Galvanize

Myriad Reality

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I slipped a notice under your door last week! Now you’ve got thirty seconds before I’m comin’ in!

@Audacious

*shakes my fist*
We don't have inspections because we bought this home!
*grabs a shotgun from under the couch and loads a round*

Myriad Reality

*A knock is heard at the apartment door followed by the voice of your landlord*
Inspection! Open up!

@Audacious

Inspection?! Wait no! That doesn't sound right!
*sprints to the door*
Buzz off, booger lips!

Myriad Reality

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That’s what I was thinking. Still weird though. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by Big Filter.

@Legend Begins

Big Filter, huh? Alright, and I thought Isis was the weird one.
*eats a slice from my box*
I can probably get us some good ones.

Myriad Reality

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That’s a question for city infrastructure, not me. I mean, I doubt it’s actually toxic or anything, but it tastes gross.

@Legend Begins

Maybe we should buy some filters for our system and have some installed as well.

Myriad Reality

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The point is that they filter it, goofy.

@Legend Begins

So the filter isn’t working?

Myriad Reality

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Do you drink the sea?

@Legend Begins

No, unless I got a sore throat or something. Though I more of gargle it.

Myriad Reality

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It’s been, like, kind of salty recently. And way too soft.

@Legend Begins

Uhm, we do live on a water planet.

Myriad Reality

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Did you hear about the water supply issues recently?

@Legend Begins

There have been issues? How?

Myriad Reality

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Fine.
*Grabs a slice and takes a large, awkward bite, crust-first*

@Legend Begins

*leans back and relaxes*

Myriad Reality

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Which is why it's so kind that you're willing to dedicate it to the wellbeing of your roommates.

@Legend Begins

Just take a slice of pizza ya, weirdo.