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Introducing Zzubus's Famous'Edge of the World' Tavern and Inn

"The Last, Best, and Only Place!"


• The Greatest Ways Away, But the Greatest Nonetheless:

              The Afterlife After, Everyman's Bar Then Some, The Drunken Existence: All of these are titles 'The Edge of the World' tavern has received throughout the countless millenniums since it's conception. A singular body in the infinite amount of existences and universes, the bar is the beginning of the end for almost every kind of life imaginable. Many think of death as transporting them to a hallowed paradise, but that could not be farther from the truth: death is the short carriage ride to a tavern founded since the dawn of time, a place where every kind of thing congregates to revel in eternal liquor. Zzubus, an archdemon almost as old as the tavern itself, keeps the place swept and working smoothly for it's infinite patrons. So sit down, grab a drink, and see what the centerpoint of creation has to offer.

•A Tavern for All, A Nuisance For Few:

            The Edge Tavern serves a large variety of drinks and meals derived from thousands of universes and cultures. If you can't find something on the menu to your liking, our Tavern chefs would be more than willing to specially create amy delicacy of your choice. As well, if you were to misplace a special object of yours, our interplanetary innkeeper would be more than willing to reach through an endless void to grab it for you.
Bog Ale: A thick, soupy ale for those needing a little bit of a wake-up call.
(5 pieces of any currency)
Fiery Stock's Brand Liquor: Not for those without stomachs of metal. The strongest alcohol imaginable. (10 pieces of any currency)
A Bastard's Rum: For the strictly gloriously infamous, a sweet taste followed by a biting headache.
(2 pieces of any currency)
Any Speciality Drink: On order, any liquid imaginable at your disposal
(15 pieces of any currency)

Judge's Favorite: An unsuspicious meal with the ability to make anyone tell the plain truth. Can lead to some fun bar nights.
(20 pieces of any currency)
Zzubus's Famous: changes from day to day, much like a tavern special, but it's almost always demonically enchanted for your liking.
(30 pieces of any currency)
Fillet of Dragon and the Likes: As the title says. Served with lemon sauce.
(30 pieces of any currency)
Any Speciality Meal: On order, anything remotely edible at your disposal. 
(40 pieces of any currency)

            Furthermore, the Edge supplies bedding for all of it's customers for a small fee of 10 pieces of any currency a night. It is rumored the Inn has more than an infinite amount of rooms, and, even if this is true, it is most likely unprovable. If you deny boarding or cannot afford it, you will be required to sleep in the cold outside. If you are unable to pay off an item or debt from the Tavern or Inn, please contact Zzubus for work options.

• Your mother is (probably) not here, so behave:

            Zzubus, and even the Tavern itself, only asks for you to follow these simple, universal rules if you are to partake in a happy, drunken afterlife:

The really grand people get the good afterlife bars, so please do not impersonate them here. Only OCs allowed in this multiverse tavern roleplay, please.
The bigger, the better. Highly powered characters are allowed, but no god modding. Zzubus is the only infinitely powerful being in the tavern.
Be ready to die, and die ready. You'll be back anyways. If your character happens to die in a bar fight, that's alright! All characters who die reappear at the tavern's entrance.
Loud mouths speak for themselves. Disrespect allowed in character, but not in OOC. Zzubus is watching.
Sleep in the Inn for goodness sake. Inactive characters will be regarded as 'sleeping at the bar' until further notice from their player.


• Boring Paperwork, Blah Blah Blah...

             In order to keep track of all patrons, Zzubus has asked that you present a certificate of death at the door as well as fill out this slip of paper. Feel free to write in as much or as little as you want.

Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Personality:
Powers or Abilities:
Equipment and Weapons:
Universe of origin, and perhaps a description:
Bio (leading up to death):
Cause of death:

             Now now, it's not that hard. See! Our generous bartender and owner Zzubus just filled out one right now!
Name: Zzubus Archentilagefylezican
Age: ???

Personality: Grim, has seen everything. Speaks little, does much. Don't ask him about his cousin Ttsuisn.
Powers or Abilities: Everything, as, due to being a master of the afterlife, he is required to address an infinite amount of circumstances and patrons.
Equipment and Weapons: An eternal supply of booze, underlings, and ways to knock people over the head.
Universe of Origin: 'The Edge of the World' Tavern and Inn.
Bio: A bartender's life. Always has been, always will be.
Cause of Death: Has never died, will never die, but you can try.
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