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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Lmpkio
the fuck zeruel and amen don't lewd the loli
@Lmpkio
I'd invite you, but my characters are all too busy being themselves. If you wanna try and get any of them, go ahead, but I can't guarantee it'll work.

inb4 ghelgath likes sticking his dick into puppets, zeruel fucks harpies and angels, and unit t is willing to try and experiment with lillian or bonesword
@TheWindel
I am deeply offended by your idiotic accusation, you simplistic mule! I'll have you informed that I am no mere triple-stack of hogs concealed within a large trench coat! The thought of such a claim makes the skin on my very muscle twitch with untimely annoyance, you insufferable GM you! I am, if anything, a very generous mountain of bananas concealed by nothing more than a singular propeller cap and a gray sweater.

Nah but in all seriousness, you're right. Not about the pig thing, but the sex thing.

@The 42nd Gecko
We have to remember that there's going to be a group of oddballs that can't actually do it, so they'll have a collab commenting on all of the lewd action.
@TheWindel
I wasn't here from the start, though.

Also, subtract like 75 pages from that total. I'm pretty sure the first harpy sex collab happened around that time.

So like... 200 pages-ish?

Edit: Now this has me thinking strategy. How many people here would expect a sword in their neck whilst they were going in the backdoor...?
@The 42nd Gecko
Quick everyone! Make a collab!

Now I'm just imagining all of the weird shit that would happen, and it makes me chuckle.

"Alright, now you stick your dick in the puppet."
Quick! Everyone, have a giant orgy!

@The 42nd Gecko
As funny as this would be, I'm pretty sure this would get us all in trouble.
@The 42nd Gecko
I may be reading too far into this, but by this logic the harpy sex collabs mean that Syphax and Eve are immune to KoL moments as long as they're fucking.
The Fungal Knight vs The Blood Devil
Round 2 (Banana's Version)


"I'd be insulted if you didn't," Bonesword called as he recovered from the hit. He was surprised that Saria managed to overpower his defense, but he was glad to be free from that deadlock. Bonesword knew that the vines wouldn't be enough to take her down on their own, so he had to try and switch to the offensive if he was going to do anything to her, although that may have been a stretch. The skeleton ran from his enemy, due to his decision that it'd be unwise to attack head-on and try to beat his opponent in a match of strength, although he could probably whittle her down with a flurry of surprising attacks.

Saria on the other hand, was a bit annoyed that her opponent managed to evade his death for the time being, but she didn't worry about it. She would still manage to come out on top and put the swordsman out of his misery. These walls were simply plants, and they could be destroyed just as easily as any other plant. With this, Saria took the Red Blade and hacked it at the wall of plants beside her, cutting / burning a nice hole for her to cross through, popping her out on the other side and directly in front of her opponent. Bonesword was caught off guard by the sudden arrival of his foe, but took her appearance as an opportunity to throw his cutlass at her... which she dodged instinctively, although it was a very close dodge at that. "That would've hurt, had you not missed me completely."

The cutlass was fortunately still close enough for Bonesword to grab, if he ran for it, but that would be a longshot unless he could get around her. Unfortunately for him, however, as he tried to run to grab his cutlass, Saria held out her sword and obstructed his path, which caused Bonesword to donk his head into the side of the blade. He was sent backwards by the sudden appearance of the blade, and remained dazed for a while as Saria began to speak to him. She didn't know what to really say for sympathetic purposes, but she did know what her last words to him should be.

"I'll make this quick, so you don't have to wait for your end." The Red Blade was raised into the air above Saria as she prepared to strike, with the impact being a surefire way to guarantee her victory and for her to move onto the next round. As she brought the Red Blade down towards Bonesword, the skeleton rolled out of the impact area, not losing his head, but rather detaching his right arm from its socket. Although Bonesword did manage to get back up, he was caught by the Red Blade yet again with another strong hit connecting to his armor and denting it yet again.

Saria watched as the Fungal Knight held his sword tightly in his left hand, still not giving up. In a way, she was kind of thankful that her opponent was someone like him. Despite the clear disadvantages he had, and his dangling sleeve in the wind, he wasn't giving up. Still, she wasn't about to let him win, as she ran over towards him and brought her blade down for another strong slash. Repeating the same thing as before, her opponent brought his sword back up and re-engaged the deadlock, both swordsmasters fighting for domination over the other. He might have been down an arm, but Bonesword still held up just as well as the first one, although Saria could see that he was having a harder time keeping up as well as she was. It must've been the nature of his blade keeping him from outright being decimated, as the force from the drainage of power kept the blades shaking.

A distance away, where the skeleton's cutlass rested, a large vine wrapped around it and lifted it into the air. With one swift motion, the vine threw the cutlass back towards the two dueling swordsman, and the sword embedded itself within the shiny suit of armor that Saria was wearing, right in between the split between what would be her shoulder and her right arm. The sudden and sharp pain sent into her body by the sword in her shoulder caused her to wince and loosen up, allowing Bonesword to overpower her. The advantage in the deadlock gave him an opening which let him deliver a strong kick to Saria's abdomen, sending her directly into the sandy ground... right on top of his detached arm.

"Fuck," Bonesword muttered as he felt his arm crack, despite it being detached. There was no way he could repair that if he won. Hopefully he could find a suitable replacement after this battle.
@Roughdragon1
I should've asked earlier, but do you want to post your version of our second round first, or should I?
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