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These Dark Stars - IC is open -

@GreivousKhan And I were doing a collab there, but he seems to have vanished for a week so I'm going to get a solo post out to bide the time.

Yall should also be posting.

@Isotope

This is one of the many problem with collaborative posts, and part of why I usually avoid them. I've got a post in mind I can hammer out though.

Why haven't you...

I'm sorry, I can't read your message. I seem to have misplaced my glasses. Well, if we're going to be totally honest, I just can't read. This text-to-speech thing was a real game changer for me.

Millennials are killing Emojiposting 😮

I'm called a boomer because I'm going to put a gun to every millennial and make them go "boom".

This written threat brought to you by S.C. Johnson, A Family Company®

Post-millenials are killing memes

Well I hate boomers because they keep telling me to "pull myself up by my dang bootstraps". Well, guess what? I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BOOTS! I CAN'T AFFORD BOOTS BECAUSE YOU TANKED THE ECONOMY! HOW CAN I AFFORD MY FAIR-TRADE ORGANIC AVOCADOS AND YOUR FUCKING BOOTS! GO TO HELL, BOOMERS!

Your previous life.

Big if true

Daigon's Dream - Heirs of the Dark Lord Revival

Yeah, I'd like to jump in where I left off.

Your previous life.

♫ Ya, ya tengo más hambre que lo normal
Mi estomago siempre va pidiendo más
Esto hay que comprarlo con tanto apuro

Un taquito

Quiero comer un montón de taquitos
Es la comida que llamo mi favorito
Para engordecerme lo necesito

Un taquito ♫

Game: Who can post a picture of a toad?

My preferred method of masturbation is to bend a paperclip straight and insert it into my urethra

I still have the youtube comment I started writing 10 years ago.

Thanks. It's probably my best writing in my portfolio. It was instrumental in getting me a job at BuzzFeed.

Scenario off of traits?

You lost or somethin, pardner? This here's Spam, son, and we don't cotton to folk like you round these parts.