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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Bonesword - Victory! Shotaro Saban!

Bonesword landed back on the deck of the King Crab, the sound of him breathing echoing through the area. The breathing was interrupted, however, by a simple quip or two made by the skeleton child.

"Shrimply put, that guy's sleeping with the fishes, cha-cha!"

After the masterful line, the child ran over to the side of Caesar Inu. The Mink was busy being unconscious from a headbutt delivered to Shotaro, and there was no way he was getting up for at least a good few hours. This unconsciousness would simply become a nap and Caesar would wake up feeling as fine as ever, albeit with a few issues at best.

"Kojo-Kojo-Rise." Bonesword said as a series of plants stretched out from Bonesword's hand, bracing themselves on the deck of the ship as Caesar was lifted up on a series of woven leaves and vines. "Um... mom? Can you carry him back to the Runner? I can't really move two people there safely at the same time..."

The plants on Bonesword detached, leaving Caesar on a bed of elevated plants, as Bonesword walked over towards John Krabbe, the plants on his sword retracting as the skeleton put his blade into the deck, leaving it there as he spoke to Krabbe alone. Captain Boone wasn't there, and with Bonesword as first mate, it was more or less a duty for him to address the loser in this fight in place of his captain.

"Krabbe. The Red Rum Pirates are returning to our ship. Shall you keep your word on letting us go in peace?"
@Sickle-cell
It's fine. Let's hope his hands don't interfere next time.
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


Xoxi sighed as the exasperation was taken in, not aimed at Vector, mind. It was aimed at the Wards. Xoxi suddenly felt really tired of just constantly winning, and she was longing for a true challenge. Kairi was fine, but she didn't provide the real challenge Xoxi was looking for. Ayden and Mawra were hardly a challenge at all, merely serving as a morsel for the meager main course of Kairi. It was more or less just tiring dealing with the constant stream of victories.

Vector was full of fire, though. A passionate fire ready to prove herself as a challenge to Xoxi. After a chuckle, Xoxi spoke aloud to nobody in particular. "Kick my ass? Hah, good luck." Xoxi's tone shifted as her psychic hands flew back to her controller, ready to lay a smack down on Vector.

@Sickle-cell
Jen raises her hand for a mighty Backhanded SlapTM before lowering it and holding back. "Those 'posh bastards' are my bosses, can you please refrain from insulting them in my presence?"
<Snipped quote by Gardevoiran>

You've gotta choose, else I put them both down for 1/2 a vote.


I said both because I thought you would simply be like "Hah you ain't gettin' shit for Retcon."

True answer is Decoy.
@ProPro
Either Retcon or Decoy, if you'd please.
Wooing the Flower Princess
@BCTheEntity@TheRedWatcher

"Our charms?" Yuno asked with a bit of nervousness riding her voice. He wasn't serious, was he...? Oh my goodness, he actually got up to go and talk to her. This was actually happening... which means... oh boy, this will be fun.

Yuno stood up and carried her mug of hot chocolate with her as she followed Ketsu. Hell, maybe she'd be able to work her own charm on Mika, or at least be there to provide support for Ketsu as he went through his endeavors of seduction on an idol. An idol that had a shifty-looking boyfriend, nonetheless. Ah well, he was outside smoking a cigarette with Grant, maybe everything would stay okay for that moment. If Yuno needed to intervene, she would. Right now, though, the more pressing matter was helping Ketsu out by being his wingman.

Keh, being a wingman for this guy she barely knew. That had to get her some karma points, right?
"... fine." Jen shoved her hand out to grab yours firmly as she shook it up and down, the same woman you followed here walking up to you two. "Just do not reveal my identity. Females cannot be head paladins, apparently."

"Hello, Lady Light. I hope everything is going okay in there?"

"That's Sir Light... but yes, Ramona. How is my squire doing?"

"I'm well. I have something for you and Sir Tobias when you're ready."

"Good to know."

Ramona walks off, and Jen turns to look at you as you two wait for the heads.
Contin-Yu-ing the Conversation
@BCTheEntity@AngelofOctober

"Whaaat. Chess is so much better than Jenga towers," Yuno joked before sipping her cocoa again. It actually cooled down now and she could drink it without burning herself to cause a reaction. It was still friggin' hot, but it was a lot more tolerable now that some time had passed. After the coca had been sipped, Yuno returned to the conversation. "Especially since it builds logic and stuff. The best thing you get from a Jenga tower is the satisfaction of 27 blocks high before it falls back down."

Little did Ketsu know, that was just Yuno being slightly cute. Building Jenga towers was rather interesting and required a small major in architecture, something that Yuno failed to have. Every block mattered. You only had 54 total blocks to work with, and once you take away the forbidden bottom six, you only have 48 blocks to work with. You start at 18 blocks high, and once you calculate for every block you can't easily remove without fucking up the structure, it gets very stressful. It made Yuno cry once, actually. She was about to beat her previous high score when she got scared about what block she could remove. Of course, you could remove the ones at the bottom, but that was a risk because those were fundamental to the support of the structure. You could try to remove the one from the middle, but it was stiff, and it would be really hard to remove without breaking the damn structure entirely, forcing you to forgo all that work you put in so you had to start fresh with 18 blocks. Getting it up nine more was a challenge, as you had to make sure every block was just right and sturdy enough to work. If it wasn't, you'd fall, like you would off of a Ferris wheel after your dreams were crushed by your parents like you had cancer or something, even though you knew you didn't. It was too delicate, like the surgery you had to get in order to get that cancer out of you when you were so young. It sucked, and Yuno knew that more than anyone. Every tower. Every single tower was like that operation. One fault, and you lose that little bit of your life, only to never get it back. In a way, it was like killing yourself, just a bit less deadly than you would originally think. Then again, everyone was dying slowly anyway, so it wasn't like you we-

"Oh?" Yuno peeped as she saw Grant walk out of the coffee shop in some kind of distress, the sudden attention shift causing her to stop shaking. "Do you think Grant is okay?"
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


Xoxi's winning streak was interrupted by one thing. Pizza. More specifically, an annoyed Vector brought the pizza that Kairi called for. Why exactly would Kairi call a pizza to the PRT building, Xoxi had no idea. Regardless, Xoxi was fine with the pizza, however she was NOT fine with Vector being angry at Kairi and, as a result, her.

A psychic hand formed behind Vector as Xoxi started talking. "C'mon Vec, chill out and play some Smash with us." While she said this, her hand went for a soft pat on Vector's back, trying to remove the rage in her. Of course, it'd make Xoxi a bit salty, but she could expend that in beating Vector, Kairi, and the other Wards into the dirt.

[+1 RAGE, if successful]
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