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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


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  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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I'm interested as well.

A short question out of pure interest: Will all characters be human or are members of the other major, 'non-beastial' races/civilizations playable as well ?
@cpldingo and I are currently working on a collab. I'd like to postpone my next post until it is done because then I can refer to the events that have happened there. Of course, only if you're fine with that @Eyeris
@Meiyuki
Mad scientist's sitting in the lab pad.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc went ahead and organized for the horses to have a safe place to rest over the night. He wasn't too picky about the tavern however. On his behalf, the two men ended up in a rather dilapidated looking, wooden building with only a few chambers spread across two stories. The barmaid was looking nice, but the fact that Madawc didn't appear to act any different towards her than he did to any owner of a shop was able to disperse certain suspicions. "Single room or one for each of us ?" he asked the mute. The woman had already told them about the pricing: It was more dead cheap than expensive.
I'm perfectly fine with The Goliath :)

Do you know that the first time I played a gargoyle character, several years ago and at another place, I wasn't aware that the show existed. And some day one of the other players was like "Here. I have some YouTube links for you..."
@Eviledd1984

"Ride less and walk more! It would be good for both you and your poor beast!" was a comment of the guard that fueled Madawc's anger. Kaol was even less beknown to him than the capital city had been, but at least the probability of being attacked there was lowered. Other people were around to protect inhabitants and guests alike. "What about searching for a nice little tarvern and stay a while ? Or do we have to hurry ?"

The demon part in the man had passed the guard unrecognized. If that soldier had put himself into the growing list of people who had been able to discover one of his more astonishing properties within an instant, he would have gone crazy. The war-painted man didn't tell Xavier about it though as he thought that it could be of a great concern for him.


Othen Perelyn




"I'm not hurt, but it could hurt me if we hesitate much longer. This place is too strange for me to stand around doing nothing." Othen's voice was like thunder, though he didn't actively intend it to be that way. The echoing gave it that effect.
"I suggest not looking far ahead as long as it is not absolutely necessary. That whatever-it-was could return and blind the next one. I'll go ahead." Othen didn't see much of a point in attempting to answer Floure's question. The truth was: He had no idea of where they were, and it was a more than feasible assumption for him that noone else had. So the logical conclusion was to go ahead. He already was in front of the others, and in his mind, he was well suited for the leading end with both his shield and his axe. Of course the risk was increased, but someone had to do it and a risk was nothing Othen was afraid of. "Does anybody have torches ? We could really need one, now!"

Despite the almost complete lack of light, the more than hulking berserker started moving, slowly putting one foot in front of the other while using his hands as sensors. There was a series of rather tight bottlenecks ahead: large rocks protruding into the way from both sides. Othen had to squeeze through walking sideways hard enough that it left some minor, but visible grazes behind on his back and breast. Emmett be careful. You need any help ?" Did he start to feel sympathy for Captain Cocky ? He probably did... The place seemed foul and a rather major part of him wanted Emmett to get his eyesight back. Him being blind would not help him and would not help all of them a bit, and even Rook's nephew had not - yet - earned such a terrible fate. He pushed himself against the wall right behind the first narrowing, giving the other members of the expedition enough space to move into the gap as well while waiting for Emmett to answer.
I'm a bit busy today (work), will try to post tomorrow asap.
Sounds very good to me. And I don't know if Vaughtar would be that good at kicking a marine's ass :D He's mainly used to the application of brute force and rather slow on his feet xD
@Eviledd1984

"I'd tell her that I want clear answers and that it's not that ladylike to point at one's belly in such a teasing way. Am I really that fat ?" Of course, in Madawc's own opinion, he was not. A considerable bit over the line, but he had a huge lot of muscle to compensate for that! As if to underline that, he did the same thing Xavier did: Grabbing his weapon and holding it in his hand, ready to strike. The thing that was different was that his weapon wasn't a sword, but a huge warhammer that normally was supposed to be used with both hands, not a single one. However Madawc didn't seem to have any problem with that.
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