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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
Holding off on the Frog post until then.
@Banana

By the way, since I just saw that Lilian ran away too, ignoring Eos, consider that she's gonna suffer the same fate of everyone involved with Unit-T, lose any and all powers dependent on Eos (including her just acquired mech) along with being prohibited to fight for the Machina. On her case, since Eos had ordered her personally just a moment ago, Lilian will also by imprisoned for treason.

It's really pointless to have a leader that no one respects.


"... methinks we're gonna be friends."
> I am yours now, since the previous user had abandoned me.
"Well... let's hang around right 'ere. We'll get involved if we gotta."
> Order received.


This is what I had said in Lillian's last post, where she fled the factory, but she did not flee the battle. She's not immediately involved in the conflict, but she's still around at a safe distance.
@Banana

There's only one train why I'll going to allow Frog to come in at this point. I'm so incredibly pissed off by the last round of IC posts that I really need more targets to crush.


Is it at all my fault? I'm sorry if it is.

Edit: Lillian didn't run, she's still on the battlefield. She's just on the outskirts of it and waiting to run in and support. Sorry, probably should've made it clearer.
@Lmpkio
I gotchu.
Lillian

As the loud sirens of KC-00032 blared, Lillian was preparing the mech in order for her to run out and support Eos. Unfortunately, the sirens blared, and that meant only one thing. Evacuation. Even though they had direct orders to not leave their posts, the scientists were rushing out in order to save their skins. None of them bothered to drop by the mech bay in order to see if anyone was alive and unaware, and Lillian was a bit pissed about that.

That was an understatement. Lillian climbed into the mech with the Chemical Hose while muttering obscenities to herself. "Motherfuckin' dumbass scientists. Leavin' me fer' dead. Fuck 'em in th' ear." Once she was inside, the glass of the mech suit closed, keeping Lillian safe as she prepared herself to get out of the facility as quickly as she could. She wasn't about to risk her life for a fight she struggled in. When she was in, however...

> Hello, new user. Why are you inside of this suit?
"FUCK! Oh... wait. Are y'sentient?"
> I am not 'sentient'. I am Epsilon, the personal assistant for this suit, installed by the previous owner of this suit.
"Lillian. Would say it's nice t'meet ya, but this place is about t'blow up."
> I can route the most efficient way out of here. Would you like me to do so?
"Fuck yeah!"

The suit began moving on it's own as it crashed through the wall of the facility, running as fast as it could towards the edge of the 'battlefield'. It continued the run until it handed all controls back over to Lillian when they were a safe distance away from the explosion, which went off immediately once they got to their destination.

"... methinks we're gonna be friends."
> I am yours now, since the previous user had abandoned me.
"Well... let's hang around right 'ere. We'll get involved if we gotta."
> Order received.
... Lillian is pretty much dead. Time to type the last post of the battle for her!
@Lmpkio
Sadly no.
@Lmpkio
You're about to get Reinforcements. Just not the ones you need.

Kermette is about to come on in, provided KoL agrees to it.
@TheWindel
My name is Banana. Is that close enough?

@Lucius Cypher
I'm quite alright thank you.
@Lucius Cypher
I'm ok without doing this thank you.

@TheWindel
But isn't that near-impossible?
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