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1 mo ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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Rusalka said
"Hehehe...braggle all ya want about this pop garbage, Red-Shorts. I got your Genre-crossing right here.""Symphony and Metallica, nothing better. The influences of dark classical music clashing with the pulse pounding fury of thrash metal. Just check out how that crescendo further amplifys James' insane riffs and Kirk's brutal solos. It's....eargasmic \m/"


"What are you even talking about, that's not genre crossing, that's just an orchestra providing backing. And guess what?"



"Momusu did it better anyway."
SailorMoon said
That is all.


Ahhhh~ Yossie~ Sayumi~
Hillbilly12 said
"Not the uber busty pond demon with strings for clothes." *fakes a cough* "I mean some Demon I heard about from some fools in a village. Just a story I didn't fail miserably."


"Where is this pond? I...uh...want to go...uh...fishing!"
Rusalka said
"Ugh!! And you call my music ear-bleeding? My fucking cochlea just hemorrhaged!""Now THIS is true music, Red-Shorts! Feel the rawness of the Four Horsemen!" \m/


"Ugh, it's just a bunch of loud noises played fast. You call this MUSIC?"



"Listen to this. Momusu crosses GENRES. Here they are performing a modern take on BIG BAND music from the old days! It's much better than that noise you call music. And just LOOK at Yoshizawa in that white suit...she is so beautiful!"
SailorMoon said
*shoots her arrow at Noriaki instead* Leave the Princess out of your perverted games, pervert!!!


"THESE ARE VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS. I AM TEACHING HER THE FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE!"

Hillbilly12 said
"Yeah don't do any of this with a extremely attractive Demon. It might end up with you being tossed across a pond."


"It'll be fine. Demons love being groped and complimented on their bust size."
Silver Fox said
Mizuki will find a way! XDAnd Hanami your so mean to your Hime <.<Mizuki: *takes more notes* okay! thank you for your wisdom Empress ^^


"Your first assignment, my apprentice, is to use what you've learned on Kaede. Or Akane. And then report back to me and tell me about it. In detail."
Rusalka said
And Tohru can argue who the greatest band in the world truly is. If you would, Tohru-san?"METALLICA!!!!!!" \m/>0<\m/


Reiko shakes her head and pulls up a video.



"Now please do not bring up your terrible ear bleeding 'music'. Momusu is clearly better."
Silver Fox said
Mizuki: *takes more notes before raising hand* what excuse could there be for groping breasts Empress?


"Excuse? We don't call it an excuse, we call it a 'greeting'. Say you're meeting someone new or reuniting with a friend you haven't seen in a long time. First you hug, making sure the brush the butt on the pull back, and then, while they are confused if a hand touched their butt, you quickly grope. And when they question you, simply mention how they have grown since last you saw them, or, if you are meeting them for the first time, start saying how wonderful her breasts are and be sure to guess their cup size. They will either be embarrassed and understanding and even impressed, or they will slap you. Either way, you've gotten a handful of breast."
SailorMoon said
Mira will be back... with morning musume stuffs.


She better be prepared to debate which generation was the best.

Because Reiko can argue this FOR HOURS.
Silver Fox said
Mizuki: *takes notes, nodding repeatedly in understanding*Oh lord xD


"Now, when groping breasts proper, don't grab at them, and certainly don't grip them like you're holding the hilt of a sword. You want to caress them, a quick groping, a quick, gentle but firm squeeze, just enough to get the weight and the feel and to determine cup size. And never, never pinch the nipple in a grope."
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