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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Banana>

Why would Eos go out of her way just to off an used condom?


She wouldn't, I know, but I think the Frog's corpse is still inside of Artoria, so if Artoria goes, there's a good chance that Frog will go too.
@KoL
Quick question. Will the Frog be caught in the permadeath crossfire?
SpFarce - Farce's Apartment
@Spiffy + @solokolos (because informing)

Dunn opened the door to see Judah, and not the pizza delivery guy with his soda. He said he forgot to pick one up before coming, and he ran back out to get one from a nearby gas station. The nerve of some people. "How's life? Come on in, help yourself to some pizza," Dunn casually said as he moved aside for Judah to enter the humble abode of the twins. A large pizza box was open on the counter, untouched, and a secondary, smaller box was off to the side with half of it removed. The larger of the two pizzas was plain cheese, and the smaller one was an odd combination of toppings, including pineapple and black olives. "Only the pizza of true champions."

"Gaia and I want to wait to explain everything until Zach gets here, in the meantime feel free to check out what we've gathered since we've been in Denver. All of it's on the wall in the other room."
Kermette
Dead as soon as she entered.

In a moment of odd silence, Artoria's cleavage would be found with one of the other combatants of Hell bursting out of it, with this combatant being none other than The Frog, however he was transformed due to the nature of Artoria's powers. Regardless, Kermette began to speak as soon as she tasted that smoggy air. "IT'S SHOWTI- No it isn't, IT'S A BAD TIME!"

The Frog awkwardly looked around at everyone before realizing that she should probably not be here, nor could she seemingly do much in the fight right now. Naturally, Kermette climbed back into the crevasse known as Artoria's tits and back inside of her all the same.

A gunshot sound could be heard from everyone around, however faint it may have been due to how well soundproofed Artoria's body was.
@The 42nd Gecko
... fair.
@The 42nd Gecko
Then I'd have to face Lucille. It's a lose-lose.
@The 42nd Gecko
It would, but I'm afraid he'd still be obliterated.
@KoL
I'm gonna hold back on that. I may have a handful of trash characters, but I don't want any of them obliterated.
@thewizardguy
That is true.
@thewizardguy
She somewhat had earlier in the battle, where Eos told her to go and fight, however she remained in the factory due to Ciel's barrier preventing her from joining the fight.
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