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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Awesomoman64
That'd be kinda fun, not gonna lie.

"So it says here on your application that you have a... slime... child?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Bonesword

"Are you FUCKING serious?!" Bonesword heard how Helena 'forgot' to turn off her defense, and it simply made him angrier. Not to mention how she restated her offer for joining her. A way to leave. Fuck that, he still had Abigail here, and he was still pissed at Helena for being so fucking SNARKY about this situation. As Helena pretty much teleported behind him (he didn't care if it wasn't that or anything, because it was all the same to him), Bonesword simply commanded his row of cacti behind him to rise up and he ordered them simply to kill Helena. They'd never do it, but he could at least try.

Also, Helena would feel something wrapping around her foot as she stood there slashing at the trees. She'd only have a chance breaking though the shits with her brute force as a scythe was a very impractical weapon, but it kept her still enough for Bonesword to react and wrap a vine around her foot. It'd probably do absolutely fucking nothing, but hey, it might do something.

He threw another sword at Helena before he started to raise more plants from the ground, including a new minty plant that he didn't recognize. Odd.
@TheWindel
Bonesword won't leave. He's trying to get back with Abigail, not leave her behind.

@Lonewolf685
I'm not just going for broke. I'm trying to do something that may halt her movement.
@TheWindel
It's pretty much teleportation. I'm 90% sure that "abusing the minds of the enemy to move around" isn't, but since I already know all of my attacks will never land and do anything, I'm just going for broke.
@KoL
Listen. I know she didn't teleport now that you've reminded me.

But that doesn't mean that she pretty much didn't.

Also, terrain manipulation will be fun.
@KoL
I hate asking questions.

Can BS stick a sword in Helena? She did just teleport behind him and announce her presence.
@TheWindel
I HAVE GM PERMISSION, SO ITS TIME TO REALLY TAKE THINGS UP A NOTCH.

Opening the notepad so I can think of some ideas.

edit: It's only been about 13 minutes and I already have like 8 plants.
@Leaves
This will be fun.
@thewizardguy
After this battle, there will be botany done.

@Lucius Cypher
There's an infinite number in the nexus, especially with Silver Eyes, so you could rain swords.

@floodtalon
rip life.
@Lucius Cypher
There is no limit. The only limit is the finite number of swords.

@TheWindel
My input - My favorite anime is Cory in the House Ouran High School Host Club. I feel so bad watching it but it's great.
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