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6 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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30 days ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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>Sees interest-check*

Oh, you're looking for riders...

I'll consider it.

Although the prospect of waking up with a monster in your bed (because it snuck-in, looking for that candy-bar you said you didn't eat), somewhat amusing.

>Not everything I type needs to be an innuendo; Baka!
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Banned because we've gotta stop meeting like this.

What would the moderators think?
@Gunther I was born that Septmber.

Fun fact: If you're born before the ambulance arrives, the newborn counts as a second eleven pound occupant on you bill.

Then they put you into quarantine until your parents can find a nurse willing to bust you out.
That sorta made news headlines... it was a slow day... still, the details managed to fill-out 3 columns

-Not so much a fact about myself, but a longtime next door nieghbor was apparently part of the 32nd div sent to New Guinea (contracted malaria sometime around early 1943, but at least he wasn't part of the Janesville tank detachment)... In fact... a lot of my next door nieghbors were either veterans, teachers, or both.
This is what happens when you grow up ten blocks from the VFW. Not quite an army-brat, but close.
Banned for not coping with copying. Ya copy?
Banned for not joining the collective.

Resistance is futile.

You will be assimilated.
Also, it's "you're/You-are", not "your/yours"
@Gunther Probably some mercenary RP. Be it eccentric half-breed Tolkien-verse lancer, chinese fighter-pilot, or something involving mechas.
-Possibly zombies.

There was a nation-RP where everyone caught Ender trying to get bypass the game-rules with mercenaries that didn't exist.

Oh, right... random facts...

Star Trek: The Final Frontier hadn't come out yet when I was born and the Cold War wasn't over until 1998.
(Fall of Soviet Union was NOT the end... in '93 the Russians were still blowing up their own capitol... the chances of someone making a hasty move with a nuclear payload were high; it was only in hindsight do we realize all the General Rippers of the Soviet Union were sent to gulag)
Banned for not being here more often to ban.
@Gunther Personally, the closest thing I've used was the rescue-hitch of 1940's design from scouting (yes, it's still taught to this day)... fitted for a larger/smaller person because people were too lazy to re-adjust the knot for each person...

Which meant that rather than distributed evenly along 4 points like a STABO, it either crushed you nuts, squeezed your ribcage, janked your armpits, or chaffed your thighs... Oh, and you usually had the running-end of the rope literally in your face to the point strands of oily manilla were getting caught in your teeth.

Properly fitted, it wears quite a bit like a normal climbing/zipline harness (albeit the hitch itself is nearly fifteen pounds of rope with not much besides friction holding it up when not being lifted; and again, if the loops are too big, it's like wearing trousers fifteen sizes too big, filled with rocks).

If you can't tell, I hate this particular hitch with a burning passion, as it is needlessly complicated for what it does (3 non-slip loops, easily adjustable, from a single strand of rope) and there are a multitude of alternatives that have since been developed. Many of which I find quite a lot more comfortable and/or harder to make it so it doesn't fit.
For example, sitting in a single bowline loop is by far more comfortable than getting yanked by the ribcage alone with the thigh loops dangling loose by your ankles
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