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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

What will happen when he bogs down in the bog ? The rest of the group desperately trying to pull that gargantuan lad out or the rest of the group yelling out for a TELEPORT miracle ?
I've a bit of a problem with highly agility and speed-based characters when it comes to action scenes, that's why I often stick to characters who perform well in other areas. You see, An-Hasst is a bit of a purpose build to avoid the areas where I just know I'm weak at. Shame on me.
That cheers me up :)

It's just like I read your posts, I re-read mine and think Oh my god they're so much shorter and everything!
@Eviledd1984
Madawc moaned in pain as the bandages were applied, but not doing so would have been lethal because he had pulled out the arrow. He was standing, put pale even through his normally very reddish skin. "I don't know if I'm able to ride on alone." he said with a somewhat shaky voice.
@liferusher@Cyrania@JackalopeLove@Fetzen@Bright_Ops@Raizin@Ayemdar@Vec@Legion02@Ashevelendar@Zelosse

All of you guys are saying this game is moving fast, but it hasn't budged because no one has posted in relation to the quests. Most of us have been posting nonsense and shenanigans to each other because we're waiting for people to move us along. You guys keep saying, I can't catch up. I can't do xyz, catch up to what? Nothing has even happened. lol I'm trying to make things happen so this game can move.


Where did I say this ?
And Cyrania has said that she won't be there for the weekend. My character has strolled over to the group assembly point days ago.


Kerylun could see that his little comment and his accompanying laughter had provoked No. Well, that had been intented. Something told the gargoyle however that No was on the brink of exploding, and given that he had been able to lift his 1000 pounds, who knew what came next ? So the creature was glad that the tavern's owner managed to get the hidden dragon back to normal... Or at least busy enough not to bother him any further for the moment.

The gargoyle stepped out, not caring about the claws on his feet descending back to the ground once there was stone instead of wood underneath them.
Twilight yuppie ? What's my gargoyle then ? Disney yuppie ?
My confidence in my own posts feels like on an all-time low :/
The Skayleigh had been able to observe what had been going on between Alice and Sett the evening before, but only visually. The sheer presence of Vanya had made him unwilling to get involved into this dialogue because in her vicinity, he felt socially uncomfortable.

However - he had failed. This elvish queen seemed to be capable of controlling a damn long queue of people that had spoken and that she felt the need to address. Well... she was a queen ? Was this ability such a surprise ? Likely not. This did not at all diminish the fact that the lady had spoiled his idea of personally introducing himself to the tall and armored woman that had arrived even after he had. At least Vanya seemed to be honest in what she had told everyone about everyone.




The next day, she was gone. Given her admittedly impressive abilities likely not on foot, but by teleportation. Hopefully she did this all day... From bed onto her chamber pot! From there to the kitchen! From there to the table she maybe used to eat breakfast! Into the bath tub! In front of her mirror to prepare herself for the throne room! Right into that damn thing! Maybe she had children she could pick up from whereever they were by this spell ? The more the better! It would increase the chances of her body ending as a miserably mangled, rapidly rotting heap of meat with the wrong side out!

It was even less than a questionable daydream though. Reality caught the Skayleigh in its grasp quickly as they headed out to their rendezvous point. An-Hasst was a bit jealous of Calanon. He could roam around freely on his elk at speed, a task the Skayleigh would probably find less boring than just walking.

Then, the group came to a halt. A bog ? Now that was dangerous. Especially for himself: At his weight he could sink in there like a stone. The half-elf half-giant spoke loud enough so that everyone would be able to hear him: "I'm afraid I don't have the proper arrows for shooting a rope over it with my crossbow, but some sort of lifeline is highly advisable I think. Does anybody have a really long rope ? Someone could wrap it around his waist and start crossing it while the others are ready to pull that one out if things go wrong. If we do this one by one we will have enough people on the other side to help from there soon enough."

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If there's still room - I'm interested.
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