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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
Fair game. I've made a grave mistake.
@TheWindel
Nah, I'm gonna call you out on it and leave it at that.

Also, if you want BS to find Lucille, by all means. I'm eager to see how she'd react to someone who could control plants better than her.
playfully speaking don't kill me, bs would kill her first anyway
ok i'm done taunting but srs though fite me
@TheWindel
Why would it be awkward, exactly? They're just two dudes, both able to make magic plants.

Edit: also you stole my power.
Edit2: maybe not i dunno I think so though.
@floodtalon
I can think of 3 characters for my ultimate strength skillsets.

Bonesword, after having enough time or strength, could potentially create an army that is both large enough, fierce enough, and tough enough to conquer the entire Nexus and control it under his own hand. Imagine an incredible army of a thousand giant ass plant beasts (namely Plantera) storming Celestia and taking it by force. It'd be time consuming but it'd be absolutely insane.

Abigail can maximize her damage by using the dreams and beliefs of others. After enough people share enough dreams with her, I'm fairly sure that Abigail can blast someone out of existence or force their mind to break permanently, able to use their very spirit as a means to an end. Hell, she could probably break everyone at once, if she wasn't afraid of how everyone thought of her.

Eve can fly fast, and she shattered through magical silver without breaking much of a sweat (she broke three ribs, sure, but she flew immediately afterwards). In the long run, if she trains enough at flying even faster, we could be dealing with a force that could break through the Nexus and end the War for good. That being said, she will never be able to accomplish that because of both the vagueness of GM's, me being ninety percent certain that the Nexus is only breakable by otherworldly entities, and that she's always too busy fucking Syphax.
The Fungal Knight - Prepare for Combat


Bonesword stared at his opponent from an opening in the walls of his paradise. Her wish was to die at the hand of someone worthy enough to take her down. If she won, then she'd wait even longer to receive her wish, but if he won, he could make her wish a reality. He could make a wish come true. He may not have been what she first thought of when she formed her wish, but he did know that he was a damn fine opponent, and that was something he knew for sure.

"Well... I may not be what you thought of first, but I can be that opponent." Bonesword actually felt his soul constrict inside him. Was he truly an opponent worthy for this woman? He hoped that he was, or he'd be dying in the face of his own righteousness. Regardless, he felt like he should tell her the wish he had in mind.

"It's a long shot, but if I win this, I want to bring my soulmate back. She was all I had after my own kind rejected me, and she met her sorrowful fate at the hands of the man I once knew as my best friend. I miss her every day of my existence, and unfortunately for me, I can't be reunited with her in death, as I live in the afterlife already. She fights for the Heavens, and I am rejected because of my very existence..." a single purple rose grew from the sockets in the skeleton's eyes as he uprooted himself, his paradise now fully built. "I am Bonesword, the Fungal Knight. A swordsman who has spent his entire afterlife in sorrow..."

"... and I'll make sure that your last fight won't be as sad as me."

A single clear path, shown by the sandy trail leading up to the skeleton, was visible in between two walls. His paradise was fully built, and it was meant to house a sword duel that would go down in this city's history forever.

@Lugubrious@Roughdragon1
The Frog

"-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT!" screamed the Frog as he walked through this bleak area, finishing up his past encounter with a certain corpse. A feminine 'college-age' robot was the corpse that he loaded a couple hundred buck-shots into, and as her smoldering body lay upon the ground in a pile of rust and metal, the Frog gasped heavily. The air here was thick, that was sure, and this place seemed to answer itself.

It was designed to play tricks on him. At least that's what it seemed to be. He knew that he fried that motherfuckin' owner months ago, and her existence was pretty much invalid now due to that. Hell, it was a bit more than unnerving for him to see her, if it didn't steel his mind that this place was meant to get to him.

As the Frog continued forward, he continually kept seeing the faces of three different people. Lucille, her daughter, and that same wolf girl from the beginning. What in the Nexus that meant, he didn't know, but he did notice that none of them actually initiated any attack on him. Odd, considering that they were more prominent people in his life. For the time being, the Frog continued in his pursuit of truth as he carefully watched his followers. He'd gladly put a bullet through Lucille if he had to, though.


Bonesword
@Awesomoman64

"I guess I'll go too. I've sat out my share, considering this place hates me." Bonesword didn't like having to deal with shit on a daily basis, and he was slightly eager to continue fighting for something, even if it hated him. His project could wait a battle, he supposed.

After a few minutes...

What in the fresh Sam Hill is this place? Bonesword could feel his soul cower as he walked into the realm with Wolf. The skeleton's third sword, Unleash, was quickly drawn in defense as he stood beside Wolf. Whatever this place could do, Bonesword had to be ready. While his mind was clogged with thoughts that caused great issues amongst him, one of them stood out from the rest... quite literally, in fact. A large demon, armed to the teeth with varying weapons (in the far past, judging by the advancements) was gloomily staring at the skeleton, his four arms flexed and ready to dish out some pain.

"My old first mate! Funny, I didn't expect to be findin' yer' ass here..."

Rhine?! H-he was dead! He was the reason that she... she... it couldn't be him! I-It had to be an impostor! This place was playing tricks on him! If Wolf could feel the swordsman's emotions, the only two that he could feel would be a state of utter confusion, and the bitter taste of ultimate fear.

“Be wary of your thoughts, brothers. This place will try to twist them.” The skeleton heard Wolf say this line as he quivered in his boots towards Rhine. If he was right, then Rhine was truly dead and this wasn't a real version of the demon lord. He couldn't be sure of it, though, as he knew that this place could be one of any sort, and Wolf could be trying to deceive him... but there's not a reason he would do that. The guy seemed quite nice! He was clearly uncomfortable around Bonesword earlier, but he couldn't blame him for it, everyone was that way near the skeleton. After a moment of hesitation, Bonesword asked the knight beside him a seemingly-stupid question. "Please tell me that you can't see the rhinoceros-demon that killed my soulmate right there."
Last minute entrance, Bonesword is tagging along with Wolf. I want the two of them to 'bond', or I want Bonesword to go insane and have Wolf learn his tragic backstory (whilst laughing at Bonesword freaking out over nobody).

@Awesomoman64
You okay with this?

Edit: I'm sorry if you aren't. What's done is done.
The Fungal Knight - Setting the Stage

After hearing the incredibly loud and intimidating war cry from his opponent, Bonesword's soul raced around within him. She was angry, that's for certain, and in his experiences that didn't mean that she was going to play completely fairly. Although, while people in rage do have a tendency to be reckless and blood-lusted, it could be pretty beneficial on the other side of the spectrum as they don't think rationally. If Bonesword could play his cards right (and dance around a sword with enough mastery), he could outlive her and stay on top of it all.

He was curious about one thing, though. What was the wish of his opponent? He forgot to ask for Big-Big's wish, but he could at least ask her wish before it was all over. Maybe the two could reach a compromise, as far-fetched as that sounded considering her current state.

"If you aren't too angered to answer, may I ask why you joined the Crucible in the first place?"

As the skeleton spoke, the area around him turned more into an area fitted for his favor. What was once a beach, cast out before a large rock, was now an oasis, still growing by the second. Thick walls of cacti and trees lined the area, even providing some tight corners from within, as a circular area remained in the center, with thick roots casting down from the skeleton's feet. His vision was becoming a reality, as Bonesword knew that what he was doing would give him an edge. One that he'd likely need in order to survive against the opponent.

@Roughdragon1@Lugubrious
@Lugubrious
Dang, I really wish I got that extra relic. Oh well, I can make do without it!

Just gonna make the terrain a bit more favorable before the next fight.
@Lugubrious
Question, did you forget me in your last post or was it intentional? I'm cool with either.

Edit: Removed three words, as I have been clarified on information.
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