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7 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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MAjoras End

Meh, close enough.

Oh, I have to do it backwards...

Um...

Dne sarojaM

Did I mention I took classes in typing when I was seven?

If I know the spelling, and don't fudge my fingers, I can and am typing this post with my eyes closed.
-So going blind probably won't stop me from replying to a post, although grammar/proofreading wuill syuffer over time/.
Died by broken chain link fence.
Banned for biting (without asking).
Harlrqy

I should've been able to do better. <---Also typed with eys closed.
In 1x1 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
3 drinks later and I'll vomit a random plot involving a self-driving drone exploding in the midst of a parade, killing a local warlord and starting-off WW3 (except it barely leaves North America, and somehow involves niether Canada nor Cuba).

Flash-forwards 82 hours later, America is in complete shambles, what remains of the electical grid is substandard, there's metal-fatigue on all levels of the government, and the nieghborhood vaugely resembles the demilitarized-zone (dogs and cats sleeping together, total anarchy).

So now it's you, your best friend, and some beat-up relic of a giant American mecha to help rebuild Mexico's border-wall to keep the radioactive-zombie-epidemic out.

Oh, and there's rumors of enemy catgirls in the area... nobody has seen any yet... probably just some urban-legend wartime propoganda.
<Snipped quote by Foster>

You need a pistol version of that with a 50 round drum.


Done. annnd done.
Grave is not only the old man in the room but also one of the only people with a preference for lower rates of fire.

I could prove that wrong, I just don't feel like limiting my options at this time.

>Hides the portable 28mm anti-tank gun

Probably would have a hard time shooting from a standing position, though... even though it's techincally a "rifle". A 500 pound rifle.
Banned for agreeing that I sound like some sort of automoton.
Maine
Banned for requesting unapproved specifications.
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