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I don't know what any of this means and I don't think I want to know what it means.@Morden Man

Essentially it means that they weren't random drummers.

Edit: If you don't know what the product is, the product is you.

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Are you going to keep making references to random drummers in all of your posts? Asking for a friend.@Morden Man

Have I done that before? I was just gonna let that be a recurring motif in that post. Don't really care much for Korn, I did like Never Never when I was fourteen though. On the other hand, I do luv luv luv Incendiary.

Edit: The short answer is "Probably not".

Nine posts deep and we're about to finish this origin story, kinda.

The Weapon X Facility, Canada
The Summer of 2018

Doctor Cornelius types away on his computer, his fingers skipping about the keyboard as a young girl would a concrete in a a game of hop scotch. Cornelius had the same excited air about him as that sort of girl, also sharing that gratifying chill of a joyous sweat, and his heart was charging like a drum kit with David Silveria sitting at the throne. Then he rung his boss on the telephone.

"Professor Thorton, have I got news for you! The new patient we've been working on, Patient Ten, he absolutely destroyed his predecessors in that labyrinthine Hunger Games-esque thing we put him through."

"Hmm.." Thorton meditated, leaning back in whatever rolling chair he was probably sitting in, "How much of that do you chalk up to him being under direct control of the staff versus his innate ability and instincts?"

"Poppycock! The boys at the controls we're completely incompetent. So much so that I had them terminated this afternoon."

"I see," Thorton hissed. As he drug the letter S sound out, Cornelius imagined that he was coiling like a Cobra and preparing to lurch directly at his throat through the phone line.

"As far as I'm concerned, Weapon Ten is Weapon X. He's reactive, dangerous and damn near unstoppable."

"So be it. It's time to get this show on the road then." Thorton hung up his analogue telephone with a metallic click before snatching right back out of it's nest, his heart charging as though it were a drum kit with Dan Lomeli on the throne. "Romulus, my lord: Weapon X is ready."

"Splendid. Execute Order 180."

The labyrinth, a place of darkness and confusion, which Patient Ten had stormed through hours before, was screaming with the echoes of hushed voices. Only footsteps haunted the place as a rather plain looking old man waded through the carnage. In spite of being massive and sprawling, he couldn't help but feel claustrophobic as the bloodstained walls threatened to squeeze the life out of him like he were a human ketchup bottle.

Finally, he came across Weapon One. He'd once been a handsome young man, Thorton had recruited him himself.

"See what that smart mouth got you? Wasn't much use when you were against someone stronger and faster, huh. Well boy, you're about as dead as a door nail, but soon you'll only be as dead as a half-decent attack dog."

The head was trashed, so Thorton sawed it off, swatting the flies away, depositing the corpse into a thick plastic bag and sneaking into the cramped, smelly darkness.

When I really felt like Sonic's fandom was dead then I realized it was a good time to be a part of it.

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I don't like how you know so much about me... but then again, most people glean those things about me after a few minutes. Disregard.@Byrd Man

Byrd's also an incredibly powerful wizard with not one, but two familiars, lycanthropy, a long reading list and likes the creative direction of Grant Morrison's upcoming The Green Lantern.

Edit: His badassery is also the compacted composite of thirty three distinct faulty asses.

I hate that I immediately know who Ink's new avatar is.@AndyC

Izzat'a Sonic OC?
I came just thinking about IT from several thousand miles away.@Master Bruce


Man, I wish I knew how to contribute to the OOC.@Star Lord
Pick some principles and defend them. For example, Gowi stands for Quality over Quantity and hating teenagers. Andy likes Superman and hope. Wraith is driven by desire. Byrd likes the south, thick women, the  mob, corrupt cops, and meditating on how power corrupts. I am driven by nihilism to construct something worth having forgotten.

I feel like so much of Infinity War could have been avoided if someone had just handed Thanos an economics textbook.@AndyC

Seen the film theories?

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"You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders."

*sighs* 

"Whatever."@Byrd Man

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Depends on where. Canada has the same time zones as the US, for the most part. I feel like Newfoundland is like an hour ahead of EST.@Byrd Man

Yeah, but in the same sense that one might oversimplify and say that a firetruck is red, I was curious what the quintessential time of Canada's dawn would be. Like, what time is THE time? Which time of dawn really reflects Canada's values, attributes and rich history? Y'know.

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