If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
@TheWindel I tried being a good boy. Then there was an incinerator.
Can I ask for any credit for Froggo when he respawns in Hell for trying to corrupt someone of higher power? I know there's no chance but I'm asking anyway.
Ruben stared at the curtain with a rather curious face, confused whether or not it was an actual trick or just nonsense. He guessed it was nonsense and treated it as such until he instinctively flinched backwards as Jackson shot a fist out at his ear. That genuinely surprised him, as he was expecting something like a rabbit just appear under the curtains. Ruben recovered to a sitting position, clearly agitated, and he responded to Jackson with an appropriate line. "What the heck?!"
Gundarogs. Why'd it have to be 'rogs? Ursaren had fought these jokers before, and he knew getting swarmed by them would lead to being overwhelmed and near death. He'd been down that road a long time ago, and he wasn't going to let it happen. Especially not to any of the nice fellows of the group around him. The old man uttered a very low growl as he stood towards the oncoming ambush, his heart racing. Ursaren had a deep feeling in his gut that something in this fight was going to go awry, and he was afraid that it would involve him. There was one way that Ursaren thought of that would allow him to stay peaceful in the fight. His trident and shield were lowered, although they were still armed, and he turned to face Beren in order to speak.
"I can make this a whole lot easier, if you want."
Personality: While she is largely modest when it comes to a lot of things, and rightfully devout to her leader of Syphax (and his leaders by extension), Eve can be incredibly cocky in terms of speed, which while she can't beat a harpy male at fighting or anything of that sort, she can undoubtedly beat him in a race. Eve is also unusually hyper for a large amount of time, and caffeine usually triggers her to calm down in a short amount of time, with pure caffeine calming her down in mere seconds. Eve thinks very quick on her feet, and while her ideas are usually bold and brash (and they often cause a lot of self-harm), they are quite effective in the long run.
History: During the enslavement of the harpies, Eve tried her utmost hardest to evade her masters without making her presence known, and for a vast majority of the period she did it very well. In the off-chance that she was sighted, none of those who saw her could even track her down due to her blinding speed. Unfortunately, her arrogance got the better of her, and it ultimately resulted in her capture during the final third of the enslavement period. Once she was captured, a lot of aggressive actions were held against her, with a vast majority of the actions being able to fall under the category of "stress relief", and even though her body was tattered and bruised to the point of being blue, she kept up in the fight to stay alive for when the time came that she would be freed.
The day finally came where the harpies were freed, and Eve was one of the first women to sign up for the ranks of being a soldier in an army consisting of her fellow birdfolk. A lot of other soldiers were surprised by Eve's decision, as they believed that she was more of a dainty and maternal type of harpy (she wasn't fit for combat, not because she was a girl), however Eve still remained dedicated to fighting alongside Heaven and helping them "win" this war. She didn't prove she was particularly strong in several aspects of combat, however her magical aptitude and her sheer speed proved to be quite good, which earned her a place in the ranks the army.
A few days later, the savior of the harpies, Syphax, came to observe how a few of the troops were doing, and he was quite interested with the abilities of a certain speedster in the ranks. He later challenged Eve to a race, whereas if she lost she would have to do Syphax a "favor", and if Eve won she would be crowned as a general for the new army of harpies. Eve agreed to these terms, and while Syphax proved himself to be quite the fast flyer, it was undoubted that Eve beat him in the race. Upon being dubbed as Syphax's first General, Eve still agreed to give him that favor he requested, and that brings us here.
Powers: Harpy Physique - Eve has her wings attached to her arms, for starters, so she can't fly and wield a sword in her hands, but she often doesn't care for that kind of luxury. Eve's talons are often sharpened every other week, and she prefers to use those in the event she has to fight in close quarters. Speedy Sparrow - Eve is ridiculously fast, to the point where it's rather uncanny. What's even more uncanny is the level of agility that she can fly with. Firebird Strike - A sort of kamikaze attack, Eve jettisons herself through the air at speeds that cause her feathers to ignite, then she slams her flaming body into a target. Naturally, this causes a lot of damage to Eve, however it would seem that her feathers are largely unaffected with using this ability. Rise from the Ashes - Eve can force avian constructs to rise out of ashes and fight for her, and the construct is similarly able to use a stunted version of Firebird Strike. The construct can only take the form of a small eagle and only one construct can be around at a time.
Weapons: Talons - Sharpened claws that can tear through metal because of the speeds that Eve is flying at. The Lance of the Phoenix - A weapon that isn't often carried around by Eve, but she still owns it either way. Much like the talons, the lance can put a good dent in anything with the speeds that Eve flies around at, and the lance can catch aflame when Eve is using Firebird Strike.
Equipment: Armor - Eve doesn't run into battle without any armor on, that's a terrible idea! She has a set of armor that allows for her to fly just as fluently as before while also providing the maximum amount of protection it can.
Edit: Also I want to pass along my only request for Bonesword in terms of an upgrade. That upgrade would be a really strong shield that would take the next round of combat to obtain.
I mean, she tossed him inside the incinerator and walked away. If you think that he can stand the fire and open the lid from inside of it, you are pretty much free to have him do it.
If not then he'll respawn on Hell in a few posts as normal for everyone. No drama involved and he gets a free dry cleaning. Everyone wins, right?
I'd say he could pull a Toy Story 3 and hang onto something before being burned alive, but for the sake of keeping it simple I'm going to just have him die and get a cleaning. Be known that the Frog has a grudge against Diana though.
Also I don't think that anyone wins when Lucille is leading Hell. He's gonna get the shit kicked out of his puppet body.
What in the hell...? The skeletal swordsman stood over the limp and lifeless clown and simply observed him for a minute, the Shroomblade drawn and at his side as he watched. The clown was quite out of place for the drab and deserted atmosphere of the area around him. Nobody else was around, in both body and soul, except this carnival freak, Bonesword, and Big-Big. Thankfully the only one who seemed alive at the time was Bonesword. He prepped his sword to shove into the clown's chest and finally drove it in, hopefully killing the clown if he wasn't already dead. After pulling out his blade, the skeleton climbed off of the teacup ride and went over to one of the carnival stalls.
Once there, the skeleton climbed over the counter and sat on a stool behind it, looking like an out-of-place worker in the carnival at this point. The idea of it made him snicker with a bit of childlike glee. "Heh. 'Step right up folks, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!' the skeleton chuckled away to an invisible crowd of people. "'Toss a ring onto the bottle and win yourself a bear!' Why did people ever play these games? They're rigged from every angle."
The skeleton watched the rain trickle down onto the pier as he started screwing with the watch on his wrist, wondering what it did. The green glow was ominous enough (even if the glow matched his ensemble perfectly), and the skeleton was curious to figure out how it worked. His curiosity was only further peaked by the small black silhouettes on the watch face as he toyed with it, each shape representing a humanoid shape or the occasional... not-so-humanoid. It was weird, and the skeleton didn't like it.
Edit: I'm gonna assume that there's no way I can have the Frog climb out unless he wants to square up against Diana... so this is the end of the frog I suppose.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>