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  • Last Seen: 9 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: StormySea
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

Most Recent Posts

@Cyclone

Middle of the night? Ha, day-dweller, it is but 3:00 AM! I haven't even slept yet.
See what you did, @Kho?
At first the dragons were just going to sit and listen, like good little domestic beasts, but now Act has them rampaging and destroying everything. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CORRECTING PEOPLE!
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And so, brave Zerabil saves his true love but is forever a Merman! Oh the tragedy. But as is they way with all fairy tales, the goddess he saves gives him the greatest of gifts: the ability to live in sea and on land alike! Hooray for happy endings and the defeat of all big bad krakens (he was turned into a stone, that kraken was).

The End.


Truly a tail tale for the ages.
But Kraken can never truly be defeated...he will always rise again and, in that time of desperation, Zerabil may once more have to step forward and slay the unslayable beast
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It is never too late! Zerabil will save his damsel in distress!

Edit: Before the clock tolls midnight and she is tentaclised forever!

Edit 2: Little did they all know that true love's kiss could still de-tentaclise her :O


How do you know Kraken won't just descend to the depths, where Zerabil cannot reach her?

Unless, *gasp* Zerabil willingly threw himself at the mercy of the oceans and became a Mer! But, if he does not move quickly enough, he will be a Merman forever!
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Zerabil will not allow this! He will save his Lady of the Waters (if the numerous Sisters of Vowzra's Victors don't catch his eye that is xP)

Edit: Ooooh, Sisters of Vowzra's Victors. Beautiful rhyme right there. That's how you know it was Fated to be.


You are too late. She is just a giant tentacle, now. A giant, beautiful tentacle. Just as it should be.

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O.O
Did you have to...urrghh...no...oh good God
How could Zerabil fall for that


She of the Waters isn't even real! It's just Kraken in disguise!
IT WAS ALWAYS HIM! ALWAYS!
I don't recall making armor.

*suspicious glare*


Oh, it will happen. Nobody, not even our ruggedly handsome forgemaster, can resist the charm of Kraken-tentacles.
The dragons are coming, they will not like you.


*Get's out Morning Blade in one hand, Chaos blade in other hand, and Ferghus Armour*
Come at me bro.
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It was only a friendly reminder =P


Too late now, Tin man.

Actually, I'm currently writing TWO collabs for Divinus, and a hero post. Plus the post for this one. I don't think I've ever attempted writing 4 posts at once, but, lookie there, I am now.

You'll have to forgive me if the next post is a bit short. I'm busy, and I can't elf-style like some people.
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TICKTOCKTICKTOCK



DO NOT RUSH ME!

Just for that, it's gonna take an extra two weeks.
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