Vec<Snipped quote by Hael>
*shrug*
Better than Monopoly money, which is what I had expected
I would never do that. I promised real money, and so you got it.
Just not what it may have sounded like you would get.
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My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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I like to write things collaboratively.
And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?
And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?
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I would never do that. I promised real money, and so you got it.
Just not what it may have sounded like you would get.
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Post coming once I receive my $300
Fine.
But first you need to know something:
From the late 1800's to 2002, the Spanish currency was called a "Peseta". The Peseta was sometimes called the "Spanish Dollar". 300 Peseta is now worth only $2 U.S. Dollars. They are no longer used in Spain, which I think has swapped for the Euro.
I promised I would give you 300 dollars, but I never specified if they would be Spanish Dollars or American Dollars.
As a result, here are your 300 Pesetas. They are useless in Spain now, and might be worth about 2 U.S. dollars. That's what happens when you use outdated currency, I guess.
Congratulations!
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Anyway, I'll post by 2 tomorrow
Or 3. Whatevers.
It's up :)
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It seemed there was always more mail.
Mulspan gazed with regretful eyes at the pile of letters resting on his mahogany-stone desk, knowing that only a select handful would earn the privilege to be answered. Most originated from homes or homesteads spread across KalMea, concerned citizens trying to contact their leader.
But still, the KalSol insisted on meticulously searching each letter for useful information, or anything that he could use as a valid excuse to respond- he didn't enjoy ignoring the citizenry, however needed it may be.
Although, there were two letters that proved important.
One he recognized immediately- the same fine paper, the same detailed draconic seal, the same revolting spread of human blood spilling ever-so-slightly through the paper. The Sultanate.
The other was more...foreign. Marked with some strange characters and written in a hand he did not recognize. He sincerely thought only for a half-second before curiosity won out- he had to open the unknown message first. Per the usual, he clawed it open with his long nails (as most Kaliabis did). He allowed his eyes devoured the message within, carefully studying each strange sentence, each curve and loop in the letters.
It was from El Presidente, Roman Salavatore of Hambria. Like the Sultan Balbur, he had extended an offer of troops for aid, should KalMea devolve into civil chaos.
Mulspan slammed his fist downwards, shaking the desk beneath him. Did all these leaders think he was so incompetent that his nation would descend into anarchy at the smallest mishap? Had he not the diplomatic skill to do otherwise, he would have simply burned the letter and sent Salavatore the ashes.
But he tried earnestly to be better than that. Instead, he sent a polite letter denying troops, but thanking Roman several times throughout.
Then he turned his attention to the letter whose author he prayed would know a superior sense of diplomacy. Balbur had mentioned sending troops, sure, but he did so in a way that made clear he was hoping it unnecessary.
Mulspan read the Sultan's message with the same devotion as Roman's, if not equal interest. He replied with a curt promise to come, and no mention of previous communications.
Within a day, he was approaching the Land of the Dragon.
Mulspan gazed with regretful eyes at the pile of letters resting on his mahogany-stone desk, knowing that only a select handful would earn the privilege to be answered. Most originated from homes or homesteads spread across KalMea, concerned citizens trying to contact their leader.
But still, the KalSol insisted on meticulously searching each letter for useful information, or anything that he could use as a valid excuse to respond- he didn't enjoy ignoring the citizenry, however needed it may be.
Although, there were two letters that proved important.
One he recognized immediately- the same fine paper, the same detailed draconic seal, the same revolting spread of human blood spilling ever-so-slightly through the paper. The Sultanate.
The other was more...foreign. Marked with some strange characters and written in a hand he did not recognize. He sincerely thought only for a half-second before curiosity won out- he had to open the unknown message first. Per the usual, he clawed it open with his long nails (as most Kaliabis did). He allowed his eyes devoured the message within, carefully studying each strange sentence, each curve and loop in the letters.
It was from El Presidente, Roman Salavatore of Hambria. Like the Sultan Balbur, he had extended an offer of troops for aid, should KalMea devolve into civil chaos.
Mulspan slammed his fist downwards, shaking the desk beneath him. Did all these leaders think he was so incompetent that his nation would descend into anarchy at the smallest mishap? Had he not the diplomatic skill to do otherwise, he would have simply burned the letter and sent Salavatore the ashes.
But he tried earnestly to be better than that. Instead, he sent a polite letter denying troops, but thanking Roman several times throughout.
Then he turned his attention to the letter whose author he prayed would know a superior sense of diplomacy. Balbur had mentioned sending troops, sure, but he did so in a way that made clear he was hoping it unnecessary.
Mulspan read the Sultan's message with the same devotion as Roman's, if not equal interest. He replied with a curt promise to come, and no mention of previous communications.
Within a day, he was approaching the Land of the Dragon.
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Your new character is a regular scrub Goblin without a Skill.
Ouch.
At least I can enjoy the exciting life of goblinhood! FOREVER!
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Death has consequences, you know~
Details, (wo)man, I need details!
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Anyway, I'll post by 2 tomorrow
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Farted out a post. Tired. Goin to sleep....
WHAT?! It's only 3!
You pathetic daydwellers...can't handle the night *keeps mumbling about the inferiority of day*
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You aren't writing a post!You're making a wizard RP and most likely writing more stuff for Divinus, you sly weasel!
Now go prove me wrong so that I can win that $300.
Hey...you HAVE to win the 300 because you can't post until I do!
I feel so stupid for just now noticing that
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