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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"You know this about him with having known him for three days?" Jen asks before she just shrugs it off, positioning herself in front of the entrance to the thing.

Until you get closer, the distant yet pungent smell of cheap alcohol runs under your nose as a green light explodes from the inside of the area ahead. Something's going on.
@Sickle-cell
Wait how off was my timing...

THIRTY SIX MINUTES.

I WAS OFF BY SIX MINUTES.

GAH.
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


"... I have faith in the opponent, what was his name, Gamble?" Xoxi said after a few seconds, trying to raise her hood over her head before realizing that she couldn't actually do that because her hoodie was gone. Where the hell did the Protectorate put that? Probably in her room, actually. That would've made sense.

"If we do need to mobilize, I need to get my hoodie. I can't be Anomaly without it... or myself, now that I think about it.." The labcoat was working well for the time, but that's because Xoxi didn't have anything else nor was she motivated enough to go and find her hoodie. She really just wanted to finish expelling the trash emotions from her head. Turns out, they still were around in the very back, but it didn't hurt enough to interfere with her normal life. Normal was a heck of a word to describe it, though.
Bonesword - Onwards! To Pithy!

"Alright. I'll hopefully see you guys around," Bonesword said as he jumped up onto Charlie's back. With a wave towards his newfound acquaintances, Bonesword turned and began riding off towards the only place his next target could be heading for. The ominous building in the distance. Hopefully nothing went wrong on his way.

Meanwhile, on the back of Charlie, Bonesword gripped his own phylactery as he made a request into it. "Hey, whoever is running this tournament? Can I get a hotline to my next opponent, please?" Bonesword has no other choice. He needed to find his opponent as quickly as he could if he was to try to earn their trust. Given the place he was in, this could be a bit of a struggle to convince who they were to cooperate for the long run. Especially if they had made any team members on their path to victory.

Bonesword could only hope they didn't.

"Aww what?" Yuno sighed as she heard Grant's statement. She didn't want to leave yet for multiple reasons, one involving how she wanted to beat Ketsu at attracting the attention of Mika-chan. Ah well, work came first... or it did most of the time. There were a few times it never did, like when you would be making love or something, but this wasn't that instance exactly.

"What're we gonna be doing, Grant-san?" the junior asked as she put on her coat and zipped it up, taking a sip from her cocoa mug afterwards. Oh no, there was only a bit left, surprisingly. It had felt like only a few minutes since they had been there. Maybe it was secretly a month or something crazy like that.
You proceed with Jen to the Ratway of the city, which to no surprise, is full of rats.

That being said, you can see a few fresh and not-so-fresh corpses down here of wenches, merchants, even the occasional noble as you walk through the rancid and fumigated sewer. Jen is uncaring of the smell, surprisingly.

It's at a certain point in the sewer when you hear the cheers of high pitched underdark dwellers. Sounds like people.
"That is the reason I tackled you!"

You get back up on your feet just in time to see the flaming woman turn sharply towards the ground and fade out of your sight. She was probably busy being on fire, after all.

"... I have a feeling that the Light will guide us to her again."
I was waiting to see if anyone wanted to go next first.

I can post if nobody does.
"No splitting. The last time we split up, we lost our group." Charlie nods as you hear Jonathan talk, reassuring that he doesn't want the group to be split up again. Charlie is also really confused, eagerly looking for his master in every direction.

Once you get far enough away from the paladins, Jen returns by removing her helmet and states her plan. "I think we go for your goblin first. He has potential, I am led to believe, and you would be heartbroken without hi- GET DOWN!" Jen interrupts herself by tackling you to the ground, leaving you looking up into the sky to see a giant streak of fire in the air about a good twenty feet up. You can see a rather attractive female in it as well. What the heck?
Jen approaches the paladins, donning her helmet and clearing her throat. She has to still keep up her impression of Jonathan Light, after all.

"Scouts. What is the meaning of this slack?"

"Oh! Lord Light! Sorry we didn't tell you earlier, but we were waiting for you to come!" said one of the paladins receiving a current lapdance from a wench.

"This does not explain the wenches."

"Tony got bored. Apologies."

"... ... ... give me and Tobias your information and you will be dismissed for the rest of the day."

"Yessir!"

The paladin proceeds to explain to you the recorded locations of the various members of your party that have been dispersed through the city.

Gobbo D'es'Nutes was last seen in the ratway of Threeson, shouting aloud about some cockfighting matches with goblins. Odds are he's in the southwestern side of Threeson, considering most of the ratway business occurs there.

Magdalene was last seen in Richtown, however, nobody cares to explain what she was doing there exactly. You can only hope it's not bad.

Aithwale and Brock's whereabouts are currently unknown, however, there is a circus bordering the northeastern side of the city. Odds are, it'll likely be there that you find Aithwale. After all, who needs a real bear when you have a werebear?
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