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I guess my comfort zone is "eccentric side character."

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Stone age. Xenoclash is the only thing that did that though.
He didn't respond to me, so I'm going to assume I did stab the monster in the eye.
I'm gonna be that pleb and say Rome during that weird period where Ceaser wasn't officially in charge but was very much in charge.
This guild is either the most dangerous place in the city or one of the safest and right now it's ambiguous which.
As the creature took hold of the sword Gadot felt himself flying swiftly through the air. But he didn't let go of the sword, even as he felt a fleshy impact, and drew his dagger from his belt.

Those glowing eyes presented a tempting target from this close. Eyes were the windows to the soul after all, so as he plunged the dagger toward one of the deadlights glowing in the creatures eye socket he couldn't help but hope he was stabbing the creature right in the soul.
"Scuse me, ma'am." Came a voice from behind Jenna and her son, a voice that sounded like sandpaper running across your eardrums.

A pale, muscular, yellow clocked man gently pushed past them, drawing a gleaming silver sword from his back as he surveyed the scene before him. Elf boy. Tiger man. Weird shadow thing. Good golly, he sure did wonder where that burst of necromantic energy he'd seen had come from.

Gadot leveled his sword, sprinted forward, and cleaved at the shadow monsters sideways so as to not hit the tiger man should he accidentally chopped the monster in half. He didn't let out a war cry. Such cries did nothing to intimidate the dead.


Name: Gadot The Bone Farmer

Appearance:

Race: Human

Age: 46

Sexuality: Doesn't care

Weapons: Silver great sword for slaying undead. Smaller ancillary swords in case he loses the big sword, needs to fight somewhere without the big sword, or needs to throw a sword. Gauntlets, for punching skeletons.

Magic: Necromancer, technically. Has weird ghost eyes that let's him see the necromantic energy that powers the undead and a general resistance to said energy. Doesn't have any spells.

Backstory: When Gadot was young his farm was suddenly set upon by a hoard of skeletons. He was hidden under the floorboards by his mother and father but they were captured and devoured by the skeletons, stripped to the bone and raised before his eyes by a frightful Lich before the hoard took heir leave.

It was Gadot's uncle that found the boy a week later, huddled and traumatized under the floor. His uncle was wracked with guilt, for he was a great adventurer and had made an enemy of this lich. He swore to end Loch once and for all for what he'd done, and Gadot begged his uncle to train him and take him along. Thus began his long apprenticeship, where Gadot was taught the way of the warrior by his uncle.

Twenty years later the pair caught up to the lich and engaged him and his forces in a fierce battle. It was just them and the Lich when Gadot rushed forward, but the Lich was wily and applied a death touche directly to his face in order to strip his flesh and turn him against this uncle. However, before the dark work was done Gadots uncle rushed forward and tackled the cackling fiend from the top of his dark tower, leaving Gadot permanently disfigured but alive.

But Gadot knows the Lich still lives, and so dedicates his strange new half life to finding him and destroying him for good. He's trained long and hard to get back into shape and beat back the ravages the Lich's magic cut into his body. He will destroy every skeleton. Every last skeleton.
"Hoo hoo hoo," she said as Cole walked away, turning the camera back to face her while still hanging from the steps. "Spooky. Does he know somethin' we don't, I wonder?"

The dude had certainly given off a mood, in that he had given off no mood whatsoever. Even that bit about this possibly being the last record of him seemed as though it wasn't a joke.

Kaze's voiced seemed to give Cole the cue he needed to get away, disappearing into the other room as Claude let herself swing back to film the dragon man. "That there is Kaze. Big fella, ain't he? But no fur, so he ain't what we're looking for." She said to the audience as she filmed him. "Why don't you tell the folks at home a little about yerself, Kaze."


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Bak strained under her own weight, pressing against the familiar pattern of the school with both hands. She pushed herself up enough for her to take a breath, then started the awkward process of getting her legs up under her so she could stand.

She rose slowly, trying ineffectually to brush the dirt and black grime off her uniform. She was definitely going to have to be doing some laundry tonight. At least the black gunk was no longer leaking from her launcher. She would need to find a way to clean that too. After all, she couldn't go looking like this to the next council meeting.

Yuuto had fallen unceremoniously to the floor as she'd fallen through, and after checking that he had no real noticeable injuries from that she scooped him up and placed him on a nearby bench. Luckily they seemed to be near the gym, so if nobody came for him she could go get one of the mats to lay him on. After he woke up he would be getting that lecture about trying too hard to win.

She spotted David off to the side and gave him an appreciative nod for getting them home. He might have been the one to out Yuuto in this state, but she had already chalked that up to a misunderstanding considering everything else that had happened today. Yeah, all this infighting had just been a series of horrible misunderstandings and everything would be just business as usual come tomorrow. Christine would be a pervert, Vittorio would be depressed, Gilliam would be weird, and Rurik would be lazy. Speaking of Rurik, he had better not be lollygagging on getting through that portal-

"Where is portal?" She asked, looking at the blank wall she had stepped through to get back here. Bak turned slowly, looking up and down the hallway to try and get a glimpse of Rurik. He wasn't there. "What has happened?" She asked, stepping up to the wall. She searched the wall like she did the hallway, looking like she thought she'd find him in the off white paintjob if she just tried hard enough. Then she raised a fist and pounded on the wall like it was a door. "Rurik?" She called, knocking again with both hands. "Rurik!"

They had left him.

She had left him.

She just stood there for a moment, the flats of her hands pressed up against this wall like it was the only thing keeping her from her friend. Her eyes flicked over to her hands, to the dried blood that was starting to fleck off as she pressed her fingers against the drywall, harder and harder until there was a cracking sound as they went straight in, sending out a spider web of fissures around her hands. She stepped back, cold, and looked down at Yuuto. All the events of the past hour came flooding back to her.

Vittorio, hurt then abandoned.
Yuuto, hurt.
Christine, gone.
Clara, abandoned.
Celestine, abandoned at a place that was destroyed.
Rurik, abandoned.

The only person fine was David, who she hadn't even known before today. And herself, of course. During all of this nonsense she had managed to keep herself safe. Bak Tsarevna had somehow gotten out okay!

She put her head in hands and stood there, shaking. A great sheepheard is willing to fight for a single sheep. So what do you call a sheepheard that hadn't protected a single one? That had just sat there and let them fight one another? That couldn't even go get them because she didn't know where they were?

She had one job...

"Can you send me back?" She asked quietly as she lifted her head, despite knowing the answer now.
"Trust me, there's no one down there you have to feel bad for." Georgia said, before turning and calling to the pilot. "Pull back and set us down somewhere outside the city. We're going it quiet."




As she stepped out into the cool night air of the German countryside Georgia she took a moment to just enjoy it. After all, it wasn't as though she'd never been deep in enemy territory looking to do something really inadvisable before. Snopes stood at her side, nose lifted in the air. A near constant snuffle sound came from it's nostrils. She looked down at him, watching his reaction intently. The raptor cocked it's head in confusion, and Georgia narrowed her eyes. "What do you smell boy? Smell?"

Snopes just shook his head from side to side, which got an eyebrow raise from her. He was confused, she could tell that, and as she listed she could get an idea why. There was no noise around here. No chirping of crickets or the croak of toads, the only thing rustling the grass and bushes being the breeze. "There's nothing." She said in slight shock. 'There are no animals around. There aren't even bugs."

She leaned down to her partner and took his head in her hands, trying to shake off the eerie feeling that had crept up her spine. "This is good." She said, unconvincingly. "Smells are just gonna stand out harder, won't they boy? You smell anything coming you tell us, right?"

Snopes growled lowly and batted the road twice with his tail in responds. That got a nod from Georgia, who stood back up. "He'll tell us if we're about to have company. We probably shouldn't approach from the road, but if we take our time we can find a spot that's unguarded to slip in."

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