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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
kay b0ss
@TheWindel
Somewhat during the end of the battle, then going into the aftermath. It doesn't involve any characters that are in the battle currently, aside from a quick mention at most.
@TheWindel@KoL

@Mega Birb and I had been working on the sequel to the Adventures of the Harpies while the battle was finishing, and I was wondering if I could format and post the collab tonight (or tomorrow if I have to.)
SpFarce - Farce's Apartment
@Spiffy@solokolos

Around the middle of the day, right after noon-ish, both of the phones on the members of Lethal Force would buzz, signaling a text message from an unlisted caller had been received. Odd, who would've sent them that message. It was a bit interesting at first, but once they actually read the message they would quickly find out who it was.

> Come to this address. I have a few things I think you guys would like to hear. -Twins

Along with the message was an address, leading to the apartment of Gaia and Dunn. Low and behold, the two were talking to themselves as they studied a series of intel that they had collected from their time in Denver. Were they talking about the intel? No, rather they were talking about Gaia's failure to keep the place clean when she was around. It was especially prevalent in the bedroom, where there was a pile of unfolded, yet completely clean, underwear that belonged to Gaia alone.

"Why don't you ever put away your clothes?" "I don't see the need when we hardly ever change our clothes or shower. We're always changing, so..." "I mean... that's true, but you could still put them away! We have guests coming over!" "I don't mind if they look at my underwear. It's just underwear!"
@Crossfire
D'you think I can eventually progress Tibulus to create something to upload his mind into, if he could do that at all? He is an electrician.
"We will never sleep / 'Cause sleep is for the weak."

Tibulus didn't have a biological need to sleep, and he spent near the entire night piloting the ship to it's destination. He didn't mind it, as he'd just be laying on a bed with nothing to do or any way to sleep, and he was still skeptical about leaving the ship alone to pilot while he slept. In any case, he was able to consume a battery while flying and relax a bit. As Stryker woke up, he asked about Tibulus wanting to eat any breakfast, to which Tibulus replied simply "Don't need to eat, mate," as he burned out another cigar. Funganoids may be parasitic scum, but they make really good cigars.

When Stryker came on the PA system, Tibulus opened up a radio channel and asked his a question to Stryker. "Stryker, I'm staying up here. Is it fine if I listen in on this?" After last night, Tibulus was still unsure about leaving the cockpit. Taleste could rejoin him later, though. She was a good sport last night, and she didn't seem like she couldn't be a protege for Tibulus. He should probably ask about it later.
Ursaren almost didn't hear Beren's call for attention, but he did at the last second. The werebear, alongside Argon, had damaged the troll enough to the point where it likely wouldn't pursue the group if they ran, and Ursaren was completely fine with it. He probably lost a tooth or two from a punch, not that he really minded. Healing magic could resolve it, and Ursaren was packing. The werebear turned to face the rest of the party before dropping down onto his front paws and beginning a massive sprint towards the rest of the party. Argon was welcome to hop on if he wanted.

As Ursaren made it to the rest of the party, he heard Geradin exclaim something about healing, and it triggered a reaction back from the jolly old man that was inside this shell of a bear. "When return, I heal too." His language may have been basic, but he could still tell the party that he was useful. What he resisted to tell them, however, is that his werebear form could last indefinitely at his command. Bah, they'll figure it out eventually, right now they needed to escape, and Ursaren rose to protect the party as they grouped up. Rogs were like rabbits, and Ursaren was still the mighty bear of the woods. They'd be easy for him to take down.

The question is, would his mind hold up though?

"Jesus G4M3R, I was just joking!" Kyoshi said as she backed up. "I don't think the idea of bombing in is too wise. That's property damage, isn't it?" If anyone knew about causing property damage, it was her. The man at the junkyard also knew this, although he knew it a bit less than she did. Honestly, Kyoshi was surprised that not a lot of people really got on her about jumping through the city. There was a very clear path that she left behind, and it seemed everyone was quite okay with her actions. "If I may pitch another thing in, I haven't tried to bend metal before. I can surely try to!"

She probably couldn't, but she could try!
@TheWindel
Sweet.
@Banana Might wanna make it a "when at near death, full heal and come back angry/buffed, limit 1/battle." That'd get similar effect, without having the revival problem.


@KoL
I will change it to this, then. Thank you Gecko!
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