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12 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
3 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

Ohai!
Granted, but you are never seen again.

I would wish to lead the serach party.
Granted! but a scientist saw it and wondered why you were so instead of reading the book he kidnapped you and is doing tests as we speak

He?

Granted, but suddenly, you are vegetarian.
Foster is also a ninja

You write a book, yes, and then retire. Immediately after, a horde of unsatisfied people demand their money back, leaving you penniless.

I wish for Foster to reply to this.

Of course I'm a ninja. also, granted, this is my late reply after all the conservation of ninjitsu takes effect.

granted but it turns out to be a future foster parent named luna

Reaaaaaaallly starting to think you're planning on kidnapping me...

Oh right, wing tats... Granted, but they're real wings... from a rub-on tattoo... you fly too close to the sun and...
(I'm going to have a TON of notifications when I wake up.... I just know it)

Right, staying on topic... the sun scorches them on permenently... as a sunburn... also, you now have skin cancer.
Granted, but the nuggets are still clucking.

I wish I could write a book on why I'm so frig'n adorable, and retire on the royalties.
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Granted, you throw up. In your sleep. It tastes just the same as it did when you ate it.
Luna is a tenno-ninja

Granted, but it is perfect grammar for a foriegn language nobody else remembers, english.

Wishing for everyone to get a pot of greed shuffled into their decks.Grn
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