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16 days ago
Current I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
20 days ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
23 days ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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3 mos ago
Being snowed-in on a monday after a 60 hour week is... surprisingly relaxing.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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Massachusetts
Banned.

May your avacardos be bruised.


Banned from using pocket-sand.
Jury
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Yup, we probably need some back story eventually to him just handing a sandwich over mid combat lol.

That cannot just come from nowhere.


The joke is that it did seemingly come out of nowhere.

But context for the quote is that the tank had previously been at bivvy, and one of the crewmembers was brewing up tea and grilled-cheese on the engine-deck when they were engaged, and each crewman saw something different and was reacting accordingly while the commander was grappling with the situation as said errant crewman was getting in the tank, and handed him the sandwich to hold so he had both hands free to clamber inside.

The 37mm was engaging friendly tanks behind them (as he heard the tank ordered to move forwards, he thought the front was the same as the tank's rearward travel). And A-set radio was for communicating with other tanks, and not internal comms.
-iirc, this was the same tank that got penned and had the hole plugged with a sock to improve morale as an unexpected 3-inch hole directly viewing the countryside from the loader's seat is a bit disconcerning.

ICly, Marcus is basically making a joke in reference to this to calm Anakin down like a snickers-commercial.

With some help from the radio-operator (grilled cheese snadwich-man) Ken managed to sort his tank out and get back into the fight. The problem stemmed from Ken being bumped from an M3 Grant to a Lee.
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Yee, Shotgun Shine is moving fast and far to recon and start suppressing as the hammer of the main force drives in, so I just took some fun liberties for drama and action sake and rolled with it. The chaos and excitement of the beach! Fun day!

Shame we dont have Google street view for Iran (though for obvious reasons)


We actually do, surprisingly. Apparently it's a tourist destination and folks love posting pictures of the bay's many beaches. Apparently there's some redneck sand-trucking that goes on SE of Chabahar and they've even uploaded videos of their shenanigans to google maps of all platforms.

But the spot of our landing is closer to here.

Anyways... I was compelled to make a ref to the Ken Giles quote regarding the M3


So I'm picturing Anakin's SPG just deployed smoke, requested urgent support, and up trundles a T-62 as the TC and crew casually unbuttons to operate the pintle-guns, and hands Anakin a sandwich before buttoning up again and trundling off into the smoke to draw enemy fire.
During the run-up to the beach, Richard Paterson Sawyer was making ready the tank's snorkel as Adrian was busy affixing the exhaust-plate to keep the seawater from backflooding the engine. Thus, their tank would be able to ford through the waves up to five meters deep, although they'd hoped they would never need to worry about anything deeper than the four meter draught of their landing-craft, accidents have historically happened, and helping push the landing-craft free if the beach back out to sea as the last tank out would be their responsibility. As a beached LST would prove quite the valuable and inviting target.

Further assisting the tank in its role of preventing any of the other tanks foundering in the sand, including themselves, were a pair of un-ditching logs strapped fore and aft of the tank to be secured to the treads for added traction if necessary.

Inside the tank, Marly their gunner was already sulking and keeping busy with the gunner's optics and general state of the tank's interior while everyone was making final outside preparations.

Sitting atop the turret, Captain Grable looked up from his map and at the helicopters as they made their run and came back to tip their rotors to the side indicating good suppression of the bay's naval assets. He gave a re-assured nod at them before going back over the map, trying to find good positions, vantage-points, and other points of interest they should focus on reaching if they wished to survive the mission.

Soon it was time, and Marly thumped the turret roof with a wrench to tell Marcus to patch into the intercom as Maddie gave their pep-talk and Adrian lept into the driver's position and revved the engine to keep the manifold pressure high enough for the exhaust system to work as Richard became seated himself and closed his hatch. Marcus hesitated a moment as he watched Ash performing some strange ritual on a Patton tank, but had more important things to worry about than witchcraft; in this business, sometimes it paid to be a little supersticious.

When the ramp dropped, all tanks gunned their engines and everyone at the back of the boat could feel the hull groan as all that mass shifted forwards and suddenly off from the ship, their tank following the K2 and the self propelled artillery into the surf just as the ramp was closing. By now the beach defenses had come alive and the team went into action.

"Driver, smoke! Loader, manual ejection. Gunner, HE, trenches, 100, coax and ricochet." Marcus bellowed orders in rapid succession as Adrian injected raw fuel into the exhaust to create a plume of thick low-hanging smoke to surround the landing-craft while Richard quickly disabled the shell-ejection port and slammed in an delay-fuzed HE round which Marly lined up and shot into an otherwise inconspicous stretch of trench that looked perfect for an RPG team to hide in, penetrating into the sand and blowing up inside the bottom of their foxhole, followed by some .30 caliber machine gun rounds and another delay-fuzed shell that bounced off the sand before exploding, cutting down any defenders who'd suddenly lost their nerve and tried to flee. The two shell-casing clattered to the floor, filling the tank with acrid fumes as Marly continued to mow the defenders down with her .30 caliber machine-gun.

"Driver, reverse, easy." Marcus's order was non-standard, but Adrian complied, and the sudden jolt and shudder of bumping fender-to-fender with their landing-craft and pushing it off against the sand until the silent sound of freedom and waves lapping over the hull could be heard.

"Driver, advance!"

Some time later, as Adrian's vision periscope cleared from the surf, he chimed in "Surf clear" and Richard promptly ejected the tank's snorkel and reactivated the auto-ejector for the tank's main gun. Adrian also was quick to open the radiator-vents to keep the tank from overheating now that it wasn't being cooled by copious amounts of seawater as it took up position besides Itonhide and Marcus poked his head out as the SPG was laying down a defensive smoke-screen and 30mm covering-fire. He clanged on their hull with his Uzi to get their attention, Richard also unbuttoned from the tank to man the tank's grenade-launcher as Marly switched to the mantlet-mounted 14.5mm KPV machine-gun to make swiss-cheese of the nearby concrete bunkers.

It was here, at this moment, when Marcus calmly handed 'Anakin' a grilled cheese sandwich, smiled, nodded, and ordered the tank to move forwards once more as the crew buttoned-up once again.
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Id not worry too much, I focused on the chaosnof the landing and the fact the big self propelled gun is protected but not safe to anti tank weapons.

And the crew are not the best geared for closed combat, bar the 30mm auto cannon that is rather handy with explosive ammo.


Yeah, the T-62 will likely be escorting you and bouncing HE-frag rounds off the sand because V-429E point detonating fuzes can do that.



Will probably deal with the funny yet still deadly Tiam tanks. (Type-72Z [T-54AMV] turret on M-47 Patton hull)
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Secondly - I don't know why you're going after the theme park? The orders are to move up the beach and take out defences, and that's the scene that's been set up, not anything else. Maddy literally gave the orders and specified what the objective was. This is just a quick opening to throw us into some fun action. Anything bigger or more elaborate will come after.

EDIT: I made a cruddy map



Mostly because I was focused too much on the village that was the bay's namesake, ie: I was was looking at landing at the wrong beach and the theme park was basically the only access-point inland over there, and wanted some clarification as to why it appeared (at the time) that we would be landing on the opposite side of the bay to drive the entire bay-coastline before traveling inland.

Somewhere towards the end of writing my post I realized my error and wanted confirmation that we were indeed, landing near the objective instead of clearing every single marina and fishing-pier of naval-defenses along the way in a two-pronged landing on either side of the bay (a much bolder strategy, but still a plausible one considering the order to clear every/any strongpoint along the way).

Plus AvaP was engaging fortifications and a tank to their southeast shortly after disembarking. But being a fast-mover, they may have cleared themselves far enough inland that a tank and anti-tank relic to their rear would pose a problem.

On the upside, I took a pretty nifty virtual tour of Iran's beaches.
Um... we do realize there's a giant vertical cliffwall like 50 meters inland of the beach irl, right?

Like, the only places they flattened out the cliff-face for access are at the tourist resort-beach at Tiss, and it's kinda flat at a manicured beach by the local soccer-field at 25.33489367210045, 60.616280479037876.

Oh, you mean south shore... so like Rocky-Beach/Komb Beach/Lion King Reef.

Still a literal uphill battle, though. Right now I'm working on the contingency-plan of being dropped off in 4 meters of water and needing to blindly snorkel ashore. Then thankfully not needing to. Will probably help clear-out the nearby amusement-park unless we need to acquire the port-facilities.

Edit the third: Just realized we're probably landing closer to Naserabad/Konarak Airport, by the water treatment plant... which actually does have a flat beach. But literally everywhere else is cliff-face.
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