Flamelord

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Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

@Flamelord

It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional firearms and poisons, and become immortal.

@Earnest Evans

The speaker of that quote proceeded to have three children that were powerful practitioners of the mentioned hokey religion.

@Dead Cruiser

One of whom became the Avatar of the Light Side of the Force (Burning out his body in the process), another became a Sith Lord and caused a civil war that resulted in Admiral "Genocide is the best option" Daala becoming head of the Republic, and the third killed the second before going on to further the line that would eventually conquer the galaxy at the helm of the Empire. Fun times

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Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

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whatever, bunch-a weird mumbo jumbo to me

@Mtntopview

Not my fault you can't understand the second-most straightforward mythology in the world. The Norse were a very "practical" people.

@Earnest Evans

And then suddenly Loki (*Horse things*)

Kingdom Hearts: Signs of Zodiac

THomas had been in the process of dodging some of the small creatures when the warning was given by the man, but before he could answer he suddenly found himself rising into the air uncontrollably. Well, for him anyway. He didn't really have experience with the Float spell, so it took him a bit both to right himself and figure out how to move about. He sighed, but made no further of it. Then Reno performed his next trick, bringing the fires in the boiler up to a higher temperature, and a blue color, without even a second thought. At that point Thomas did slap his forehead with the palm of his hand, another sigh tearing free. "I don't think that will be a problem," he called back as he moved about in the air. "Oh. And my apologies for him. He has a habit of doing stuff without considering the consequences." Certainly unlike himself. At least there was someone else, who seemed the considerate type. It made up for being unnecessarily blamed. At the same time, he took it to mind to watch out for this Yubaba, whoever she was. Well, that matter as quickly over, he looked over to Reno. "Feel free to keep talking with your new friend," he said. "I'm gonna keep looking." With that he headed for the passage that had been revealed, determined to find the Sign and get this over with.

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I'll give Savato the day to post, since he said he would. Meanwhile, begun Fate/Zero I have, and I'm enjoying how much Iskandar is the spirit of 'You Only Live Once'

Madou: Vivid World

Well, I'm interested, and I'll whip something up. For those of us who are pretty much unfamiliar with Fate/Zero though, what's magic like in this RP then?

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... Waah this makes me want to do more things I probably shouldn't.

@VitaVitaAR

*Braces for Marisa stealing the MacGuffin that Misaka and Kakine need to be let back through the multiversal portal in Academy City.*

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I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

@Rin

Not the entire world. Just Eurasia. And North Africa. The Americas were totally undiscovered because people got better things to do. And as Raineh said, it's alt history terminology. It's not actually them doing that, it's just...how they would look if someone who was decided to write an original history of the Mongol Empire

@Flamelord

...Oh, so it's because it seems masturbatory I guess? ^^; I suppose that makes sense. Just never heard, um, that term used in that sense before. ^^;

@Rin

Yeah. Though most of the time it's the British Empire. Or America. Or the CSA. Or the Byzantines. Or the Nazis. Or the Communists. When they're not being screwed over anyway. That's fair enough. It's kind of a niche thing.

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I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

@Rin

Not the entire world. Just Eurasia. And North Africa. The Americas were totally undiscovered because people got better things to do. And as Raineh said, it's alt history terminology. It's not actually them doing that, it's just...how they would look if someone who was decided to write an original history of the Mongol Empire

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I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

@Earnest Evans

Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc. Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity.

@Flamelord

Uh... No comment. Actually, I lied. That sounds amusing as all hell. Were the scriptures for the thing just as out there?

@PKMNB0Y

Pretty much yeah. It was based in a world after a Mongolwank allowed said Mongols to conquer.....Europe, North Africa, India, Indonesia. This was after the wank and the Empire was collapsing, so with the destruction of all real knowledge of Pre-Mongol European history, we had to make stuff up based on folklore and rumors. And thus the Holy Kingdom of Arcadia was born