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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I deeply apologize, but I'll have to bail as well. I like this idea but I just don't know enough on 40k to participate. I tried getting stuff in but I can't think of any characters that I could have fun rolling.

Keep it tight here guys.
@6slyboy6
"Thank's fer choppin' my head, I'll find a special place in the underworld for you. Maybe even my new coffee table."

Felt like there would be some ill will between Stride and Grox now
Ursaren listened to the knights many titles, and she stated to the priest that her release would chance the lives of the fair group that he just met, and while that was a big thing to have to undertake, he would definitely take the chance to help bring this girl back to her life of glory. Who knows, maybe she could be the daughter he never had... or at least the student he always wanted to teach. He smiled and began to speak to Jezebeth again, with a more jovial voice on him this time around.

"My dear, nobody is beyond hope unless they forfeit their right to have it, and I promise you that you won't be able to lay an ill-willed finger on anyone here before you have to deal with the likes of me when I'm angry. You may have lost all you know, but I can tell you this. I have faith in you, and I would be the happiest man to see you feel like you were as happy as a mouse with a whole head of cabbage. I'm going to see if I can't help convince these elves to let you out of here."

This was a lot to take in, Ursaren thought before he began to speak. The title that she had held with the Guardian Order was also a bit of an enigma, as he had a small hatred for their 'righteous' notations, which the old man had always seen as selfish, greedy, and self-centered. Ursaren was once offered to join the Order, but very hastily denied it as he despised what the Order did at times. One of his personal experiences being where he healed a young whippersnapper about 18 years old from the wounds he suffered with a corrupt subgroup of that damnable order of righteous twats. Regardless, the past was the past, and Ursaren felt a sense of truth and devout good within the soul of Jezebeth, who was currently locked behind a wall of sorrow and depression. If Ursaren was the key to the lock of that door, be it through his wisdom or his trident, he would surely bust it free. He finally approached Verya and began to speak to her.

"If neither of our groups know whether or not she knows anything, then nobody here has the right to restrain this woman. If anyone is going to do the questioning, as well, it's going to be someone who she has opened up to, and I desire to show her the ways of Maestus. If you need to question her, please allow me to be the one to do it."

@Fetzen@BCTheEntity@Darkraven@The Fated Fallen@POOHEAD189
@Mega Birb
Do it man. Just expect a real drinking game afterwards because our plan was interrupted by a certain succubus.
I even offered to buy a damn bottle and she did it to me...
@POOHEAD189
True. I won't free the lady unless everyone will help fight.
@POOHEAD189
If we free @Darkraven without telling the elves, would the elves be rather tough enemies or would they be as useless as a wet tissue?
The Bloody Blackmailer

The scarlet-coated gentlemen realized that a few people were giving him rather dirty looks when they glanced over and simply saw him sitting there looking around, fiddling with his cane. He figured that he could probably join in on a group of any sort and make it seem like he could fit in with the crowd of people, at least until he finds his target. Westley scoured the area for a group that he could jump into and hopefully make a few friends with, and noticed two individuals speaking over in the corner, and he heard one of them speak the word 'dare'. Immediately thinking of the silly game, he wondered if he could use them to blend in. He approached the pair and spoke in a slight Australian accent - "Mind if I join you two? I'm not a fan of being a lone-wolf."

@Shmektheshmuck@bloonewb
Fair.

Edit: @shmektheshmuck (I know edit mentions don't work but I feel like there needs to be more in this post)
*craftily waits for others to post before he makes a post responding to those nyeh heh heh*
@Shmektheshmuck
Yo you shmuck, mind if I join you over there watching the people dance?
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