Frizan

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion - Crimson Skies

Eh fuck it I'll join

Paladin comin' at ya, bitches. Stendarr Vult > Dagon

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

Getting up a post tomorrow is the plan.

EDIT:

HAH, NOT TECHNICALLY 24 HOURS YET

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

125. One hundred and twenty five of those stupid fucking radiant quests to get all of the trophies and shit for the Skyrim Thieves Guild. Did Bethesda not think AT ALL when they set up that system? Did no one consider all of the boring-ass back-and-forth between the quest targets and Riften, or how many long-ass loading screens the player would have to go through each and every time they go out to do their two jobs? Oh yeah, you can only take TWO jobs at a time, one from Vex and one from Delvin, both having jobs as inane and boring as the character and motives of Alduin.

Sure, these are optional, but god damn it I'm a thief, and if I can get extra shiny things for my thievery I'm gonna damn well do it, not to mention my completionist tendencies. Actually, those quests being optional at all is terrible because they're the only "quests" involved with the Thieves Guild questline that actually, you know, involve THIEVERY. The main quest is full of murder and dungeon-delving, both things that are more accurately classed as adventuring, not thievery.

Fuck. Oh well, at least I finally have my safe of respawning goodies, and with that done I can go back to doing fun things.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

You can dance if you want to,
You can leave your gods behind,
'cause if you don't we'll slap you in chains and make you disappear.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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remember that there is no vote.

@gcold

Whoops. tfw you can't read

Well either way, Sagax ain't engaging head on, lol. Big metal robot man is scary; secondly, getting hit in the face by an exasperated nord woman isn't on his to-do list.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

Sagax's vote is to take defensive positions.

You know that cutscene in GTAV, during the Paleto Bay bank heist where Chef/Michael/Trevor come out of the front door armed to the teeth? Remember the reaction of the sheriff?

That's Sagax right now.

Kamal vs Centurion, Sagax would rather fight the Kamal any day, lol

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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HA HA, I CANNOT BE STOPPED, EVERYTHING CAN BE CANON IF I SAY IT IS! THIS IMAGE IS CANON! THE KING OF RAPE IS A WOMAN! VAMPIRES ARE ACTUALLY A SUBRACE OF MER! AKAVIR KATANAS ARE ACTUALLY CYBERPUNK TECH!

@Chrononaut

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CHIM

@Chrononaut

SPEAK NOT SUCH HERESY, HEATHEN

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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and "AKAVIR IS THE FUTURE AND TAMRIEL IS THE PAST"

@Leidenschaft

That's not a thing people seriously say, right? I mean, Akavir's on official maps if I'm remembering right. Like, it's an actual continent in the world.

Besides, that would mean the future of Tamriel isn't all that different from the present. All lore from in-game books and stuff indicate that the technological and magical state of Akavir isn't much different from the rest of the world. So they have katanas instead of longswords and there are also giants and monkeys...cool?

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

@Frizan

Pfft.

_{sounds like something a scrub would say}

@MiddleEarthRoze

Nah, Galum-Ei's the scrub.

Asshole surrounds himself with Bandit Highwaymen and the game expects me to kill each one...joke's on you, Bethesda, I know how to abuse AI pathing!

...was kinda weird talking to Galum while crouching though.