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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@bloonewb
I was waiting on the other guy to post.
@Lonewolf685
Cool. I'll make a post shortly after a few others post before me.
Challenge? I feel like I should attempt this challenge but I have no body on my swordsman.

If accept the challenge, is it safe to assume that I can get another body then attempt it?
@mackielars
I know right? I love myself too.

H A I L B A N A N ! ! !

@Crossfire
Can I create my own, or do I have to find one on the internet?

Edit: Assuming I can make my own. Will post a CS shortly.
Bonesword
~Intermission~



That was a series of surprising events, from falling down in a bar trap to being immediately released and back in... Hyperion from the looks of things. Granted he was a good ways up from Hyperion with no real way to land, but he was out of the trap that resulted from Absinthe Blue's attempted trap. Bonesword took note of her name, especially considering that she was basically on his hit-list now (even though it only had a succubi on the list prior). This wasn't the important thing right now, as what really mattered was a very long ways below him...

He was jettisoned out of the portal like a rocket, aiming right towards the ground with no real way to escape it. While this seemed very scary at first, the skeleton began to notice the skyscrapers of Hyperion being far beneath him as he plummeted towards the ground below. With a few very quick movements, the skeleton drew his Shroomblade and - after angling his fall to get closer to a building - began to grow as much plant life as he could around his blade, specifically vines. He was going to attempt to slow his fall by grabbing onto the building and bungee jumping with those vines, which would probably never work, but it was the best he had at the time dammit, and once enough of a vine was created (one or two vines isn't too terribly hard to concentrate on, even under pressure), he slung it over a flagpole like a whip and very quickly diverted his momentum to a horizontal plane.

He then had the issue of slamming into a goddamn building, but luckily he landed on a lower rooftop in a tumble. He was banged up and having a bit of a panic attack, but he was alive and kicking. There was one minor issue now though... because his skull, booze, and swords were the only things that made it onto the building. Everything else was plummeting down to the ground below him. He may have almost died, but he was still around as his skull was intact. While a small stump was growing beside him to carry the skull to a new body, the vine attached to the Shroomblade tapped one of the spots on Bonesword's head. It helped direct the skull to where he got his skeleton bodies from, because he needed one every so often. Once the stump - now nicknamed Stumpy - received the skull and gently placed it on his head, he began the trek to find a new body, with the swords being stabbed into the stump's side and the booze carefully placed on the head as well.

"... I really hope Eos doesn't find out about this..."
*runs in*

Don't forget the produce section! I am interested here!

Can I be a skeleton though, is the real question.
@Mega Birb
I love you.
@The Fated Fallen
iss p guud cheef
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