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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lmpkio
I want to ask GM permission to do this. I know it'll never happen, but it's worth a shot.

@TheWindel@KoL@The 42nd Gecko
"... what's that croaking sound?"
*Frog shoots out of Artoria's cleavage* "IT'S SHOWTIME!"

Can I do this?
@Lmpkio
To be fair, I do have Kermit as a character. I was going to go and chest-burst out of Artoria's breasts because she ate him.

Imagine that though.

"... what's that croaking sound?"
*Frog shoots out of Artoria's cleavage* "IT'S SHOWTIME!"
@Lmpkio
I AM READY TO BE CALLED IN
The PRT Building


Ruben sat there in a bit of shock as he was told that he could come and involve himself in an interrogation. Well... more or less he'd be there for it. Ecstatically, Ruben responded to Jackson as he stood, his metal leg creaking as he got up. "I'm down. Maybe this'll answer some questions too, like specifics and stuff." The teenager walked over to his table-o'-stuff and grabbed his hoodie off it, putting it on for no reason in particular. "Ready when you are."
@Lmpkio
I see. Well, don't be afraid when you actually read it.
@Lmpkio
Did you read it?
@TheWindel
Now y'see, I was gonna try to get that 700th post with that collab, but then I realized that if I went for 699 I could make a 69 joke.
@The 42nd Gecko
The price is 11 camels and 4 gophers.
The Fungal Knight - Echoes


"Sweet deal." Bonesword didn't know if any of it would help, but he figured that they may be able to use it. Maybe not, doesn't necessarily matter to him. "I spent the night in this museum, but that's the unimportant bit. What's important is that I think it was some sort of 'Echo' as you guys call it. The museum was basically a retelling of a pirate who has manipulation over varying forms of cereal, leading me to believe that it has ties to that one pirate contestant that I may or may not have to fight in the long run." Not that he was complaining about that hopeful matchup. "I think that the echoes are places that tie into the lives of the competitors, but that's just my hunch about it."

The skeleton stopped rambling as he looked back towards the museum. It was now in the distance, as he had been walking into the town while he called. "I'm sorry if that was just a big waste of time, telling you guys."

@Lugubrious@Roughdragon1
Syphax & Eve
The Sequel Nobody Asked For
Collaboration with @Mega Birb


Here's the juicy bit.

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