutes later he lay sprawled on the ground, shades cracked, suit torn, shoes missing, and blood running down his face. With a shaking hand, he slowly shuffled a cigarette out of a mashed pack and stuck it into the crook of his mouth.
It took several tries to light up. Taking stock of his situation as studied the sky, Tom came to a conclusion.


"Okay, fuck, you win. You can stay. Just... Don't dress up the neighbor's dachshund like a dragon and chase it around or anything."

@Liliya@Rilla

Let's have Rilla judge our dumbass battle.

Up for it, Rilla? Could you distribute the burn points every two posts?


Gonna be about a week before I post again, in the process of driving cross-country. Till then, how many hp does each competitor have?
@Liliya

Tom took up a low power stance, extending a hand towards a large nerd eating out of a box of Popeyes. As if on instinct,
the nerd chucked a fried chicken leg at Tom, who knocked out a rapid fire spell from between his lips.


"WeeMan Shinkickums!"

Wee Man from Jackass stepped into reality as if emerging from an invisible curtain, snatching the chicken leg out of the air and taking a greasy bite, before handing it over to Tom's waiting left hand whereupon it found use as a mic.

"Ooh, bringing family into it, huh? Okay boy. Now it's personal. Lemme show you who you're dealin' with."

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"Talkin' 'bout my faaaamily stones, but you ain't Sly, my kin may be Southern but they don't roll that way, defy, pay for your sins, live again as my bitch, every day goin' by you'll know which wizard is real,
Feeeeel it, difference 'tween me and you, you live in your mom's basement, encasement in the Elder Scrolls, erasement of your soul, barely had one, was a sad one, chimpanzee in a zoo.

Moooom! Where's my sandwich? My boys need mo' chips! (At this point Tom began rapping at a fiery 250 words per minute) You work your momma like a wife, take a knife, make some dip outta your social life, born white, wanna be black, already a token, Tolkein, in the hood on a Segway, Hip to be Square, no way, Wierd Al already laid claim to you, Too White n' Nerdy, wannabe dirty, go back to ya lair, go sit on the loo watchin' Pornhub, VoldemortXIce Cube like a real boob, can't drink Bud, underaged, not lit, still too old to be doin' this shit."
@Leaves

Alright, I'll put you with the next participant.
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