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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
The way I see it, if I answer yes then BS will attempt to leave the Nexus but be wiped into nonexistence as a result, and if I answer no, I have to fight Helena. It seems like an illusion to me.

It may very well be what the offer is, but then again, it's handed to us on a silver platter. Why would someone do this, especially to someone she called "bone head" a few seconds before.
Does this by chance involve the illusion of choice? I feel like it does, especially considering that you can be wiped out of nonexistence in this setting.
Bonesword

Bonesword dismissed his cacti soldiers as Helena started talking again, explaining the situation even more. He didn't lower his trees to the ground, though, just in case Helena decided to play a dirty trick. At this point, he expected everything, even the annoyances of how he was being treated by Helena eventually getting to him. Eh, he'd be able to deal with it for a while.

She brought up how she never meant to become a substitute to the leaders of the Nexus, and honestly, Bonesword kind of believed her. She was offering them a way to escape, and you can't exactly rule over free people easily... does that make sense? Bonesword didn't know.

Helena then brought up how she was giving them a chance to effectively look at the bigger picture. The Nexus existed on a multiverse, it would seem. The idea was far fetched at first, but when Bonesword looked at it, he WAS talking to an illusionist vampire lady. Pretty much anything could happen at this point.

Lastly, Helena said that if the fighters here continued fighting in the Nexus they would see the truth about their leaders, and honestly, Bonesword could deal with that. He'd already heard about what Eos did to that one person, whatever-her-name-was, and he wasn't surprised to see that the queen of Hell was so narcissistic that she created a slime daughter that looks like her. He hasn't met Heaven's leader, but he figured that they were just as much of an asshole as Lucille and Eos.

Bonesword grabbed the light sword and placed it stationary in the air beside him, it hanging there for as long as something didn't fly at him. He was curious at the new plant near the ground and how it had this vague green glow around it. It was minty, and when he put his head near it, he felt... freshened... relieved. It was like the dungeon's effects were fading right off his body, and he felt relieved. Was this some new plant? Bonesword felt like he'd have to research this later, especially considering he'd never seen it before.

Back to Helena though. What she proposed was tempting, but it still seemed fishy. "Why would you offer this deal to us?"
Our characters were previously exposed to illusions, and they're supposedly still in the realm causing the illusions, and you want us to act like we don't see them as illusions. OOC, we can, but IC all Bonesword sees is fuckery. Fuckery that he doesn't like.

Also, calling it, the clock will wind down to an insta-kill effectively and we'll all put up with it because we're used to it.

If I'm wrong, whatevs. I'm just a pawn at this point and I've accepted my fate.
@Lucius Cypher
This will be fucking great. I will turn BS into a lawnmower of death.
@Lucius Cypher
I'm gonna draw a diagram on my ipad one minute.

Edit:
@Lucius Cypher
Question about the swords.

Do they automatically gravitate back to BS? Because if they do I wanna try some Zenyatta shit.
@Leaves
Maybe like 4000 calories? That's double the average human.

Also, I should probably bring up that a gallon of milk a day is pretty expensive considering milk is milk and you have to cool the milk.
"I remember that one magical woman that we found on the road, and whatever happened to that scavenger?" Ursaren commented as he pulled a small bottle of an unknown liquid out of his bag, uncapping it and gulping it down. He stopped drinking his beverage to speak and take a breath. "I think I asked more for myself so I can make sure I'm not going insane. Also, Banians make the best sarsaparilla." At least his drink wasn't alcoholic.

He finished his drink and put the bottle away before he commented on the matter of the seven-thousand fathoms. "Seven thousand of anything sounds like a lot." The bridge did look sturdy, but it was still a bit of a risk for everyone to go across at once. Sturdy or no, everyone here was wearing something that weighed them down, and Ursaren wasn't going to take chances and go across as a werebear. "That bridge may be sturdy, but I still feel like we each need to go across alone. Of course we'd wait on the other side, but as it stands... I don't want to fall seven thousand fathoms." Ursaren equipped his trident and used it as a walking staff yet again as he waited for the rest of the party's input on the situation. He was ready to go whenever.
@Lonewolf685
The only character of mine that would say "Yes" to that is Lillian, namely because it would give her a chance to become the best alchemist in the lands.

Bonesword and Abigail would say no, they both want to reunite and live out their lives together.

Frog would say no unless he figured out what happened to Artoria o so long ago, and then he'd say no because he would want to free this realm.

Eve... well... Eve'd say no because her entire race is here, including the guy that she may-or-may-not-have fucked during this entire battle.
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