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9 mos ago
Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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My next post as The Surfer is probably gonna wrap things up for the first (aswell as give everyone a major clue about who his master is).

Andy played this game already and the world fell into Chaos' arms.
Well, if we're all going to pile on, let's take this to Robinson Park. Someone needs to pick up Black Canary on the way.


Were you there?
Doo Duh Doo Doo. Doo Duh Doo Doo. Do-Do-Duh Doo Doo.

The Weapon X Facility, Canada
The Summer of 2018


The men at the controls wound up their tenth marionette
And ground his gears against their second,
who fought more viciously than the first had
but had come up short a bit more than a tad.
His howls rang in the ears of Weapon X's third,
who was by far the stronger man, though less learned.
Their third fought like a lion, though his shortcomings
were long enough that Ten snatched him out of the running.
The third would've drowned in his own blood if not for the fact
his lungs were taken to be used as a sanguine wine sack.

Doctor Cornelius was amazed that the fourth
had an enviable path compared to the fifth's course.
Their fifth Weapon was once a man reminiscent
of their tenth killer, given how he was creative and efficient.
Yes, it was the fifth that made the tenth soldier of Weapon X
break a sweat, the fifth made him flinch and had made him flex.
But despite the merit that their fifth weapon had displayed,
he was decapitated and his fighting spirit quickly decayed.

Weapon Six had a sinister smile plastered on his face,
and he blasted like a ball off the walls, all over the place.
He was a fast one, he tripped the tenth weapon up like a vacation planner,
but he destroyed himself in a blast of nonchalance with a casual manner.
His very arrogance burnt his chances like a napalm covered idiot,
and his failure left his body in ribbons, though he fought harder than obsidian.

Weapons seven and eight wisely united, presenting an attack that was coordinated,
but their target didn't taken well to being cornered, in fact he grew quite frustrated.
Though he'd been ambushed many times, they weren't something he could appreciate.
Anyhow, he was more than willing to reciprocate--yes, he'd readily retaliate.
The arena was a mess of slishes and slashes and snikt's.
The tenth weapon picked them apart like a seasoned critic.

Just as a young lion sharpens his fangs on the bones of the old,
Weapon Ten shattered Nine like a steel cube through a circular hole.
Stubborn as a goat, the ninth refused the tenth's orders to fold,
so he loosened the tenth's fangs, tired of being bullied and being told
that he would lose, that it was the will of God that he would fall,
because he'd told told the first eight the same, telling each one as he told them all.

Weapon Ten howled victorious, standing tall over than the rest
All agreed he wasn't particularly nice, but at what he did he was the best.
<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

I thought the way to stick it to a man was called a penis.

Always preferred knives, batons or any relatively sturdy stick I could pick up myself. Jabbing your penis around isn't really a way to get dudes to stop harrassing you.
<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>
Not really. I don't like hairbrained ideas from teenagers all that much.

I like you a lot less than I did five minutes ago.
Anyway gotta shower so I can go socialise and drink.


Isn't that kinda redundant?
<Snipped quote by Retired>
u and my neck both


Don't you wish you would've pitched in to the audiobook effort, now?
Launching a sigil to make myself post tonight.
You tried to make me more efficient than I currently am, by ensuring that I use less words in a manner that is quick and efficient for all to read. I do not approve of this course of action, and expect a letter of reprimand in due course.

Ah. Nah, you're not like me. You're the new Retired.

Well how am I supposed to know that? I don't speak Scottish.


He does speak Canadian, though. That's why all his posts smell like maple syrup and beaver hide.
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