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Webb Family Coffee House



So lost in thought was Gene that he initially didn't notice the outpouring of newcomers until the coffee house looked a lot more packed and the locals a lot more pissed.

The tough chick duo had already split to go and harrass Mary-Louise and the young British chick had already claimed the doctor's office, angling for someone to come along with her. Gene might've taken the chance too since she seemed more preoccupied with finding her mother and less inclined to question Gene personally before the cop chimed in to join her.

Oh yeah. The cop.

Gene suppressed a frown by examining the map more closely. Who did this guy think he was fooling? The way he carried himself, the way he summarised everything to try and find common threads, the fucking donut that he'd scared on like it was his last meal on earth. Gene could well be wrong but that was more out of hope he was rather than a track record against his instincts. Still, twelve seemed more interested in accompanying Charlie and hadn't so much as glanced at Gene which could suggest he was either here incidentally or Gene wasn't his main priority at the moment. If nothing else, he did seem like an out of towner on account of not looking and sounding like a mutant from The Hills Have Eyes.

A few more people entered, two strange looking fellas who Gene didn't have to even as much as glance at to know weren't from Louisiana or law enforcement. Nevertheless, their arrival and further introductions provided Gene with ample enough distraction to begin making his exit.

"I'll have a look at The Moss Motel." he said, putting on his hat and tapping once more on the map. "If I don't find anything which, frankly, seems likely. I'll poke my head around for a little chat with Mary-Louise's ankle-biters." That actually was likely to lead to something. There truly was no more malleable a mark than old money rich kids. Even if the conversation was brief, Gene was more than confident he could get something useful.

He near enough began power walking away after announcing this. If he were by himself, especially when it came to interacting with the Black family, this investigation would be over before lunch and Ellie's little scheme would be made clear to him. It also meant he wouldn't have to keep wondering if he were overdoing the whole "Texan" thing.

Webb Family Coffee House



The good news was that Gene was a bit more confident this wasn’t a sting operation. The bad news was that he remained unconvinced these people weren’t morons.

It was like some bizarre LARP thing as the nerdy looking girl, Jennifer, managed to stutter her way through her notes on the Black family tree. That they were the head honchos of Quintin did not inspire a lot of respect from Gene, a quick glance out the window led him to believe a hillbilly squatted over a ditch one day and shat out this town. His attention was drawn to Jen’s map, various points of interest outlined with a skull messily drawn over one area. The mother/daughter trauma team jumped on this almost immediately, it was a little strange that Jen hadn’t mentioned it but then again this may well be her first conversation with human beings ever judging by the way she carried herself.

He just managed to suppress a scoff at Jennifer’s answer: “death.” It was not a haunted swamp, it was a perfectly normal swamp, which housed many mundane dangers that likely would terrify superstitious locals who’d only recently discovered fire. She was getting shifty, pointing out how unkindly the town residents took to people who asked questions. So long as they didn’t start commenting on Gene having a “purdy mouth” he didn’t give a shit what they thought. Regardless, the family office seemed like a decent place to start. Arranging a meeting with this “Mary-Louise” would be simplicity itself, Gene could have it done in five minutes if he were alone and not currently in-between characters with these people. Unfortunately, no such luck. The punk chick and the leather chick already volunteered themselves so he was looking forward to hearing how that pulp scene played out.

”Jen, what’re some of the places circled here?” He said, tapping her map with his index finger. ”If upsettin’ the local population’s an issue, might be worth spreadin’ ourselves a lil thinner. Cover more ground without attractin’ as much attention. hm In theory anyway.”

And, ideally, giving Gene a chance to separate himself from this circus. Jennifer had effectively given him some starting points which was really all Gene cared about.

Years Gone



"I won't bore ya with all the details but, long story short, we heard you talking on the phone and, well, our grandad - God rest his soul - passed a few weeks ago. Now, myself and Alessa've been left a… a pretty decent inheritance each."

The man in the suit appeared disinterested, attention on his phone and speaking in a tone just light enough to be socially polite but with a clear underlying desire to wrap it up fast.

"Sorry to hear that." He said. "How much're you two working with?"

"Well, it's…" He looked back and forth before leaning forward and whispering into the man's ear. The man in the suit looked up from his phone, a dial switched from within, like a shark smelling blood.

"That is a pretty decent inheritance." He conceded.

"But - and I don't mean to be disrespectful - it feels like a shortsighted call." There was a shakiness to Alessa's voice. She abhorred the rudeness of her interjection but needed her voice to be heard. "Vincent wants to pool our money together and just… just dump all of it onto the market and hope that one of them might double our money and I-"

"Alessa! Vincent hissed. The two began to silently bicker, an argument replayed over the past several weeks since obtaining the money. The man in the suit stood up.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's all settle down." He stood, flashing an affable grin. "First off you and your lovely sister are right. It's a great way to triple your investment but it's good to be cautious. The market can be unpredictable. But, that's why you get a broker."

"A broker? Ah, buddy, we were just gonna go with the most popular stock and throw our lot in with them."

The man in the suit chuckled. "Sure, that's a way of doing it, but you wanna diversify."

The siblings looked quizzical. "Diversify? Alessa tilted her head.

"Yeah, y'know don't put all your eggs into one basket? It's the same principle. Blue chip stocks are generally reliable but, it's the success of the outliers that'll get you the most bang for your buck, emerging companies, horses on the rise, cryptocurrency even. That's where a broker steps in." With another disarming smile, he finished his drink and placed it down on the table.

"Tell you what, why don't I get us a booth over there and give you two a free consultation."

"Well… ah, gee, I dunno-"

"Drinks on me." He said with a chuckle.

The siblings looked at each other then looked back at the man.

"Well all right!" Vincent said, shaking the man's hand.




The duo stumbled out of the bar, giggling and whispering.

"How long d'you think before they bring him the bill?" Floyd slurred with a raspy chuckle.

"Three hundred dollars worth of champagne and lobster." Eleanor giggled. "I kinda feel bad for the guy, never even checked the drinks menu for the prices."

"Ahhhh, guy's a stockbroker. We could rob half the U.S and he'd still have us beat."

"What's the plan now?" she asked, resting her head on his shoulder as they staggered into the night.

"I dunno" Floyd replied, looking down at her with a soft smile. "Somethin'...


The Webb Family Coffee House



Stupid.

The whole thing made him feel idiotic.

On one hand he'd half expected a group of homeless nutjobs who'd somehow stumbled onto an Internet connection. Or, more worryingly, a sting operation by the police using the world's most bizarre gambit to flush him out. Instead it was terrified mothers and confused daughters.

A more stable group than he expected, to be sure, but as they poured forth stories of Eleanor Black it all felt so ridiculous. They all knew this woman with a similar backstory in vastly different contexts. He couldn't exactly figure out the how or especially the why Ellie might abandon her kid or steal somebody else's but this was a con of some kind. It had to be. And as such, Gene did what he always did with Ellie's stories.

Play along.

"Howdy." He said, walking over to the group after Harmony had finished. "Sorry for listening in, wasn't sure if I had the right place." He hesitated. "Still not. If I'm being honest."

He sat down his hat and his glass of water in front of his chair on the table. The water was… somewhat cloudy and thus remained untouched.

"My name's Eugene. Eugene Watson. But, uh, just "Gene" works, thanks." A little unsure. A little vulnerable even. Guarded but open.

"Ellie-... Eleanor was my girlfriend. Six years or so, give or take. She had short dark hair, smart as hell, kinda… kinda cagey, I guess?

He inhaled, both from searching his brain for anything useful and how precisely to word it. "She didn't really talk much about her home life. 'Least not in anyway I understood." The truth. "Pretty normal relationship beyond that." A lie. "Only thing I remember for sure is her telling me about this place, Quintin. Can't say it's as appealing as she made it out to be. Not too long after that she, uh, she left me." He quiets for a moment, just a second. His stare becomes hard yet confused. He settles back in to being Gene Watson, resolved that the table has seen the first and last glimpse of beneath the mask.

"A good few months after that I saw her again, completely different. Different look different name. But everybody was acting like she was the same as she'd ever been." A vague truth, or a deliberately worded lie. Generally speaking, even those with the keenest senses for people found it hard to pick apart a story if they couldn't begin where to pierce it. They might guess you're lying, but they wouldn't know about specifically what.

He looked around at Niko, Charlie and Harmony, sympathy in his eyes. "Not quite the same as losing family or a support system though. For what little it's worth, no matter what crazy crap this is all spawned from, I hope everybody gets their Ellie back."

Another careful wording, a dash of reality and fiction. Truthfully, part of Gene did pity these nutjobs but he wasn't even beginning to entertain anything more than a mundane outcome to all of this. Frankly, he was still lightly expecting them to whip out the badges and slap on the cuffs.






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@Wikkit





Just a regular guy!?

Had there been adequate protective flooring, Florian would have fainted. While he’d only been getting a psychology degree in his off-hours for kicks, even he knew an underdeveloped sense of self esteem when he heard it. This young man, Justin Haggar, with his metallic enhancements and vaguely familiar sounding surname he was anything but “nothing special”.

Florian was about to indulge in a well intentioned but almost certainly ridiculously insensitive motivational speech before the Worm-Hosting Announcer slid back onto stage and decked Jaden off of it. The tournament was about to get underway, a noteworthy enough event to get Florian to shut up for a moment as he clapped his hands together.

”Well, unfortunately, we must cut this interaction short, my friends! I will be watching your matches with supportive interest! But I must change into my combatant attire and partake in my own preliminary contest!”

Florian flourished and bow’d before reaching into his jacket’s breast pocket and producing two small cards and all but forcing one each into the hands of Yazhu and Justin.

”My personal and professional lines - though I receive enough correspondences on my personal device that I’ve required the hiring of a screener so you’re better off calling my business number. I would very much enjoy making either of your acquaintances after I win this tournament! Nevertheless, good luck and adieu!”

With that, he spun around and sauntered off, preparing to reconvene with his unpleasantly bourgeois friends and begin his ascension to Florian Wessington I: power stone owner.



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@KaiserElectric





Apologies and self-persecution poured forth from the mouth of Lucas Miller as he once again found himself swerving through a crowd of nomads. However his previously experienced and deft movements were now sluggish and unsure as he continued to beat himself up over how he’d performed socially. Even he wasn’t normally that skittish.

Things weren’t helped by the growing restlessness amongst the competitors eager to begin the tournament. Words and curses spat at one another, barely kept from sparking into a wildfire due to the threat of disqualification before the show had even begun. All of it contributed to the ever-weakening nerve of Lucas Miller. Striking out with a pretty girl, tempers flaring, a bomb in the air, the heat of Brazil.

Wait.

Bomb?

The explosion sent Lucas into a fearful tailspin, like a deer hearing a branch fall from several miles away. Surprisingly, few of the other nomads seemed particularly bothered as a sandy blonde young man blasted a stone bomb out of the air of the hall - no doubt wrapped up in their own megalomania and posturing - but Lucas certainly did.

He stumbled back, colliding with several nomads only to offer a mile-a-second apology while continuing to flee. At a certain point you needed to draw the line, needed to acknowledge when enough was enough. Lucas had long since drawn that line but his will had plummeted to depths even he wasn’t aware existed as he frantically began looking for the arena exit. He could feel the wind guiding him, could feel escape on his fingertips as he moved with reckless abandon.

”Sorry!” As he narrowly avoided collision with a Greco-Roman gladiator.

”SORRY!” As he dusted past the wings of a half-man-half-bat creature.

”I’M SO SORRY!” As he ducked beneath the walking armoury, equipped with enough armaments to depopulate a small town.

But there it was, freedom at last. The beckoning light of the Brazil sun peaking through the doorway. Lucas made a mad dash, mentally preparing the quickest route from the airport all the way back to Philly. But then…

Collision.

Lucas’ speed had him crash right into a short red haired fellow. While the redhead themselves seemed none worse for wear, Lucas was sent right on his ass, already spilling out apologies in a well rehearsed terror.

”I’MSORRYI’MREALLYSORRYITWASTHEREWASIWASIWASTRYINGTOI’MSORRYI-I-I-!” He paused, opening his eyes slightly which had been preemptively closed - expecting a strike of reprisal. ”Oh, hey, I know you.” His fear had briefly given way to recognition. He did know this person.

Skyler Belsky. Justice Rider Lancer. You know? Justice Rider? Like the sister of the girl Lucas had just been bombing in front of and now most certainly hated him like everybody else.

Lucas shakily got back to his feet, concern seeping back in, at least he hadn’t seemed to have hurt Skyler, but that hardly mattered to some nomads.

”I-I-I- I really am sorry, I- I was just lea-” Hm. No. Can’t just crash into them and then bow out, that would absolutely escalate to violence. ”I- I- I’m just a r-really big f-fan. heh heh. I… I c-can’t believe it’s you!” There we go. Play to the ego. Smooth things over with some terror powered flattery. Truthfully, Lucas wasn’t really a big fan of the Justice Riders show (It was a bit too schlocky, even for him. Plus the over-reliance of cgi lately had turned him off altogether.) but that didn’t matter! When motivated by an incredibly powerful persecution complex, you can bullshit about pretty much anything.

Lucas held out his hand, shaky from adrenaline and nerves. ”M-my name’s Lewi- Lucas! My name’s Lucas M-miller.”




Reception Room
@Wikkit,@Punished GN





SPLENDID!

It really was a bomb this whole time! Florian could only lament how his chums were missing out on this experience, so much he had learned in such short order!

Florian couldn’t help himself, applauding and laughing in a way that suggested enjoyment at Yazhu’s concern and Justin’s indignation but could not be further from the truth. He felt more like a learned scientist discovering an entirely new element. As, of course, opposed to a foppish twit who had seen an explosion.

He adjusted the Basilisk System - which Yazhu had so graciously, and correctly, fawned over moments ago - and went to join the hubbub.

”Come now, friends!” He began with an air of diplomatic sophistication. ”Crisis has been averted! Thanks to the craftsmanship of the delightful stone/ball hybrid and the quick skill of this man and android hybrid before us!” He could feel the words pouring forth him like spiced honey, even finding himself beguiled by his own finely bred charm!

Florian produced a small white handkerchief with “F.W” monogrammed on the corner and began lightly dusting off the scuff marks left on Justin by the dao bomb’s explosion, laughing off Yazhu’s befuddled expression and gesturing towards him in regards to Justin. Very gracious!

”Apologies are in order, however. Merely a demonstration gone awry! As the party of great stature, it falls to myself to take the blame, I do hope you’ll forgive this indiscretion.” He stood up, running his free hand through his fringe. There it was! Those damn sparkles yet again!!

”Now, with that unpleasantness hopefully behind us, let us start afresh with introductions! You likely know myself as Florian Wessington, son of Daniel Wessington and heir to distinguished weapons corporation: Minerva! This extremely talented little girl is Yazhu Kuang, immortal Taoist!” Florian’s speech never wavered, but he took a moment internally to really appreciate how much he was nailing this introduction. ”May you indulge us with your own title, my friend?”



Reception Room





“-and that’S THE BOTTOM LINE! ‘CAUSE “SHOWTIME” SAID-!”

The voice of Perry Miller rose again like a shrill phoenix as Lucas Miller turned his headset back on to the continued mania of his father. It was comforting nevertheless distracting the boy from his insecurities.

”Dad!” Lucas half-yelled and half-whispered down the headset, snapping his father out of his stream of consciousness promo.

”Oh! Luke! Are you all set now?!” Perry had the fascinating ability to deliver even the most innocuously intended statement or question sound like it was being delivered to an arena full of people. Thankfully, his son was more than used to it by now.

”No, Dad. Fights should be opening up soon though.” Lucas replied, scanning the events of the reception hall while weaving in and out of nomad traffic. His rhythm was interrupted as he saw the commotion of reporters drift away, leaving behind their former target: Jill Breicen. Free from the shackles of the media, she seemed now to be entertaining an energetic blonde young woman, shaking hands and exchanging plea-.

Wait.

Jill Breicen.

Jasmine Breicen…

Lucas let out a low groan, the kind that could only be replicated by a seventy year old with decades of being worn down by the world.

”What’s up, Champ?” Perry asked over the headset, in a rare moment of picking up on his son’s feelings.

”I think I might have made some powerful enemies…” Lucas responded, wearily. His strategy to life had been to expect and accept the worst case outcome to anything and everything, no matter how fueled by paranoia or unlikely it may be.




Reception Room
@Wikkit





Pa-jiiin thing?

Florian rubbed his chin thoughtfully. Could there truly be abilities unique to him that even his brilliant mind had yet to pick up on? He chuckled to himself. Truly! Entering this tournament was already paying off in terms of experience!

His self-aggrandising thoughts momentarily distracted him as he was confronted by Yazhu’s own self-aggrandising commentary. She was more than happy to talk up her skills, no stranger to it himself (and being woefully naive) Florian was rather impressed by her description and imagery. Enough so that it was a shock to his senses when the girl immediately dropped from erudite to irreverent in promising to show him some “cool stuff”. Namely, one.

A Dao-Bomb

Florian once again held a hand to his chin and inspected it, face inches away from its surface.

Fascinating!

”Now, you say bomb…” One eye squinted, like a gemologist inspecting every curvature of a particularly precious stone. He leaned back up, his inspection complete. ”Is it not just a large rock?

His confusion was sincere, before giving way to “understanding”. He laughed, of course she would not be so bold as to drop a “bomb” in the middle of a crowded hall of fighters. He applauded once more.

”Playing your cards close to your chest still, I see! I am disappointed I must concede but; I respect your stratagem!” He held out his arm, an ornately designed gauntlet resting over his white glove and beginning to hum slightly with green energy. ”I am assured of my victory to such an extent that I have no issue displaying my own skill, if you would permit my indulgence? I am, at the lowest, greatly experienced in several forms of martial arts and a proficient master of many more!” A haughty little chuckle, ”In fact! Such was my skill that many of the trainers we hired were forced to leave prematurely due to me mastering their lessons in such a short time!”

A dramatic flourish as he moved his gauntleted arm close to Yazhu for her to inspect.

”However I’ve had troubles with my ki failing to reach the standards of the rest of my abilities…” A rare tinge of sorrow in the normally unflappable voice of Florian Wessington. Snuffed out in under a second as he continued with confident determination. ”But, no matter! This device enhances my ki to the level it should be at, until such time as my natural talent rises and cultivates to meet my standards!”

How marvellous it all was! He had not been indulged in a discussion of this depth by anyone until Yazhu, he was having such a wonderful time talking about himself that he failed to notice the unexploded and still very much active Dao-Bomb behind him slowly beginning to roll forward, away from the pair.



Reception Room
@Wikkit





Florian let his eyes shut with a smile of contentment as the girl heaped praise upon him, listing off his accolades one after the other - even Florian himself forgot the depth of skill in his resume at times, it was nice to have a reminder.

His self-satisfied expression faltered as she went on to describe the demise of her own family, not that the young woman, who revealed herself as “Yazhu”, appeared to mind much - perhaps she’d come with a chaperone? It was odd, she spoke similar to and shared mannerisms with that of nobility yet was remarkably… irreverent? Nonetheless, Florian put a hand to his chest and lowered his gaze slightly.

”I am sorry to hear the fate of your family, for what it’s worth.” Which was not much, admittedly, especially when Florian’s tone was often viewed as insincere largely due to trying so hard to avoid sounding insincere. What didn’t help was him perking right back up as she laughed and began to delve into her own skills. ”Should you change your mind regarding a memorable moniker, please don’t hesitate to get in touch, I count the art of branding among my many skills!”

She needn’t have asked, Florian was always more than happy to lend his considerable skill and resources to those who so desperately needed it. Which was why his sympathetic smile and quizzical tilt of the head returned at Yazhu’s request.

”I would so love to help, but… I haven’t the slightest idea what you refer to. Tooth thing?” Another haughty-sounding chuckle as he ran a gloved hand through one of his fringes. There it was again! Like a shower of sparkles fluttering off a diamond’s edge.

”Ah, but enough jesting, Yazhu!” Saying her name so casually was a confidence technique apparently, breeding friendly familiarity while still establishing a self-assertive demeanour. ”You are a master you say? Perchance you would permit me some knowledge of what your mastery is? I wouldn’t be so bold as to request a demonstration before the big event, but it would be marvellous to learn the theory behind your techniques!"




Reception Room
@Kamen Evie





It was all over. It was all falling apart. Stupid Lucas and his stupid mouth. “What’s your name?”, “Are you competing?” What kind of fucking moron asks something like that!?

It was clear to him that Jasmine’s previously guarded manner had crept back in - even if only slightly - enough for paranoid overthinking kicked back into overdrive. What didn’t help was the mention of her mother. Lucas had virtually zero experience with magical girl or demonic affairs but he certainly knew family troubles. It affected him just as it clearly was affecting her. She was moving inward, troubling herself with issues that, even if they could be helped, Lucas was very much not the person equipped to do it - least of all in the middle of a packed hall of maniacs.

So he did the only thing he could do, the life-honed Miller technique.

The self-sabotage.

”C-cool.” Was all he said in response to her merely tagging along. ”I-I’m sorry I asked that. His tiny mind was eroding, drowning in a sea of neurotoxin. ”I’m s-sorry to hear about the family s-stuff.” The fighting carnival had yet to even begin, and Lucas Miller had already lost. ”I-I’m sorry I said cool.”

His head bowed, like a flagellant nomad preparing to rip the flesh from his back with a cat-of-nine-tails as penance for existing. Truthfully, even Lucas wasn’t normally this self-critical, but he was too taken aback by his attraction for the girl, placed too much stake into a halfway civil conversation and ultimately when it hit the most minor of stumble it completely took him out. He didn’t want to be talking anymore, he wanted the ground to swallow up his body along with all collective memory that he’d even existed.

”I-I-I have to go.” His delivery was more subdued, difficult to hear over everything else in the room along with the quickening of his speech. ”U-uh-I ha-have to g-got-go get ready f-for, the m- mmm…” Mumbling turned to near whispering, his pace became even further frantic. ”itwasnicemeetingyouJasmineseeyouaroundsorryagain, sorry!”

Then he turned in the stiffest one hundred and eighty degree manner anyone would likely ever see and began darting off into the crowd. He began turning the volume back up on his earpiece, letting his Father’s bombastic personality be a sound of comfort as he tried to disappear into the crowd.




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@Kamen Evie





Lucas gave a small smile as the flying, talking bat relieved the tension and complimented him in the same breath. Though in the back of his mind it did further his desire to get out of this life as he found himself talking to a large orange bat without thinking it was in any way bizarre. It was deeper than that though, there was some sort of link of commonality, like meeting someone you went to High School with but couldn't quite place…

His thoughts (and mild boost of confidence) were broken however as the ever frequent words ran out from the young woman's lips: "Bizby Land". Like a cold splash of water to the senses, it made Lucas barely suppress a cringe, trying not to react too negatively lest it lead to further mockery.

Her insults were different than usual however, they felt more, endearing? Or less malicious? Actually they didn't feel like insults at all as she outright asked for his autograph. Had Perry been on the other-line, he would have literally jumped for joy.

"O-oh it's no problem." Lucas said with a sheepish grin, fishing around in his bag and retrieving a pen - one with a masked luchador atop the end and emblazoned with the words "This Pen Is Mightier Than The Piledriver!!!!". Lucas, shakily, wrote his name as small and out of the way as he possibly could. "T-there's no need to a-apologise." He looked up at her with another little smile. "I g-guess I just never r-really saw it as an inspirational story before."



He took the chance to glance down and scan the other signatures dotting the skateboard. "Jaden Raldo, Renard Bleu, Rodney Lyte, Wal-," His voice heightened ever so slightly "Oh, wow, you met Walter Duncan?"

A small chuckle. Not one of nervousness or in an attempt to diffuse a bad situation, but one of sincere enjoyment.

"S-sorry I don't think I got y-your name. Are y-you competing o-or?" He had enough found confidence to ask the question, but not quite enough to keep the momentum going, trailing off in a way that was painfully trying to seem natural.




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@Wikkit





For a brief second, Florian was taken aback by the sheer directness of the young woman. He quickly composed himself and let out a chuckle at a pitch so perfect it must have been at least somewhat rehearsed.

He took Yazhu’s hand and held it slightly aloft, as though she were a noblewoman at a gala and not an exceedingly young looking Taoist floating a few inches above him.

”A spot of both, I suppose you could say!” His inflection was vibrant, as though this were some sort of talk show and they were both fated to speak this morning. He released her hand and held both his own behind his back, making him resemble some sort of dignified royal guard. ”I’d hoped to get an idea of some of the competition, events like these are such a… how you say… “melting pot”? There is much knowledge to be gained!”

His head tilted, his smile remaining but with an added touch of sympathy. ”Though I feel I must inform you, there are a few immortals attending these next few days if my sources are correct.” His chipper attitude returned just as quickly as it had left. ”Don’t fret on it however, think of it as a learning opportunity!” He added, not intending to be demeaning but doing little to actually convey as such.

His expression shifted again to one of over-dramatic horror. ”Forgive me! My manners… I have yet to even introduce myself!” He gave a slight bow towards Yazhu, returning upwards with his eyes closed along with an expression of pride and a hand delicately placed on his chest. ”My name is Florian Wessington, fighter, athlete, aristocracy, artiste and heir to the Minerva Defense Logistics corporation and any of its associated holdings. I will be competing in this tournament and have no intention of losing.”

His eyes opened, his smile widened, somehow giving off a glistening sparkle that could blind lesser beings.

”An absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance, how might I address yourself?” He beckoned towards her with an open palm, as if passing her the proverbial basketball of conversation.
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