gorgenmast

The One Word Story

There it is, a juicy squelch sucking sound from the Denny's dumpster. The neighborhood was alerted to check the street. They felt that Chinese people had entered their cul-de-sac. The paparazzi wanted to steal photos implicating that Steve ate the Chinese

The One Word Story

There it is, a juicy squelch sucking sound from the Denny's dumpster. The neighborhood was alerted to check the street. They felt that Chinese people had entered their cul-de-sac. The paparazzi wanted to steal photos implicating

The Photoshop Game

Random Hangout Thread

With regard to them orange states, I need to know hard is it to get a kangaroo permit. Do I have to have references and pay a lot of money to get my kangaroo permit? Or do I just go up to the courthouse and say "One kangaroo permit, please!"? Also, kinda wondering how well a kangaroo is even going to fare up in Wisconsin or Maine. Australia's a pretty toasty place, and I can't imagine kangaroos doing too well up in Green Bay in January, but what to heck do I know LOL

COLORED NINJA

I hear the yellow ninja is good at math

COLORED NINJA

Please refrain from saying Colored Ninja, but rather Ninja of Color

Random Hangout Thread

There's literally a whole section of the site for you, dude

@Shiva

I am really trying my darnedest to not to respond in a spammy way but you know the old saying: you can take the diaperboy out of Spam, but you can't take the Spam out of the diaperboy.

That said, it's time for this old diaperboy to expand his horizons. I am going to be a normal and join you fine folks on Off Topic and talk to ya'll about normal things that normals enjoy. You know, like pizza, anime, dinosaurs, and sonic the hedgehog.

Also, I don't have any pets, but if I did, it would be a kangaroo because they be legal in some states.

Random Hangout Thread

Okay googer, you got this... relax, take a deep breath, you got this! One post... without spam... you can do this... *inhale* *exhale*. Okay, let's do this... Let's DO THIS!!

Uhhhhh.... duuughh.... NoooOT SPaam?! *Okay googer, doing great... so far, so good*

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT... uh... NORMAL THINGS. I'M A NORMAL JUST LIKE YOU NORMALS.

Redacted

Smoking the Devil's Lettuce back in 2014 gave me psychosis and now I get panic attacks all the time thinking that my heart will randomly stop beating because I contacted a malevolent being from another dimension while I was tripping out on that laced Ganj. Turns out I had been smoking dryer lint that whole time! LOL! Anywho... all the detergent residue from the dryer lint smoke gave me brain damage anyway. Now I'm posting on a stolen phone from the woods behind the Big Lots in Waynesville, North Carolina. But that's enough about me!

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I am naught but a fugitive

Oh... umm... okay... 🙃

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