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9 mos ago
Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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Alright, boys and girls. What do you think the theme song for Season One should be?
@HenryJonesJr I know it literally has no value most of the time, but you have my approval.
@DocTachyon The art on that is really cool.
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It's in my application on Page 2. Not sure why I removed it, but its in my notation. Plus I have to add Season 2's proposal. Also, sassing me is going to make me privy to tell you to not even bother applying, so watch your mouth.


Get over yourself, dude. I'm just capable of appreciating irony. No hostility was intended.

Edit: I hereby officially apologize for any offense levied and have clipped the thoughtless bits from the end.
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I think what Wraith is trying to articulate is that most people’s motivations were explicitly less vague and actually told us things instead of using obscure statements as an explanation of their concept.


The funny thing about you saying that is that the section literally doesn't exist on your sheet.
@Lord Wraith I feel like your avatar is emoting pretty well for you at this particular moment.
Batman

Gotham City
United States of America


“Oh, puh-lease, Bats. You of all people should know that nobody’s crazy enough to go to Arkham, except of course, those who are crazy enough to be thrown into Arkham. Makes it increasingly amusing how often I’m seeing you around these parts lately.

This lunatic before me is responsible for thousands of deaths directly and has poisoned the city so many times I can’t even begin to summarize the collateral damage he’s racked up. At the rate that he’s been polluting the area, it would only take five years for Gotham air to be as toxic as Beijing’s.

A year ago, he and the Riddler had joined forces to paint the town green. In the end, I caught them both, detained them, and prevented any bloodshed. However, goaded by Robin, I’d bashed the Joker so severely that he’s never been the same. He still tells me we’re friends, which I’ve refuted time after time, but I can’t help but sense that he feels personally betrayed. I find it oddly troubling.

I lean in and glimpse into his eyes, the cameras built into my cowl stream the video to Oracle’s video-analytics suite, where the footage is mined to pick apart his microexpressions. There was a time when the Joker wouldn’t have lied to me. I find it oddly troubling how much I do earnestly miss those days.


“For the last time, Joker, is Professor Miles Warren in Arkham Asylum?”

He puckers up, his eyes centering not on my own, but on the camera’s housing around the zygomatic arches. He blows my eyebrows a kiss. He blows Barbara a kiss.

“Sorry, bats. I couldn’t help you if I wanted t--kk!”

My fist lands in his throat, rocking him back so hard that he would’ve fallen out of his chair if it werent to the handcuffs snagging his wrists, anchoring him to the table. Eyes wide, he gives a Mona Lisa smile, eyes dilating, goosebumps inflating before he leans over the table and, rubbing his throat, he coughs pathetically, but giddily.

”Batman, he was telling the truth.”
Character Name: Bruce Wayne | Alias: Batman | First Appearance: Awesome Comics #1

Superpowers, Tools & Skills:
Bruce has a fantastic amount of wealth, thanks to his inheritance. Also a troupe of highly skilled helpers with various skills, such as engineering, surgery and investigation. He personally has several years of martial arts training, striking physical conditioning, a flair for the dramatic and “The Will To Act.”

Brief Backstory:
Bruce Wayne was nine years old when his parents were murdered before his eyes, at which point he was properly adopted by his parents butler Alfred Pennyworth until he came of age. Throughout his teenage years, Alfred had arranged for him to spend several years bettering himself in monasteries and universities in equal measure. His time at university was slickened by the fact that his surname was chiseled a dozen places across campus which, while not being direct corruption, even Bruce could recognize as being unfairly skewed in his favor.

Frustrated by his own privilege, he decided to drop out immediately before he would’ve gained a Bachelor’s in business, instead deciding to become a hobo traveling across Asia by foot. When he defended an old shopkeeper from a couple of young ruffians. He was observed by the assassin, The Bronze Tiger, who, impressed by Bruce’s resolve, brought him to his master, Ra’s Al Ghul, who saw to it that Bruce was trained as an assassin in the art of ninjutsu.

He has since broken away from Ra’s upon becoming disillusioned with his lethality, instead returning to Gotham as The Batman, viciously recovering his company and arming himself to the teeth, weeding out vagrant after vagrant from Gotham’s land. Along the way, he adopted several young men who reminded him of himself in one way or another before finally discovering that he had had a son with his star-crossed lover, Talia Al Ghul, Damian, who has since become Robin.

Why this character:
As a kid, I really wanted to be Batman, but I’ve since noticed some things about him that I find remarkable, such as the fact that he often maims people for life, causes severe brain damage, and otherwise imposes disabilities that probably severely limit his enemies life prospects so long as he doesn’t deliver a deathblow. So I’m indubitably going to touch on that.
awesome comics



a singular universe style roleplay




Yo. This is Awesome Comics, a dangerous new strand of PBP-RP in the great tradition of crossover RPs that feature superheroes and comic book characters from different publishers and tattooing the phrase “fair use” onto our hearts, so we can clank ‘em together. There is no prewritten continuity, only that which is established in the IC thread. Half the fun is the improvisational skill required, the other half is pretty much always making fun of each other. What are you waiting for? Read the rules, duct tape a sheet together and “Jump In”!

the rules:

  • Read the motherfucking rules. If you do not comply you will be barred from the game.
  • The game may feature characters appearing in DC, Marvel, Valiant, or Image comic characters. Want something else to be included? Just ask.
  • After completing ten full length posts you will be eligible for a second character, with a limit of each player holding two max. If you drop your character before posting at least five times, you are not eligible for a replacement.
  • You must post once a week or your absence/inactivity will be interpreted as dropping out.
  • You must put your PC’s name across the top of your IC posts.
  • None may touch Doom.
  • You cannot kill other player characters.
  • You can only play as characters previously appearing in the IC thread, following the continuity established within the thread. They must be characters who have previously established within comic books or comic book media, as opposed to a player created extra.
  • You may not dedicate posts to name-dropping other characters.
  • This is a role-playing game, not a writing prompt. You will not have exclusive control over your supporting cast.
  • No complaining about the long list of rules.
  • Kneel before Zod.
  • Your character sheet must include the word “scientifically”, just to make sure you read the “motherfucking rules”.
  • Posts must be at least three paragraphs long, or a minimum of six non-speaking sentences if your character is actively engaging in a dialogue IC.
  • Guild content guidelines apply.
  • Have fun (or you’ll be booted from the game).


character sheet:

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