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Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@The 42nd Gecko
If Artoria does this, it will sadly mean that this new female will be in multiple different conditions.

1) She will be nude, because Frog doesn't wear clothes. (More lewdness)

2) She will need someone's fist shoved directly into her ass in order to control the fister.
@Banana Embrace your destiny..


*seriously considers*

Edit: Fuck it if you want to do that post before me.
God damn I'm typing up a large post. Bonesword is going into the room where Charlie was raised, Abigail is leaving a fever dream into her small home, and Frog is... well... dreading being himself right now.
@Lucius Cypher
Look here friend, I'mma tell you some of the best advice I have for people that need help.

Don't die and you'll be okay.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

Then in the end Ananta gets to eat roast harpy, they have the best sex of their lives, and everyone is happy. I don't see the problem here.


kinky
@Banana

That's why I said she would eat Ananta and Syphax while they were joined at the crotch. Unless she wants to flambe Syphax's bird feeder, they'll stay docile and enjoy the lunch~


She almost did during the lewd collab, it said somewhere her feathers started to smoke.

Plus he has a huge pain fetish. I think he'd find more pleasure in it than you'd imagine.
<Snipped quote by Mega Birb>

Well it would be hard to cut his way out if Ananta ate him while he was still connected to Eve, and her bite along with stomach fluids are rather....well, not calming, but no one ever wants to escape once in her clutches.


If you eat Eve you best be prepared to have your insides catch on fire.
I'm literally just waiting at this point for that eventual IC update where someone in Heaven comments on faintly hearing someone yell "YOU DAISY! THIS ISN'T AS HARD AS YOU CAN GO!"

@Inner Demon
I'm not ashamed. T'was fucking hilarious thinking of bird sex puns.
pecker, cock, lovebirds, and even more

@Lonewolf685
You... you madman!
@Inner Demon
I did. I dunno about you.
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