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7 yrs ago
Current Peace is a Lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, My Chains are Broken. The Force Shall Free Me.
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8 yrs ago
"Never was, never will be."
8 yrs ago
We find that our favorite damage type is collateral.
8 yrs ago
We do not corrupt mortals. We teach them enlightened self-interest.
8 yrs ago
Peace is a lie. There is only passion (for cookies).
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Tonight, every citizen in the capital and beyond will gather to hear our GLORIOUS LEADER speak publicly of the plans for WORLD PEACE. It will be wonderful. As always, word has spread far and wide and children with puppies everywhere have already sworn that they will come and stand at his side as he speaks.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!

it is always nice when children show their love for our GLORIOUS LEADER. Even more wonderfully, not one agent of the department of free will had to say or do anything to get the volunteers. That is how beloved he is. We do sincerely hope that the rebels, weak as they are, do not do anything that will harm the children and their puppies, they cannot harm the GLORIOUS LEADER, seeing how he is immortal and invulnerable.

The question is whether our agent dispatched following the efforts of the department of reincarnation will succeed.
@Fallenreaper

We finally did it.
~| Day 2, 18:04 GST - 18:10 GST |~
~| Miasa, alone in her quarters |~


It had taken her considerable time to finalize the assembly of the arm framework and the integration of the concealed explosives, but at long last the machines were doing the brunt of the work. For now, she would have a good two hours before she had anything more to do for the construction. Not everything required her direct intervention, that was the advantage of automated manufacture. The brunt of the work was done by machines, then she did the work that would make the product exceptional.

She slithered over to the other table, lifting up the severed arm of the Sith Lord Sish. She had plans for it, and now at last she could go through with those plans. Though not a true burden, it was nonetheless heavy, ripe with muscles and strong bones. ‘Good.’ she thought as she moved over to one of the few crates not yet opened. With but a simple gesture, she opened up the crate. After that, she dumped the arm inside and shut the lid. She keyed in a series of commands into the control panel on the side of the crate, then coiled herself up to wait.

~| Day 2, 20:07 GST - 20:14 GST |~


Miasa had simply rested as she waited both of her current projects. She did not truly sleep, but neither had she been entirely awake. She shook herself awake as the crate with the arm elicited a barely audible sound, indicating that its task was complete. Using the Force, she opened the crate once more, lifting what had been the Sith Lord’s arm out of it. The sight of it made her smile.

But not nearly so much as the smell did. She did not hesitate for a second. With a quick twist of certain muscles her jaws, she disjointed her jawbone, then showed the fully cooked arm inside her maw. She did not bother to chew, that was unnecessary. Her stomach fluids were more than capable of dissolving such. The wonder of the taste as it slid down her gullet was beyond words. It was simply perfect. Her portable oven had done its work flawlessly as it always did. It took no more than three minutes from when she pulled it out of the crate till she had it deep inside her belly. It would take several days to fully digest, but she would enjoy every moment of it.

There was just something special about devouring the meat of both reptilian species and of Sith. When the meal was both, it was beyond words. The blessings of the Dark Side added a certain flavor to the meat that no spice could replicate. Her fondness for reptilian meat came from how it was familiar to herself. A rather simple fact, really. Eating properly cooked meat of the right sorts was one of the few things that made her smile.

Miasa had her doubts that any other than Nyiss knew of her particular fondness for eating such meals, but could not be entirely certain. It wasn’t something she shared far and wide, but neither did she strive to keep it secret. Her oven was designed especially to neutralize most forms of poison and venom, and her stomach acids took care of even more. With the propensity of some Sith to gather information, it was not entirely impossible for some to have discovered the truth, but she still did not think any paid attention to it.

Maybe she should consider thanking the Sith Lord for his generous donation?
Where do you wish to be stabbed, @Rtron?
For us, it is people who disappear without any notice or explanation. Be it from an RP or from the guild altogether. It doesn't take more than a couple of minutes to log on to say "Dropping out due to RL." or "RL issues. Be back in a month." or somesuch. People might not want to explain what their issue is (like what RL event caused them to have to drop, but that's their prerogative. For us at least, its perfectly fine if they just leave it at "RL."

Same goes when people drop out of an RP (but not off the guild). It doesn't take much time to throw in an OoC post stating that you're dropping. All GMs appreciate knowing whether someone's still in their RP.
Encrypted message to @new Herald:
Is it time to unleash the dragons? Is it at long last time to do what is necessary?
It is with pride we welcome the Reapers back from the annals of history.

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!

@New Herald

There is something suspicious about @VERYLOYALtoGL. He does not seem altogether convincing. But as with all problems, it is easily solved and rectified. We suggest a few hours of indoctrination. That should cement his loyalty where it belongs.
The Ministry of reconstruction and rehabilitation has recently released a notice that all demolitions henceforth will be done with extra explosives to entertain the citizenry. ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!

It is fortunate that the list of non-essential buildings was "leaked" to the public under a different guise. If this "R" keeps up his demolitions, we will have saved millions in demolitions funds. The more this villain "R" demolishes, the more certain we can be about his true identity. He will be identified. Until he is, he will be used.
~| Day 1, 23:32 GST - 23:39 GST |~
~| Prison block Aurek |~
~| Som Lorso |~


The prison was dark, the captive Jedi all asleep when the subtle gas hissed out from above, slowly submerging them into an even deeper sleep. It would not last long, but it would last long enough. Some five minutes after the gas struck, the turbolift doors on prison bunk room Aurek hissed open. Not one of the prisoners noticed or even stirred in response.

From the turbolift four troopers in fully pressurized suits moved out as stealthily as they could, their padded boots hardly making even a single noise on the floor. Once out, they did not hesitate, moving along the bunks until they located the right one. Again, they did not make any sudden moves, but gently lifted the unconscious prisoner up, carrying him away. It took them no more than two minutes from the moment they entered till the moment the turbolift shut behind them. A perfect surgical strike.

~| 23:51 GST - 00:17 GST |~
~| Somewhere else |~


The moment Som Lorso woke up, he immediately knew something was wrong. For starters, his head was woozy, not the way it should be when waking from a natural sleep. As a follow-up, he could sense that his body rested upon a hard surface and not the bed he had gone to sleep upon. He knew that the Sith had moved him, but he would stick to his beliefs - He would not fall for whatever ploy this was.

He tried to rise, to look about. He got one knee raised, one foot under himself when something hard hit the back of his head. His sight blacked out, but he managed to cling to consciousness as something hard was swung towards his knee. He knew he should have been able to resist, to dodge, but whatever the drug he had been exposed to was, it interfered with his focus. There was a noise unlike any other and a lance of pain in his leg as the object smashed his knee. As could be expected, he screamed in pain.

“Call on the Dark Side, Jedi scum!” a voice shouted out from somewhere behind him. There was something familiar about it, but he could not quite figure out what. Maybe one of the Sith that had shouted during the horrors in the temple? or perhaps a recording in the temple archives? Or was it perhaps just his imagination. He did not have time to think much on it, for at that point, he could feel a squeezing sensation somewhere in his chest. His oppressor was using the force to crush one of his internal organs!

It was not a powerful squeeze, but with his head so muddled, so much pain in his body, he found summoning his natural resistance harder than it should be. He could feel anger at himself, but resolutely resisted the urge to use it to fuel his resistance. He would not bow to the dark side. He would not fall.

After what felt like several minutes, with the squeezing only increasing in strength, he finally managed to bury his feelings, he pushed the pain down. He could still feel it, but it was a background noise, not the roaring flood it had been. Ever so slowly, he raised his telekinetic barriers higher, pushing out against the squeeze upon his liver. As he pushed, he could feel that particular pain fading. With the resolve worthy of a Jedi Knight, he slowly rose to his feet, the uninjured leg first.

It wasn’t easy, but no more attacks hit him. He could still feel the Sith trying to find gaps in his barriers, but his defense remained strong. Then, when he put weight on his other leg, he felt just a moment too late that something was wrong. The pain he had buried returned thousandfold as his leg proved it could no longer support his weight. He felt himself fall back onto the floor.

Som's hand hit the ground hard, blood oozing from his palm as it pressed against the cold, hard surface. He tried to raise his head, but his willpower seemed to be seeping away, how could it end like this? How could he feel so weak?

From within he felt a burning energy just out of his reach. All he'd need do would be to relax and allow the power to rise inside him, enough to win this fight, enough to burn down the galaxy. He pushed back against it, unwilling to succumb to his fear, to his pain, he was no coward and if this was to be his fate then he would face it on his own terms, as the pure hearted man he knew himself to be.

With his convictions restored Som braced himself, drawing on his own inner power, the light of his soul and the souls of those he had touched, and slowly rolled over. "I will not fall," He muttered to himself as he sat up, with barely the energy to sound the words. Even such a simple act helped to focus his mind, helped him to block out the pain as his father had taught him to as a child.

He could at last see the Sith. Or rather, the robes of the Sith, for she wore a deeply hooded robe, her face not even visible with the only lights behind her. All he could see was the faint contours of a body that was clearly female.

"I will not fall." The words were louder now, and Som watched as the Sith turned towards him with an expression of surprise, as if she'd expected the Padawan to have already collapsed in shame.

"I will not fall!" This time the words echoed around the chamber as Som dragged himself a step forwards, and then another. His hand reached out, plucking a broken pipe up from the floor, one end of it stained with blood. His blood, he realized as he held it like a club steady by his side. Som slowly moved closer and closer to his enemy, and each meter he moved forward upon the ground, he felt his power gaining, knowing the Force was with him in his moment of greatest need. "I will not fall!"

With a contemptuous flick of her wrist the Sith brought her lightsaber round, easily passing through the Jedi's neck, letting his head fall down onto the floor, his expression still as steady and determined as it had been a moment before. Turning away from the crumbling body the Sith moved off, ignoring it. Someone else would clean that up.
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