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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts



The onslaught was coming. The horde of Goblins on the way was about to completely assault the group at the Bonfire. It was time to prepare, and time to fight. He knew what to do if the situation was dire, but he needed to prepare for the assault. It was time to move, dangit!

Digbie grabbed as many rocks as he could from the ground as he looked at Mourningstar. "Well... I wish you luck. Please hurry back, Mourningstar!" His voice was just as silly and jovial as he normally was, despite the pressure of the situation bearing down on the goblin. Immediately after, Digbie ran towards the rest of the group and went to a small area, where he dropped all the rocks he had picked up. He went over to the bonfire pile afterwards and grabbed three Mana Crystals and ran back towards his little area that he had, placing the crystals down there beside it. He ran around the area about him and got a few more rocks before he just ran back to the alcove, even stopping by the <Stone SpikeTM> he threw a bit earlier to use one final time. It would probably crack afterwards, but he was ready to use it.

Hopefully he wouldn't have to use more than he had to.






That was Awesome!!!

"Ahahaha~," Mastar laughed to herself. "Well, I'm certainly surprised I worked with the fantastic Protectorate heroes today! What an exciting day it has been, indeed..." Mastar jumped up into the air before falling down and crossing her legs, a bit of her tarry body stretching down underneath her and forming a small chairlike form to keep her up. Putting her arms behind her head, Mastar kicked back and relaxed before speaking once again.

"Y'know, I wish I could join you kids. You all are a fun lot to hang around, and an even better lot to fight alongside." Mastar snapped a set of fingers before her hand completely morphed into a tentacle, the other hand doing the same. "Ahh, that would be the dream. Unfortunately, it may never happen."



Changing Management
[Talking to @Spiffy]

"I-I just need you to be here and take over for management. These are our new... unconventional allies. I'll explain everything later..." Farce put her head in her hands as she returned to yelling at her twin in her mind. She momentarily stopped and remembered the final vial existed"If you want to try and buy that vial of powers, you can. It's 10,000. I'm already getting one for us."

"Mantis is here. Explain to me what's the issue."

Don't you think it's weird that I transform with you? Don't you think that I somehow have a bit of a shard of your powers? Think about it Gaia, if I can switch with you, then I have powers too. We're both a slice of the same cake here. I have powers. If I drink that vial, then it will do jack shit.

"I-I can't... but we could be so much..."

We're already great on our own, we've done tons to further our goal on our own without any of Lethal Force. We don't need the vial... are you crying?

"NO THERE'S JUST WATER ON MY FACE."
@Joshua Tamashii
Hello there how ya doin'. Nice to meet you too.
You return to the spot on the wall, and a ghastly voice calls to you from the nether.

"You know, only becoming more closed just means that you're not willing to trust others, right?" The voice was the familiar voice of Aithwale, in his more sane and civil form, and sure enough, the transparent body of him was available for you to see off to the side, in the demonic fires you noted earlier. "Shame, really. Two others took death with open arms here."
@Rune_Alchemist
Fancy meeting you here too, man.

@PlatinumSkink
I don't plan on Xatu doing anything aside from like, photogenic moments. If Skylar gets kidnapped then Xatu will do nothing as a way of suggesting "how would you get out of this mess?".

If I ever overstep my boundaries, you can yell at me all you want. :D

Edit - Oh shit starter, uh...

I honestly don't care as long as it's a flying type. You decide! I like surprises, and it gives that more generic feel to it.

i mean its not like skylar can see what he's choosing amirite
I am the company @PlatinumSkink was referring to, and here's a blind ass kid as my application. If any changes need to be made, I am around to make those.


I posted. It was a little short, but I posted.

Woo!
"Well, if that's the case." Ursaren stood from his seat and looked towards the door. "I guess I shall be heading off on my own for a bit. This town does need a healer, plus, I may be able to teach some of the guardsmen alchemy in case they need something to heal their ailments quickly." Ursaren was a little bit disheartened that he wasn't going on the scouting trip, but he admitted to himself that he needed to take a day without becoming the mighty Old Ursa once again. Sometimes it was harder to get out of that bearlike state, as it's power was incredibly tempting to the old man. He felt a decade younger every time he did it.

Shaking the thought out of his head, Ursaren stepped out of the inn and went off in pursuit of where the wounded and sick were kept in this town. Hopefully his powers were still up to snuff from the many heals that he had to provide his group without sleep just a few days ago. Even if it was bad, he could always fall back on his history as an alchemist. Some simple health potions and remedies could satisfy the masses, or at least Ursaren hoped they would.
"No, they're all dead to my knowledge." Brock was blunt with his statement, but he didn't dwell on it too long. "That's not important, though. What is important that all their kind used pure magma to forge everything they owned. With any luck, the ruined forge should still be in working order so we can throw this book into it. From there, the book either dies to the magma, or it gets encompassed so no mortal can wield it's power ever again."

"After that... we go after Yashar."
Sudden Onset
(Talking directly to @yoshua171)

Kyoshi breathed heavily before she lowered Ceramix's hand to the ground, placing it down gently and standing there. She turned her head to the rest of the heroes in the Protectorate and around the Denver area. "I-I think someone else should open this up... I'm fairly sure that if I try I'll break the hostages apart accidental-" Kyoshi suddenly quit talking in the middle of her speech before she looked down at her foot. The position it was in... it wasn't natural, to say the least. The landing must have been a bit hard on her legs, as expected, and it caused her ankle to give into the impact.

Kyoshi dropped to the ground and clutched her foot, speaking to the heroes through clenched teeth. "Ohkeeeeyyy, someone here should probably call for some ambulances for the injured... and I'm fairly sure my ankle is broken, and excuse my language but this shit hurts like hell." Kyoshi looked over at Outsider, and she spoke to him via their G4M3R-Branded-Minutemen Communicators (she was pretty sure they were codecs from Metal Gear Solid).

"Go find G4M3R. I haven't heard them in a while."
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