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  • Old Guild Username: StormySea
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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

Most Recent Posts

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Louis: GRANT ME THE SECRETS OF IMMORTALITY SO THAT THE TIMEOIDS MAY RULE YOU CRETINS!

Primus: ... Wat?

Louis: i mean... I want a pony?



You know Primus is gone and possibly dead right? The Prince is someone different
I don't think Matuna will accept someone giving him the ability to read, he is too proud for it and will want to learn it himself, the whole syllable thing is a different matter because it's something all Trolls naturally struggle with and can't completely overcome without magic.


Then perhaps the gift will simply be death from your wretched existence!

Or a vase. Vases are cool.
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I never thought of that but yeah that should be possible.




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In that case don't be surprised if you see a Troll reading the simplest books you have in order to learn your Alphabet


I'm considering having the Prince give everyone a happy little gift.

He may simply give you an alphabet or a new seeing-stone
@The_written_John
Accepted.

Your character will certainly be interested in the secret to immortality.
Go ahead and dump him off in the character section.
What happened before the big-bang, but mainly because I'm Christian and hope to see God there. Also, because I could not do anything useful nor productive with the knowledge of mankind in millions of years, but I potentially could with the knowledge of what came before all.

Would you rather cure all the most deadly diseases, but then be rendered paralyzed, blind and deaf forever (without cure)...or just live and die without having accomplished anything?
@Cyclone
Well, maybe 'ole Crompy won't need to replace the figurines. He can just make a new one out of actual wood, then transfer it to flesh and have some of the necromancers imbue it with a soul and some telepath make it mentally loyal to you, or a Mystic control it's body with a wax doll.

No more need to sacrifice actual lives for it.
Meh, my motherboard melting.. and I do mean "melting" was the worse. However, it was fascinating to look at! XD


xD I always thought motherboards looked like perfect little cities, so you could always imagine that you're some evil god who melted the whole city in a fit of anger.
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Just imagine a sitcom starring the folks of House Manskr.

Be the best thing ever.


Like the Atom's Family, but way worse.
Hi ho! My laptop's keyboard got all fucked up for some reason. (Totally not my fault when I took it apart to clean it....) so my post will be delayed until I can fix it. Shouldn't be too long, at the latest/most likely, this upcoming weekend.

Oh, and late happy Murica Day.


You think that's bad? My computer's charging slot just broke, so until I can get that fixed, I can't even charge it. I just had to sit there and feel powerless as all the life drained out of it. It's desperate, pleading cries of "Battery life is very low" all went unanswered.

So now I'm using an old junker made decades ago as a backup.
I'll get mine up today or tomorrow, most likely whichever comes first.


Today comes first, doesn't it? ()
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