If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
Name: Tibulus Sepitan (color is a7a7a7) Age/Race/Gender: Deceased / Funganoid (see Powers) / Male Appearance: Take a skeleton, add a blue mushroom helmet, give the mushroom gray spots, and the skeleton has blue lights for pupils. That's literally the base appearance for Tibulus. Otherwise, a tight navy jumpsuit is worn at all times by Tibulus, and is never taken off for an unknown reason. Occupation: Electrician, Botanist and Pilot. Weapons: The only real weapon that Tibulus will carry is his custom made stun blaster, powered by the coherent power of Funganoids being able to create a good amount of electricity with direct contact. The stun blaster is a pistol with no real lethality unless it connects to bare skin. Otherwise, it acts as an EMP and will short-circuit any technology it comes into contact with, but it must be charged with every use and can only short circuit for a small amount of time. Besides the stun blaster, he also carries a single glove, able to amplify the electricity generated from being a Funganoid into electrical punches. It causes a similar EMP effect to the stun blaster but does it over an area. The stronger the punch, the more area it will cover. If a punch is too strong, it will cause Tibulus to have a migraine. Armor: Power armor is the way to go, and Tibulus carries around a lightweight full-body shield unit. It coats the whole body in a relatively strong shield, and it shall hold up for a damn good time. When it's depleted, however, it will cause an EMP around him in about a 2 meter radius, and will not work for a good amount of time. Once it's recharged though, the EMP will also be recharged, so there's that bit of tidbitual informationing. Items: - A bunch of rechargeable batteries, which can have the energy absorbed out of in order to get Tibulus drunk. - A photo of Tibulus when he was alive, with his wife and 2 kids, William and Rodney. - Multiple cigars. It's rare to see him without one in his mouth. - A single snack-pack of Goldfish brand crackers. He wants to find more. Skills: - Tibulus claims he can pilot anything with a simple look over the controls. This has been unproven. - Tibulus has extensive knowledge of electronics, and can create incredible things provided you give him resources and time. - Tibulus is a botanist, and as such he has extensive knowledge of plant life. From crossbreeding to genetically engineering. - Tibulus is a master when it comes to the art of knitting. Nobody knows why. Powers:
The Funganoid is a relatively newly discovered race, taking on the appearance of a parasitic fungus that will attempt to latch onto any deceased life within a good radius and effectively reanimating them and using the deceased as a body. This is not a case of zombies, this is a case of the person being given a second chance at life, as the deceased is reanimated with all knowledge from the previous life that they have experienced, and is largely the same person as they once were. This is overshadowed, however, by the grotesque appearance of the deceased as they slowly lose all of their skin (provided they had any) and become the definition of feared. One of the most interesting traits of the funganoid is the unexplained ability they possess. When a funganoid possesses a host, the host gains the ability to conduct a certain kind of static electricity through their bones, and some are even able to channel it into fully fledged thunderbolts of destruction. This is reserved only for the most experienced of the race, and currently only one funganoid was found with this capability. Due to their skeletal bodies, funganoids are considered immortal, and cannot die from old age. In addition, the funganoid does not have a need to eat, drink, or breathe, unless they so desire to. They also cannot be afflicted with mortal ailments excluding any sort of brain disease, which is typically passed down genetically anyway. Further research is being conducted on the nature of these mysterious beings. ~ Professor B. Nan; Head of the Racial Research Branch in [REDACTED]
That was a series of surprising events, from falling down in a bar trap to being immediately released and back in... Hyperion from the looks of things. Granted he was a good ways up from Hyperion with no real way to land, but he was out of the trap that resulted from Absinthe Blue's attempted trap. Bonesword took note of her name, especially considering that she was basically on his hit-list now (even though it only had a succubi on the list prior). This wasn't the important thing right now, as what really mattered was a very long ways below him...
He was jettisoned out of the portal like a rocket, aiming right towards the ground with no real way to escape it. While this seemed very scary at first, the skeleton began to notice the skyscrapers of Hyperion being far beneath him as he plummeted towards the ground below. With a few very quick movements, the skeleton drew his Shroomblade and - after angling his fall to get closer to a building - began to grow as much plant life as he could around his blade, specifically vines. He was going to attempt to slow his fall by grabbing onto the building and bungee jumping with those vines, which would probably never work, but it was the best he had at the time dammit, and once enough of a vine was created (one or two vines isn't too terribly hard to concentrate on, even under pressure), he slung it over a flagpole like a whip and very quickly diverted his momentum to a horizontal plane.
He then had the issue of slamming into a goddamn building, but luckily he landed on a lower rooftop in a tumble. He was banged up and having a bit of a panic attack, but he was alive and kicking. There was one minor issue now though... because his skull, booze, and swords were the only things that made it onto the building. Everything else was plummeting down to the ground below him. He may have almost died, but he was still around as his skull was intact. While a small stump was growing beside him to carry the skull to a new body, the vine attached to the Shroomblade tapped one of the spots on Bonesword's head. It helped direct the skull to where he got his skeleton bodies from, because he needed one every so often. Once the stump - now nicknamed Stumpy - received the skull and gently placed it on his head, he began the trek to find a new body, with the swords being stabbed into the stump's side and the booze carefully placed on the head as well.
"... I really hope Eos doesn't find out about this..."
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>