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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Bonesword

Well... that was a freaky situation. In any case that went over quite alright for the swordsman. He stood and watched as the clouds of pollen washed over the area, and it began to float around in his mind that he can just leave the battle and be done with it. He's tried his damn best, but in the end he just felt like it caused others to think of him as a lesser force. Bonesword didn't blame them, as what he did was a bit extreme and it really wasn't time to resort to measures like that. Nonetheless the skeleton turned back towards where he entered the battlefield from, and he used the same tree-launch technique as before to shoot himself the entire way there.

He managed not to hit anything, and while his landing was rough, he did turn back to Arcadia before finally starting his abscond towards where he entered the area from. He could easily be seen, as there was a great absence of any trees providing him cover, but he honestly didn't care at this point. All he wanted was to get home.

FROG

Making a raid on Heaven? Damn was that a show to watch. A weirdly-manufactured camera would be recording all of the Frog's efforts as he made his own way through Heaven, trying his hardest to get to where Zeruel was. If the puppet could get control of him or Deva... oh the potential! Maybe he could even start his own attack on the Machina's forces, or maybe remake Hell in his own facade... probably not that last one, but the sheer potential of his attack could spell disaster for all of Heaven and spell true fortune for Hell.

The frog sprinted through the halls of Celestia's stronghold, stopping when he got to the final few rooms. He knew that if he continued from there he would be minced meat, as he saw Torag's back rushing into the main hall. Although Torag proved a bit of an obstacle for the Frog in the long run, it did give the Frog an idea. If he ran into the hall now, and he tried to jump, no doubt he'd be crushed in multiple different ways. However, if the Frog managed to trick someone into putting him on...

With his AK-47 beside him, the frog hit the wall with it to try and make any sense of noise, then he hid it carefully behind a nearby door as the Frog went limp and played dead, acting no more than a silly puppet that had been discarded on the floor of this castle.

@TheWindel@Lmpkio@Mega Birb
@Mega Birb
I shut down my computer mid-progress on that CS. I fucked up. I'll work on it in a bit.

Edit: I have hit a rut with her history.
@Mega Birb
5'1" it is.
@Mega Birb
How tall should she be? I wanna make her short, but I don't know if 4'9" is too short or not.
@KoL
I apologize for that stuff, and I promise Bonesword will not do it in the next battle.
@Mega Birb
Will be female, and only on special occasions like birthdays and Saturdays.
Oh shit I want to make a heaven character now for sure but like a general for the harpies.

@Mega Birb Would you be ok if I did this?
@Lucius Cypher
If my Tsareena from my main adventure is Jolly, you bet I'm going to be abusing the SHIT out of Queenly Majesty and making her as fast as Sonic.
@Inner Demon
It is for me anyway. I'm just glad I got my rental tux fixed before now. If I hadn't, I'd be wearing pants that went halfway up my calf.
@Lucius Cypher
I've used Wishiwashi before, and while I have the complete new team planned out and Wishiwashi is not on it, I can say that it's still an amazing fish to use. I didn't run a Rest / Sleep Talk set, rather I ran Hydro Pump, Earthquake, and Ice beam on it, and regardless of my really weird spread it still managed to kick ass when I used it. I'd probably cry if it somehow got access to something like Water Spout, as that could be so strong in a good Trick Room set.

The final team is Tsareena, Garchomp, Celesteela, Tapu Koko, Oranguru, and Araquanid by the way. I'm excited to be using Instruct on my Swords Dance Garchomp.
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