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  • Last Seen: 9 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: StormySea
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

Most Recent Posts

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I've fallen hideously behind, but the latest (rough and ugly) draft that had the general layout was this:


Oh dear Gods

I'm not very good at design and image editing, but I hearby officially offer my assistance with that... thing.
@Cyclone
What's the current map? I needs it for ocean-making, and mind swamps
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Now you're speakin' my language.


There's also going to be a fucking ton little, tiny bit of sentient sacrifice
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I think that it was agreed upon that all sentient life has a soul. So animals and such have no soul. While humans and hain do have souls.


And the liquid people! The ones who will slowly overtake all other life...
Vulamera's about to do some weird shit, guys. Living liquid, invisible spiders that steal your memories, a realm of fleshy memory-storage orbs- the whole enchilada. The whole gross, weird enchilada.
I'm a bit confused. Are the Hain actually sentient, or simply close to it?
Right. It's lfficial with Mammon. We're not Gods.

We're Daedra.


One of Vulamera's forms will be a Hermaneous Mora style thing.
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>Retreats to my secret lair and begins collab
>Is gone for weeks and only comes out to scavenge for food and water
>Reported missing; search called off after several weeks
>Finish novel-sized post and begin to proofread (not)
>Own funeral passes by, as well as the preemptive funeral for the entire forest of trees that will have to die to print out just what I've written so far
>Whilst summarizing post, realize that I forgot this detail, this thing should be added...
>Doesn't want to end on cliffhanger
>Keeps on writing
>You know how the first Game of Thrones book is longer than the entire Lord of the Rings series put together? *Ends up with a single collab post longer than Game of Thrones and all its sequels put together*


>Is a skeleton
>Everyone you know is dead
>But I'm sure the novel is great and totally worth it
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A measly 21,360-odd characters? Foolish mortal, you cannot even comprehend the power of your overlords!

*reminisces about memories of that one 80,000 character collab with Kho in the last RP*


This next collab will be longer! And the next longer!

One day one of us is just gonna write a whole novel, then refuse to summarize
It's allliiiiiive! *Vulamera laughs manically in the distance*
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