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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@The 42nd Gecko
I didn't even know I disobeyed orders, to be completely honest. I now know this too late.

Yay.
@TheWindel
I tried being a good boy. Then there was an incinerator.

Can I ask for any credit for Froggo when he respawns in Hell for trying to corrupt someone of higher power? I know there's no chance but I'm asking anyway.
I shall post my character in due time.
*rolls in really quickly*

I AM HERE TO SECURE, CONTAIN, AND/OR PROTECT! SIGN ME UP!
The PRT Building


Ruben stared at the curtain with a rather curious face, confused whether or not it was an actual trick or just nonsense. He guessed it was nonsense and treated it as such until he instinctively flinched backwards as Jackson shot a fist out at his ear. That genuinely surprised him, as he was expecting something like a rabbit just appear under the curtains. Ruben recovered to a sitting position, clearly agitated, and he responded to Jackson with an appropriate line. "What the heck?!"
Gundarogs. Why'd it have to be 'rogs? Ursaren had fought these jokers before, and he knew getting swarmed by them would lead to being overwhelmed and near death. He'd been down that road a long time ago, and he wasn't going to let it happen. Especially not to any of the nice fellows of the group around him. The old man uttered a very low growl as he stood towards the oncoming ambush, his heart racing. Ursaren had a deep feeling in his gut that something in this fight was going to go awry, and he was afraid that it would involve him. There was one way that Ursaren thought of that would allow him to stay peaceful in the fight. His trident and shield were lowered, although they were still armed, and he turned to face Beren in order to speak.

"I can make this a whole lot easier, if you want."

Submitting for approval.

Edit: Also I want to pass along my only request for Bonesword in terms of an upgrade. That upgrade would be a really strong shield that would take the next round of combat to obtain.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

I mean, she tossed him inside the incinerator and walked away. If you think that he can stand the fire and open the lid from inside of it, you are pretty much free to have him do it.

If not then he'll respawn on Hell in a few posts as normal for everyone. No drama involved and he gets a free dry cleaning. Everyone wins, right?


I'd say he could pull a Toy Story 3 and hang onto something before being burned alive, but for the sake of keeping it simple I'm going to just have him die and get a cleaning. Be known that the Frog has a grudge against Diana though.

Also I don't think that anyone wins when Lucille is leading Hell. He's gonna get the shit kicked out of his puppet body.
Bonesword / Fungal Knight


What in the hell...? The skeletal swordsman stood over the limp and lifeless clown and simply observed him for a minute, the Shroomblade drawn and at his side as he watched. The clown was quite out of place for the drab and deserted atmosphere of the area around him. Nobody else was around, in both body and soul, except this carnival freak, Bonesword, and Big-Big. Thankfully the only one who seemed alive at the time was Bonesword. He prepped his sword to shove into the clown's chest and finally drove it in, hopefully killing the clown if he wasn't already dead. After pulling out his blade, the skeleton climbed off of the teacup ride and went over to one of the carnival stalls.

Once there, the skeleton climbed over the counter and sat on a stool behind it, looking like an out-of-place worker in the carnival at this point. The idea of it made him snicker with a bit of childlike glee. "Heh. 'Step right up folks, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!' the skeleton chuckled away to an invisible crowd of people. "'Toss a ring onto the bottle and win yourself a bear!' Why did people ever play these games? They're rigged from every angle."

The skeleton watched the rain trickle down onto the pier as he started screwing with the watch on his wrist, wondering what it did. The green glow was ominous enough (even if the glow matched his ensemble perfectly), and the skeleton was curious to figure out how it worked. His curiosity was only further peaked by the small black silhouettes on the watch face as he toyed with it, each shape representing a humanoid shape or the occasional... not-so-humanoid. It was weird, and the skeleton didn't like it.
@KoL
Well then. That ended abruptly.

Edit: I'm gonna assume that there's no way I can have the Frog climb out unless he wants to square up against Diana... so this is the end of the frog I suppose.
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