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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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Kal created us all, and he loves us all. In the end, we are all just vast extensions of his glorious Flame, the Flame that lights the way in darkness and burns away foulness and evils. Kal does not care whether you are a Kallab or a human or even an elf. He made all of them at the same time with the exact same will in the exact same moment.

At least, that's what Mulspan believed, and that's what he so desperately wanted his people to embrace. So many years of prejudice, discrimination, and mistrust stood like a gaping canyon between the Kaliabis and the Humans. He was simply trying to build a bridge. But for every inch on that bridge, there was someone waiting behind him to burn the wood and bend the nails.

There were now clear divisions between KalMea. Sides were being taken, lines were being drawn:

The East was most closely connected to Tin physically, and held the highest population of Tinites. The fifty percent of humans that made up the East were seldom oppressed or hated in the agricultural fields and rural forests of this land. It was there that humans and Kaliabis worked, ate, slept, gained wealth, lost wealth, laughed, died and loved together. It was there that people of all races could find solace in their common connections, and it was there that Mulspan was born.

The West, in amazing contrast, was over ninety-seven-percent K.K.K. (Kal-worshiping KalMean Kallabis), the other three out of one-hundred consisting mainly of either Tin or Yamatai origin. That almost all of the infinitesimal number of humans in this territory followed Kal's Flame did not seem to matter, however, to those many Kaliabis who feared Ajdar. In the minds of some, to be a human was to be an Ajdar, and to be an Ajdar was to be an enemy of Kal, and to be an enemy of Kal was to be hardly a real person.

What was sickly ironic about this whole thing was how economically inter-connected the West was to Tin- this was were the vital manufacturing went on, after all. Most everyone was either a factory laborer or a factory manager of some sorts, and statisticians had found that human workers were made only one Nivala (the KalMea currency) for every four made by Kallabis- a wage gap of an astounding seventy-five percent. Although the Temple of Kal's Passion was small, it was unlikely to face much direct criticism anywhere on the western end.

The tide suddenly surged forward and bathed Mulspan's naked feet in foaming water. The sun was setting on Tal-Ve, and the exalted KalSol had come once more to find his peace on the golden beaches. He still found it strange how so few ever ventured out to the shore just beyond their city- everyone was so distracted with toiling away and sweating the skin right off their bones, they never bothered to stop and gaze at the beauty just outside the factory walls.

But Mulspan couldn't blame them this time. The storm that raged through their fair city just recently had been, as the KalSol had guessed, one of the worst in Tal-Ve's long, bloody history. It was fortunate that Kaliabis had a long-standing habit of building homes from stone and metals. When that cyclone forced it's way through, it just glanced harmlessly off the strong buildings and pummeled itself uselessly against the unforgiving walls. But that did not stop it from toppling the wooden shacks the poor lived in, leaving even more homeless shambling about the roads, unable to find food nor aid for all their suffering.

He traversed the beaches again, up to his palace, where he had been arguing with Lord Hamry as the first bolts of lightning struck wherever they could.

Mail awaited him at the doors, this time. Two letters, both sealed tightly shut. Mulspan quickly commanded his servant to hand him the letters, and he proceeded to his well-furnished but dimly lit private quarters. After getting lost twice in the absurd hallways, that is. It was often repeated that only one with the "mind of a Kaliab" could find their way through the winding, twisting ups-and-downs of the KalMea Central Palace, but Mulspan found that even Kaliab's couldn't navigate. Once a visitor from the East (for Tal-Ve was a firmly western city) had gotten lost for a full day, before a search party found him looting all the food in the second kitchen.

Mulspan sat in his favorite red and blue dolphin-leather chair, overlooking a roaring fire in a stone hearth. A cozy roost.

Of the two letters he had been given, the first caught his eye immediately. It bravely bore the official seal of the Sultanate- a complex dragon engraved in black wax. Besides, Mulspan could see the stain of blood even though the fine paper it had been so crudely smeared on. It was disgusting. Barbaric, even, how they ruined such gorgeous paper.

Nonetheless, anything from the Sultanate was of the utmost importance. They could boast influence over many humans still residing in Kal's Lands, and they had stood strong by Kal's side (whether they realized it or not) for many, many years now.



As was tradition, after closing the letter he sealed it with white wax baring a black flame- the Symbol of Kal. The letter was written, of course, in the language of Tin. He was impressed at the Sultan's apparent skill in KalMean- especially considering that he was not expected to be the next ruler- but he did not want to insult Tin by favouring his own language.
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Yes, and there is no crime greater than bringing doughnuts here. For here, Khookies are King! You brought this upon yourself.
(Maybe if you stopped being on the side which will always get beaten up one way or another you'll fare better)


But...but I didn't even bring the doughnuts. I don't even know where they came from. Or how they came to life... *looks suspiciously at Escre*

Heck, I don't even like doughnuts. Cookies (and Khookies as well), ice cream, cake, but no doughnuts.

Speaking of Khookies, my hero will be made tomorrow (which is also when I will post the sinking of the islands). I'll also be interacting with some others during that time, mainly Vowzra and possibly Escre. I need to sleep, first, and heal these wounds that would kill a lesser Kraken.
Sorry to break it to you mate, but it simply is not a shield of Co-GM when the Co-GM isn't holding it.

*Proceeds to whip the living doughnuts out of Hael*


Doughnuts were alive inside me? That's...interesting.

Vowzra still has nothing! He never will!

EDIT: Not really fair game, whipping me directly after I get stabbed. Why is everyone abusing and hurting me today?
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*Gives Hael shield of Co-GM*

Defend yourself!


*Cowers behind shield*

Kho, guess what?
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'To be Great is to be Misunderstood.'


See? An excuse for everything.

Vowzra is not the God of Time, he's the God of Lame Excuses!
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Vowzra says this word 'terrible' is subjective. And also, relative.


Vowzra says he can excuse and redefine anything by claiming "fate" willed it.
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NO. NO. NO. *Stabs Hael.* Zerabil is Thulemiz, the loyal hero to UNDATEC, God of Natural disasters.


ARGH! Brother, it was just a joke! I would never allow such an obvious servant to take up the role of UNDATEC! Do you think I know nothing of the greatest of all Gods, the Demigod who will become the almighty lord of Disaster?

But, please, go about corrupting Zerabil. He may serve you until UNDATEC comes to rise...then, all will faithfully serve Him (new rule: capitalize "Him" when talking about UNDATEC, as Christians do when talking about God)
<Snipped quote by Hael>That's mighty strange given for you there should be little difference between humans or elves.
They both look ugly with their pinkish smooth skin and lack of bone growths. Not to mention they are usually too damn tall!
And what about the other races? There are far more than 3 in this setting.


Hmm...I'll add the other uglies in, perhaps.

It's almost done! I'm technically 10 minutes late, but I'd rather finish the post before I sacrifice myself to atone.
@Hael if a certain sea god responds to poor Zerabil's prayers and blesses him, the water people might just discover the glory of the flames though...


Worry not! Zerabil will become the new UNDATEC!

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Don't worry!

Vestec will bring them the glory of dragonfire!


Actually, I was hoping the water would protect them from that. I probably need to talk to Act about that...
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Correct. As for blacksmith tools, I suppose they can summon a copy for another person. They are supposed to be teaching the ways of the forge, after all.


When I create Mermen in a little while, will the robo-forgers be visiting the depths? I needs peoples to learn!
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