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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Faction name: Excoriator
Faction type: Loyalist
Faction leaders: Captain Lisandro Orelios, Commissar Vlatis Sarien
System: None
Holdings: None
Bio: The Excoriator is a Nestra-class heavy cruiser. Like other heavy cruisers in the Arcturian Armada, the Excoriator was built to bridge the gap between the massive dreadnoughts and carriers and nimble light cruisers and frigates. The result of this marriage of strength and speed is a vessel with sufficient firepower to take down mighty destroyer-class vessels, and the agility to escape these mightier vessels in the event that the battle goes sour. The Excoriator boasts such tremendous firepower and admirable thruster output on the part of two fusion powerhouses. As one of the smallest vessels in the Armada to carry multiple fusion cells, the Excoriator has the endurance to sustain battle, conduct energy-intensive maneuvers, or any combination of the two.

To be sure, a vessel as versatile as the Excoriator requires an exceptionally talented commander to take full advantage of its strengths. Even so, one can scarcely imagine a commander as well-suited for the Excoriator as the celebrated Captain Lisandro Orelios. Captain Orelios first cut his teeth during the Cerulae Insurrection, one of those initial brushfire conflicts that precipitated the current crisis. At the helm of the frigate Saint Dyann, Captain Orelios performed a daring entry into Cerulae's atmosphere through a barrage of anti-orbital fire to land his vessel deep behind the rebellion's borders. From a hidden landing site within the rugged jungles of that planet, Orelios and his crew launched a counter-insurgency against military outposts and manufacturing centers on the surface. His prowess and initiative at Cerulae earned Captain Orelios command of the Excoriator.

Since the onset of the Pretender Crisis, Captain Orelios and his stalwart crew aboard the Excoriator have performed admirably - but have not had the opportunity to distinguish themselves. That chance came unexpectedly, when Commissar Vlatis Sarien - one of the noblemen appointed with politically-oriented posts within the Armada - rendezvoused with the Excoriator during classified patrol maneuvers. Commissar Sarien brought with him dire news: Almata had come under a relentless siege. Captain Orelios knew he had to make haste for the imperial homeworld at once, but he would have never believed his assigned mission had a Commissar not personally delivered the order.

And so, Captain Orelios and his crew divert immediately from their patrol in the remote Hinterland Space with this mysterious Commissar aboard to carry out his daring mission at Almata.
I'm not really interested in playing as a nation, but rather a small set of characters (isn't that all anyone's nation is anyway?).

Faction name: Excoriator
Faction type: Loyalist
Faction leaders: Captain Lisandro Orelios, Commissar Vlatis Sarien
System: None
Holdings: None
Bio: The Excoriator is a Nestra-class heavy cruiser. Like other heavy cruisers in the Arcturian Armada, the Excoriator was built to bridge the gap between the massive dreadnoughts and carriers and nimble light cruisers and frigates. The result of this marriage of strength and speed is a vessel with sufficient firepower to take down mighty destroyer-class vessels, and the agility to escape these mightier vessels in the event that the battle goes sour. The Excoriator boasts such tremendous firepower and admirable thruster output on the part of two fusion powerhouses. As one of the smallest vessels in the Armada to carry multiple fusion cells, the Excoriator has the endurance to sustain battle, conduct energy-intensive maneuvers, or any combination of the two.

To be sure, a vessel as versatile as the Excoriator requires an exceptionally talented commander to take full advantage of its strengths. Even so, one can scarcely imagine a commander as well-suited for the Excoriator as the celebrated Captain Lisandro Orelios. Captain Orelios first cut his teeth during the Cerulae Insurrection, one of those initial brushfire conflicts that precipitated the current crisis. At the helm of the frigate Saint Dyann, Captain Orelios performed a daring entry into Cerulae's atmosphere through a barrage of anti-orbital fire to land his vessel deep behind the rebellion's borders. From a hidden landing site within the rugged jungles of that planet, Orelios and his crew launched a counter-insurgency against military outposts and manufacturing centers on the surface. His prowess and initiative at Cerulae earned Captain Orelios command of the Excoriator.

Since the onset of the Pretender Crisis, Captain Orelios and his stalwart crew aboard the Excoriator have performed admirably - but have not had the opportunity to distinguish themselves. That chance came unexpectedly, when Commissar Vlatis Sarien - one of the noblemen appointed with politically-oriented posts within the Armada - rendezvoused with the Excoriator during classified patrol maneuvers. Commissar Sarien brought with him dire news: Almata had come under a relentless siege. Captain Orelios knew he had to make haste for the imperial homeworld at once, but he would have never believed his assigned mission had a Commissar not personally delivered the order.

And so, Captain Orelios and his crew divert immediately from their patrol in the remote Hinterland Space with this mysterious Commissar aboard to carry out his daring mission at Almata.

I binge-watched a children's cartoon on New Years Eve night and haven't talked to anyone since Thursday afternoon.
Wow.

This is the RP I've been waiting for. I've already got several ideas in mind.
I voted Boston originally, but now that I think of it, I think Djibouti would be more visceral. It would make a really neat banner - more so I think than any of the other choices - the sort of image that leaves an impression that drives the audience to want to know more about what this RP is all about.
Are we allowed to change votes?
But for real, I'll chip in a reasonable amount.
I believe we should all have to pay relative to on our time in the game.


Fuck.
January 6 shall be "post faget" Day

Also, I'm on board
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