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*Takes another bite, emphasizing my teeth crunching against salt crystals while I chew*
How else would I keep up my naturally-salty demeanor? Besides, I need the electrolytes.


*slightly hold back a cringed smile*
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*Takes a large bite*
Wha-abouch it?


*gags*
So much salt. How are you hydrated?
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What?


Uhhh…
*Points to the lizard covered salt*
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*Nods toward your burger and pours unnecessarily excessive salt on the lizard tail*
So does your food.


*my eyes widen in pure shock*
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I didn’t say to charge with them.


You stated “stores energy”.
*takes a bite out of my burger*
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Batteries are made with metal and they store energy. Seems like something you would eat.


I’m not a robot.
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So are you.


What does that have to do with consuming battery acid??
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Vehicle batteries?


That’s dangerous.
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Do you like sour fruits? Those are also acidic.


Not really.
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Really? I never thought tomatoes were that bad.


And they are gross.
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