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9 mos ago
Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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Basically the big difference in my status quo is the fact that the restoration of his secret identity never really happened all the way, people just stopped caring
@Enarr How much of that history is from actual Daredevil lore?

If a large portion of it... man I love some of the wacky routes Comic Characters go off on.


Everything I mentioned in his backstory has actually happened. He's even pretended to be his own brother. Daredevil comics are absolutely crazy. I haven't even read the new Chip Zdarsky run but I get the sense I'll probably love it.
Surprise that there is no fantastic four yet given we got the ninja turtles


The Fantastic Four are a little more in the realm of proper Science Fiction than the standard superheroics of their successors even though at first glance they're about equally toyetic
Everyone's doing banners, headers, and other cool things. Meanwhile, I'm kinda in a silly mood. I might do playlists because I love music and trying to match the kind of songs that fit with the characters. But for now, here are some of their "theme" songs. I can happily explain why I pick that song for your character if you wanna know.

The Punisher // Shawn James - Through the Valley
Director America // The Oh Hellos - Hello My Old Heart
The Batman // Rex Orange Country - It’s Not the Same Anymore
Spider-Man ft. Agent Venom // Alec Benjamin - Boy in the Bubble
Mr. Freeze // Hozier - In the Woods Somewhere
Superboy // Katy Perry ft. Scott Marley - Chained to the Rhythm
Hawkeye // Royal Deluxe - I'm Gonna Do My Thing
Superman // Marina - To Be Human
Agent Venom // STARSET - Monster


That's cool, mate. Props
<Snipped quote by Ever Faithful>

Fight? You think there's going to be a fight if all of them show up.

I don't remember suicidal in Mr. Freeze's psychological profile.


He's been trapped in repeats of the same story since 1998. Let the man die
Hey, I'm really not engaging with this to the extent that I should and don't want to eternally gunk the works. I'm gonna slip out. Love you all. It's been nice meeting those of you I didn't know before. Peace!
By Grapthar's Hammer, I will post this weekend
In Enthralling 5 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
“Wow. Sounds like the guy must have a real stick up his ass, huh. Probably too preoccupied with his goddamn Indian ink and his Italian leather to get off his high horse and run his own show,” Matthias chortled into his glass, as if expecting it to refill itself.

When she came around to asking if he needed a hand getting to his seat, he felt a beam of pride shine from his eyes. “I appreciate it, I really do, but my seat found its way to me when that school bus hit me,” he looked down, feigning self-pity. “Stupid kid threw his fucking iPod at the bus driver when she told him that devices aren’t allowed. As if I needed another reason to hate children,” he said, throttling his chair’s spokes. “But yeah, I’ll be alright. Have fun getting whatshisfuckface to carry his own dead weight” Matthias chuckled wryly. “Guy sounds like a parasite to me.” Chucking the peace sign with his fingers, he added “Nice meeting you” before setting off on his merry way.

He figured it was time to be a bit more proactive about getting his answers. Rolling down the aisles, he kept a healthy margin between himself and the soulless husks that sat in the audience to his left. Rounding a corner, he spotted a couple rent-a-cops standing in the hallway. Confidently, he rolled right past them, soliciting an inquisitive gaze before one of them—quite reasonably--piped up.

“Excuse me, sir. This area is off limits.”

“Yeah, I know. That’s exactly why I’m here, actually. I already cleared it with the director.” Stamping his thumb into his breast pocket, he pips “Department of Ecology. We’re two months behind schedule on surveying the toxicity of the antique infrastructure. Leftovers from when they used to drink mercury and snort asbestos. They won’t let us take it out since it prints money like hotcakes, so whattaya do? Yeah, anyhow I’m just gonna skid in, swab some tiles, and roll out. Yeah?” The security detail nods something vaguely affirmative, so he answers himself with another, “Yeeaaah” before turning tail and continuing to roll on his way.

If there’s one thing that self-important pricks like Branwell hate, it’s people who aren’t on their knees, he thought as he coasted down the empty halls, slapping his still knees as he blew past a silent auditorium. As he came up a big metal door, he threw his neck back, popped a wheelie and threw it wide open with the fore of his steel toe boot, revealing an intensely practical, generic concrete hallway. The door splashed into the wall and a snap-hiss washed down the way in its wake, soliciting a gasp from around the corner. He’s probably jacking himself off in some closet rehearsing. Unless he’s got somebody for that. Rounding the corner, he stepped off the wheelchair and took the case in hand, zeroing in on the nearby orientation room where he heard the tap-dancing of papers slapping into a briefcase.

“Excuse me, Mr. Branwell,” he says from beyond the door, putting on his best upstanding young man voice. Stepping into the dark room, he asks “Is everything alright?”

“Yesyes, absolutely. I just had some last-minute business to attend to but I suppose it shall have to wait. Oh, look at the time—the processions should’ve begun by now. Would you mind helping me with my case. Seems we’re a bit beyond the point of being fashionably late,” the geriatric gent said, slapping his pockets and tapping his foot as he frisked himself before spotting his walking stick.

“We haven’t even gotten started yet,” Matthias said with a wry smile, slowly shutting the door while peering into the professor’s eyes.

“Young man, you smell like you’re wearing a jacket made from my anus. I’m not interested. Thank you but no thank you. I absolutely must be on my way.”

In an instant, Matthias snatches the cane. The professor takes a knee. The wall flashes scarlet and eyes go wide. Approaching the bastard, Matthias places his foot on his back before stomping the cane’s rubber bottom onto the hind hem of Branwell’s britches. “Well would you look at that!” Matthias grunts through an audible grin. “I just knew you had a stick up your ass.”
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