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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@SunsetRoses@Meiyuki
It is most likely that I will be rather sparsely available till weekend. I don't want the witches' meeting to be stuck because of me, so, if it should be necessary, feel free to puppet Khandri.

Btw. a friend of mine linked me an interesting looking Fantasy Mapping Tool that seems to be free to use (except for having to provide an email address). A general map of the area would be a really nice thing to have I think in the upcoming war. I could start working on one if you want, but I'd need detailed descriptions :)
@Eyeris What time of day is it where they are now ?

@cpldingo Interested in a collab about Hirsch and Vaughtar sparring while they were within the ground base ?
Same for me.
@Eviledd1984

"If someone wants to flirt with me, that someone shouldn't leave then..." Madawc answered in disbelief. The demon thought that Xavier's explanation for what happened was ridiculous, but he wouldn't tell the young boy. He wasn't in the mood for conflict as they really had had enough of a fight already. Seeing Xavier getting ready for travel, he decided to do the same, strapped on his armor and loaded his second horse with all of the baggage.

Madawc tried to catch up with the warrior, and his overburdened horse gave him enough time to think about his wording. in the end, it was straightforward and simple: "I'm really eager to tell this woman what I'm really thinking about her!"
Vaughtar had a hard time following the ball of light dancing around him. His look was both curious and surprised at the same time and Dayna successfully distracted him from the language issue.

"My 'chair' ?" he asked confused, not getting the point. "What does this crate have to do with that ? And... I don't know if I would be a good fighter in this world. Me being strong relating to here so far is just an assumption." Damnit! Vaughtar started to realize that he was talking himself out of business with such sentences. But there were a few things in life that didn't come back: Life itself, a missed opportunity, an arrow shot and the spoken word!

"Erm... what do you think ? Would I be a valuable addition to such an endeavour ?" he asked to everyone in the room. The stone-grey color of his skin was doing a hell of a job to prevent him from blushing. And then the crate made things even worse. It had bore up against Vaughtar so far, but now the process of buckling abruptly and rapidly accelerated. In other words: The gargoyle was sitting flat on the floor and would likely have to continue attending the meeting while standing.

"Oh damn... Well... I'd be happy to spread my wings."
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@EurmalEye@Silent Observer@FallenTrinity@dragonmancer

Harald's head turned around, inspecting Kiara with an interested look as she spoke. Of course, he wasn't able yet to identify her as a faerie, but the color of her hair and especially the strange color of her eyes were demanding for his attention. Then, suddenly, he broke the line of sight just to restore it moments later with her eyes only. Perhaps this examination had been a bit unfriendly.

"It is permanent, yes and unfortunately." Harald responded, again showing signs of the mood he always descended into when explaining his own appearance. "I can shift my face, but it looks rather strange. I prefer to stay in the shape I am in." Kiara's words sounded as if she admired those 'scientists', and her mentioning the words 'fascinating things' in that context did boost his disapproval so much that he wasn't willing to talk about it. Hopefully this sentence would be quickly forgotten!

"So..erm.. yes, I'm Harald. Nice to meet you, Kiara!" He raised one of his paws off the ground and stretched it out to her. However, he didn't really expect her to pick it up. These claws attached to it looked pretty nasty, at least that was what he thought he would be thinking if he was in her position.
Yes it would all depend on where her pack was on her body when she fell. I had the same thoughts about the ass somehow lessening the impact of the fall. [...]


I nearly fell apart by laughing when reading this.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc spit on the ground. If it had not been for the white paint, one would have seen that he had blushed the moment his belly got pointed at. And he became angered, really angered. "So that's it ? Being fat is my big problem, yes ? Aside from that: I am not fat, am I ?" he asked Xavier in a rough manner. "What does this woman think ? I suspect nothing!" The demon-man started to wrap up his belongings. It appeared he wasn't intending to stay here any longer.
I am still here and interested, but I can't do much while waiting for the collab to continue.
Sorry, I've been a bit busy over the past few days, but now it's on.
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