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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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The gargoyle scanned the hall they were in. What a magnificent castle this king had! Kerylun could not help himself but wonder how the gargoyles here would look like if there were any. Normally these statues were used to drain water from roofs or the like, but the more modern alternative was to use nothing but extensive pipework. Unlike Gwendolyn who appeared to be quite fond of her hood - at this point he had no idea if this could be considered inpolite along members of the higher classes or not, so he didn't say anything -, he did hardly make any effort to conceal who he was. To his defense it should probably be added that trying to hide was a bit difficult for someone who was close to 10 feet and putting half a ton on the red carpet. Of course, he could have started acting as a statue right here, right now, but that would have required him to take off his clothes first. Now that would be offensive! But interestingly only as long as his transition to a statue was not completed. After this, it would suddenly be okay again. Human society... strange things were happening...

Kerylun leaned down towards the elf so he could speak to her by whispering. "Erm... Do you think these chairs are suitable for me ? I don't want to break something before our business here has even started." On the other hand... the chairs had been placed there for the guests. That food looked delicious, but the gargoyle was aware that poisoning was yet another threat to add to their list. "We should seek the queen's and the princess' cooperation and perhaps let them exchange plates with others and then extract some probes. I doubt that everyone would be poisoned."

Ok someone needs to post asap. I don't mean to sound like I'm rushing people but it has been six days since the last post.


I've been trying to think about something decent for a post but I've not been able to come out with something I'd say would be reasonable. I suggest that you just go ahead with Sulley.

Btw.: Being referred to as 'someone' is somewhat strange...
What An-Hassle with these bogs...
Name: Kerylun
Level: 1
Race: Gargoyle
Class: Archer
Date/Time: Day 2? / Morning
Location: The Fat King's Castle - Yew Tree Court
Tagging: @Cyrania @Ashevelendar

Kerylun turned his attention towards the Orcish woman and slightly cleared his throat. It was a purely artificial move, there wasn't anything real actually clogging his windpipe. "Erm... Let them both sleep ? What should be the benefit of this ? If they're crazy maniacs that are addicted with peril or a super annoying combination of gossipy persons, maybe, but otherwise I don't see any real use in such a move that would compensate the risks. Are you sure you could move them on your own if it should become necessary ? What if one of them is a huge, fat, chunky bastard ?" The gargoyle spoke out this words after having reassured himself that noone he considered dangerous with regard to this was listening. "As for a sound... erm... I'm not good at imitating animals. However the top level of an usual belltower is quite accessible from outside so the sound is not impeded. If there's a hidden signal that should be heard in a very large area and I'm still able to fly, I should be able to toll the bells manually."
Still waiting for Kura to respond.
Name: Kerylun
Level: 1
Race: Gargoyle
Class: Archer
Date/Time: Day 2? / Morning
Location: The Fat King's Castle - Yew Tree Court
Tagging: @Cyrania @Ashevelendar

"Why not search for this nasty passages ? If there's a secret opening hidden being a painting, a mirror, a bookshelf or a hatch in the floor I could find it by stomping on or excessively leaning against it. Purely accidentally, of couse." The gargoyle smirked up to both his pointy ears. "Officially none of this should be there, so noone can really accuse me of something, can he ? Once we've discovered one entrance we can reveal the entire network. The architect of those secret passages would have been rather stupid not to connect all of them to each other."

Slowly, the giant creature started thudding along. "I have to agree, let's go. The most dangerous time for the two lads and ladies is while we're not present at all. Gwen ? Just tell me when you need a lift."
@Eviledd1984 Well... no real answer was an answer as well. Madawc mounted onto Xavier's horse and squeezed himself behind him into the saddle. "How much delay do you think this diversion will cost us ?"
@Eviledd1984
"What's wrong ?" Madawc asked somewhat unpatiently. "And of course I would want to keep it. I just want to get out of this damn forest before the next bunch of creatures finishes us off."
Name: Kerylun
Level: 1
Race: Gargoyle
Class: Archer
Date/Time: Day 2? / Morning
Location: The Fat King's Castle - Yew Tree Court
Tagging: @Cyrania @Ashevelendar

Kerylun looked down at the white mage, arching an eyebrow. "Me.. blending in with the gargoyle statues ? This sounds fun... and pretty boring. I would have to remain stockstill all day for not blowing my cover. Oh god... I can try, but can't guarantee success."

The huge creature seemed to be somewhat amused about the idea though. It was very... creative. Out of the box thinking, though delivered in a very blunt way. However honesty was something he could value.

"I could carry you onto the roof. With my wings you two could perhaps reach areas that remain hidden for most people's eyes. Also I find the idea of getting the two royals out of harms way altogether quite efficient. Shall we begin immediately with introducing ourselves to them ?"
@Eviledd1984
"Thank you." Madawc said towards Bette, though internally highly reluctant. If it had not been for her, this entire journey would not have escalated into what it was now. "I'm still convinced that we should go around this forest. We have barely survived this!" The demon climbed onto Xavier's horse, trying to leave enough space for the former mute to get up as well.
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