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7 mos ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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7 mos ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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1 yr ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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1 yr ago
SMASHMBURGERS, MORE LIKE TRASH MY ASSHOLEBURGERS.. THOS GREEZY LIL FUCKS GIVE ME DIARRHEA N GAS LIKE U WOLD NOT BELEEVE. BEEN SHITTIING MY ASS OFF ALL NITE. CAN I GET A FUKKIN HELL YEAH BROTHER???/
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1 yr ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴☠️
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I also would've loved living in the 80s, not as a toddler, and then stop time in the 90s, my favorite decade.
This is a pretty good opinion my homesicle.
Aay sup mama
Show me wat it do
Gots sumthin i wanna tell you
Got a real big weener
Yall know das true
Finna put it inside you
But one sec before I do
Lemme lube ya tube
Yeah
Lemme lube ya tube
Unh
Lemme lube ya tube
Uh huh, uh huh
Lemme lube ya tube
-DJ 😺 lb.-er|Lube ya Tube ft. Yung Faggotfuck
U belong amung the wald fleurs. Das my fravrite tom petty sang
Now there's a thought. Brb going to the thai ice cream stand at the mall and ordering them to mix in two cups of ketchup into their next batch of rolled ice cream. Coldstone Ketchupry here I come!
I put a ramekin full of ketchup with a toothpick sticking up out of it in the freezer. Now 5 hours later I'm enjoying a delicious ketchup-flavored popsickle!
No problemo bruthaman.
I was able to make a run to the nursing home dumpster last night and scored big time, baby! I'm talking two whole garbage bags full of stinky diapies. Picked out the three ripest ones and put the rest in the freezer for later. Threw those bad boys in the microwave and nuked em for a good two and half minutes to kill off any pathogens. Now I got some fresh dirty diapies to wear for a weekend of crinkling downtown. Now time to buy some rubbers because this diaperboy is getting some booty tonight 😎
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