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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
Fuck it, I might as well get in on this trend. (Accidental pun kek)



Edit: Made it into a hider because I dunno.
<Snipped quote by Lonewolf685>

Omega: "...Should, we go help him or..."


Eve: *intelligible screaming as she runs down to the basement while on fire*
@TheWindel
That comment scares me.
@Mega Birb@Banana

Next time everyone from the heaven team meets:

Omega: Well, looks like that love birds are finally up.

Syphax: Oh no... You could hear us?

Omega: No. Everyone could hear you...

*All the angels are awkwardly looking around trying to avoid eye contact. Except Dora who's awaiting a high five.*


I will laugh my ass off if this happens. Also...

Eve: *high five Dora and continues on her way*
SpFarce - Mantis - Zach

Collaboration between @Banana@Spiffy@solokolos



@ProPro@Eklispe
@Lonewolf685@The 42nd Gecko@Mega Birb
Edit: Sorry for the lower quality art. I drew it on my dry erase board beside me.

@Lugubrious
I shall do this thing. It also sucks that I cannot become Four Arms.
@Lugubrious
Do I have any aliens already on the Omnitrix or is it blank aside from the Clown? I assume it has something because that's how it started in the show.
Bonesword - Clowning Around

As the skeleton ducked down to avoid being seen as the watch he had on made the "bip" noise. What was on the watch looked like one of the clowns that he saw roaming around the mile, and it looked like a lot of them were roaming around in pursuit of something... or someone. The only idea that Bonesword had at that moment was to hide, but even if he did, it wouldn't be long before someone found him. He felt like he was living in someone's hell (not his, although clowns were creepy to him), and if he was found... well... let's say it would end in a large amount of misfortune for him.

With a puzzled expression, Bonesword's eyes went back to looking at the watch. It turned into more of a button, and in any case, it gave the skeleton the idea that pressing it would lead to something... something cool. After a moment of hesitation, Bonesword took his finger and pressed the watch down, wondering what would happen.

A bit of a green flash occurred as a clown, decked out in royal purple and lime green, appeared where Bonesword was previously hiding. All three of Bonesword's swords were on the ground beside him, and the clown stood up from behind the booth. "This... this is not what I had in mind..." thought the clown as he stood, but he decided that the best way to continue with the plan was to simply act as one of the carnies. The once-skeleton grabbed his swords off of the ground, cradling them each in his arms, and he dopily walked around outside of the booth, trying to go to a nearby building. He felt like he would be blending in pretty effectively, all things considered.
@Lugubrious
I don't know if you are updating me or not, but if you aren't I'll update within the next day.
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