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It has been my experience that as much as sleep is rest in the place of dreams, that my life does not seemingly end here or there. I cannot count how many lives lived or how much time has been spent in the slumbering world, going so far as to live and die again. It is this continuous cycle lived vicariously, where at times I see these distant places through others or I myself through the true self. Amusingly, some of these things are aware of my presence and become hostile to me, leaving me to wonder just how it is that they know I as an unseen spectre do not belong; how they see through the illusion. Perhaps this is why I enjoy sleep as it is another life in itself.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

There's an 80s power ballad about this.

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I think it's fucked up that Pee Wee Herman got arrested for choking his 🐔 in an adult movie theater. I mean, ya'll seriously gonna expect dudes to pay to get in this place and not skin their sausage? #MeToo

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This is a stain on my mattress but it's not my fault.

Spam Hungers Games #3,488 - Promise no abandonment issues edition

Aaron you ruined it. This is a stain on your reputation and it *is* your fault.

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The end.

Hey two words.

@Mogget

Mogget u ruined it.
Mogget, more like magget, more like fagget

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I know in my heart of hearts that it is NOT gay to bend your dick around to fuck yourself in the ass.

three word story(dead now because GORGONMAST ruined it. This is a stain on my reputation but it’s not my fault)

Bae filled my

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i hate it when others try to pressure me into doing something i don't want to do.

@Vampiretwilight

Listen here buckaroo, if you're implying I'm trying to *make* you try someone else's Huggies on for size, you don't know squat about that #CrinkleLifestyle. You can't be peer pressured into crinkling, that has to be a decision that you personally make. I will say your life will improve a bunch. You'll be drowning in 😺, you'll be making shitloads more money, and you'll have loads of friends. I mean, take old googer 4 example. Two years ago, I was just a virgin writing roleplay posts. Now look at me. Got my crusty diapies, got a network of crinkleboyes to hang out with, and I get more ass than a toilet seat.

En resumen, no puedo hacerte adoptar la vida Crinkle, pero la te recomiendo fuertemente.

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Same here bruthaman. You just gotta be urself and put urself out there. Be the life of the party. I tell people I'm wearing the soiled Depends of the elderly lady down the street, that I'm crinkling right now, and people just can't get enough of me.

U shud try it sometime. Wear those dirty diapies and 🐝 urself!!

Men vs. Women Race to 1000: Version 2.0

Saudi Arabia more like Potty Arabia 😆