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Current "When you have an unfair system the only thing you have to do in order for that system to be used against you, is to wait."
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2 yrs ago
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All of that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
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2 yrs ago
Oh sorry. I read the question wrong. 1's actually my social security number.
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2 yrs ago
The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




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"Shut up, Chester" Kuhn groaned, as he turned in his hammock, on the other end of the room to Chester. He had his hat laying on him, over his face, covering it, but making sure not to damage the hat. His weapons hung on a hook next to him, so he could reach the pistol easily, his coat hung a few meters behind him, next to his boots and Chester boots and jacket, the jacket had been a coat till yesterday, but then Chester decided to use a pair of scissors to turn it into a jacket. Kuhn and Lina both spent a good hour fixing the jacket so it didn't look completely ridiculous.

They were only mildly successful, as it was still tattered at the bottom, looking like it had been mawed up by a bear, and not cut with scissors. "I am shutting up, Kuhn." Chester said, lazily, reaching for the bottle of beer on his nightstand, not noticing Lina, whom was digging into the floor under him. He couldn't find the beer on the nightstand, so he started looking in the other direction with his hand, still not opening his eyes.

it huurts the voices said. "Come on, man. Her food wasn't that bad." Chester told Kuhn, talking about last night's dinner and the stomach aches Kuhn had had because of it. "What you talkin' about, Cap'n." Kuhn asked, tiredly, neither of the two bothered to open their eyes as they tried to sleep.

Chester smacked his lips, as he reached for the bottle, his hand wandering under him, finding something solid to grab onto.

It wasn't the bottle he was looking for, but instead the handle of a sword.

it huurts! The voices grew louder, and soon, black hands came out of the walls, and flipped Chester's hammock, landing him on the floor on his ass.

"Son of a bitch!" Chester shouted, as Kuhn looked over at him, laying on the floor. "Too much to drink, Cap'n?" He asked, sarcastically. Peering over his hat as he lifted it from his face for a second, before laying it back down, and trying to drift back off to sleep.

"Freaking ghosts!" Chester exclaimed, looking around, the room was too dark for him to see the hands, his hand still on the sword. "Where did my damn bottle go"

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Not sure if this is an electricity pun or not lol


Sure!

I have tests for the next three days so I will try to move us along come Friday.


Be positive.

Well, I'll post on Sunday.

(Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.)

"T-They're gone." Chester said, in disbelief as the shapes vanished. ".. Lina, you saw that, right?" Then Macario patted Lina on the head with his big hands, and Chester grinned. "Whatever, you're probably just freaking out, Lina. It's probably nothing to worry about, you're probably just being silly." He said, changing his tune completely, as Macario suggested he'd hand things off to Kuhn.

"Cap'n, stop yammering and come help us with the supplies." Kuhn shouted from down on the row boat. Chester grunted. "Fine. But we're not handing things worth shit." As he headed down to help them, he jumped into the overfull boat, almost making it take in water. "Hey, watch it!" Kuhn shouted, as Chester shrugged. Chester began tossing the crates up onto the deck, gracefully, make sure that none of them broke, despite the several meter high throw. "You do realize that if one of you stood up there, and I threw to you, this would go a lot faster, right?"

Kuhn scoffed. "Sure." Kuhn climbed up onto the deck, and the two on the rowboat began tossing the crates at him, Kuhn caught all of them gracefully, placing them gently on the deck, as quickly as they came at him, and in a couple of minutes, the rowboat was empty, and the three men could get back onto the ship.

"Young lady, you seen anymore of dem ghosts?" Kuhn asked, taking off his hat, his hand running through his ginger hair, he placed his hair behind his ears as he put the hat back on. "No? Great."

"I'm starving." Kuhn added, and Chester nodded. "Yeah, me too. And I need a drink. Where did I put my grog?"

Dragon Ball - Different Worlds



Planet Vegeta - 3 Years ago

"Haha, look at that weakling!" One of the kids shouted, as they whistled and laughed at the long haired boy, whom was getting beaten up by the green plant being, the green plant had claws and a large head with wrinkles in it, and was such a primitive race that it was not even able to speak, yet, it was capable of beating up the boy. It's small leg bent as it jumped up, kneeing the boy in the nose, making him bleed as he fell onto his backside. "Oww!" The boy cried, a tear welling in his eyes. "Haha, he's gonna cry, guys!" One of the four boys cheered. "He's totally gonna cry! Bwahahaha!" Another one howled.

"Kikikiki!" The being laughed at him, as if it understood what the boys were saying.




Planet Earth - Today.

They say you should make a wish upon a falling star. If you see a star zooming in the night sky, it means your wish will come true. Yet, on the outskirts of the Wilderness near Mount Paozu - where one of these stars crashed down. A large cloud of dust rose up, covering the crash site, a handful of local farmers had gone out to look at the fallen star - as the stars sometimes had materials or minerals that could be useful for their crafts, weather to make new tools out of metals, or to provide more fertile soil, or a beautiful space rock to make a necklace or ring for their wives. They had brought guns with them, since there were plenty of dangerous animals out in the forest during the night. They peered down the crater, expecting to find the steaming hunk of rock.

But this was no rock from the stars. No, this was a white little pod, with a lot of scratches on it. It seemed to have a panel - no, a door on the front, that had been slid open. Showing the red interior of the pod. Was it a spaceship? The farmers readied their guns, as they scanned the area, only for one of them to find the boy - a little shorter than one of the farmers, standing there, not wearing a shirt, tattered pants, and out of the back of his pants was a tail, barely visible beneath the long spiky jet-black hair. The boy turned around, and looked at the farmer with the gun, whom stuttered, as he then pulled up his gun, and fired.

The bullet hit the boy in the back of the head, sending him to the ground, "GUYS! There's sometype of freak! I think I got im'!" The farmer shouted, as the other four quickly followed, two of which had their bloodhounds with them, as they had been outside hunting. But as he turned around, the boy he had shot was hoofing it, running in the opposite direction, his tail wrapped around his waist. "What, he's still standing? Get im!" The man shouted, as the two bloodhounds raced after the boy, so did the four armed men, firing behind him.

The boy grunted, as he looked back, leaping over logs, dodging under branches. As he eventually turned around, and fired aimed his hand at a tree, a purple beam came out of his hand, blowing the trunk off from the tree, making the tree fall in the path the boy had been running, thus, cutting his pursuers off. He looked back ahead of him, and had a slight grin on his face.

A grin that faded, when he realized he was at a cliff - a cliff he hadn't seen coming, he stopped right at the end, half off both of his feet peering out, losing his balance, he flailed his hands in the air as he eventually fell down the cliff into the dense forest below.

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Chapter 1 - A Boy from another world
He felt his body going limp - heavy, and then it all went black. He felt himself sinking, quickly, but soon, he lost conciousness. Even if he had been the most powerful man in the world, compared to the might of the sea - his strength was but a drop in an ocean. He got janked up, and soon, he emerged from the darkness he found himself in, a bright light cut through the black, and his eyes slid open, as a elbow found it's way inbetween his ribs, making him cough up a little bit of water. He grabbed onto the metal chains to his side. "Thanks." Chester said, simply, as he looked at Lina. "I'm gonna beat that damn ghost up."

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"Hey, what you two doing in the water? Lina, you're not trying to move in on da captain, are ya?" Kuhn asked, as he and Macario emerged with a tower full of boxes on the small rowboat - the boat was packed well beyond it's capacity, almost taking in water due to how overloaded it was, but Kuhn had decided the two needed a lot of stuff, so they had bought an absurd amount of proviants and tools.

"What you talking about, Kuhn? There's a ghost on the boat. Threw us off! I'm gonna kick it's ass!" Chester said, as Kuhn raised an eyebrow. "He been drinking?.. I mean.. You know what I meant. What is he talking about?" The gunner asked, as he looked as Chester pulled himself up with one hand from the metal links, soaring through the air as he landed on the deck.

"YOU GET OFF MY BOAT! I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO REPAIR THIS SHIP. ME AND LINA HAVE PUT OUR VERY SOUL INTO THIS DAMN BOAT, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA LET SOME PIECE OF SHIT GHOST CHASE US OFF!" He shouted, as he saw the hands emerge from the ground.

Chester got pulled up by his collar again, flailing in the air, cursing. "YOU LET GO OFF ME YOU FREAKING SHADOWY NOT-SPIDER FREAK!" He shouted, as he tried to punch the air, each punch sent a shockwave through the air, the windows on the cupboards vibrated from it. "Iiiitt huuurrts" The hands cried as they dragged Chester along the roof, up onto the main deck, the hand's base changed from the roof to the floor, but never letting go of the pirate. He tried hitting the hands, but once he hit one, another one just came up and grabbed him - like a hydra.

"Leeaaaveeee!" The voice shoued, as it also went to pick up Lina. Four hands held Chester, as he was trying to fight them off, biting, kicking, punching, screaming, everything he could think off to get himself free. But alas - it was futile, when he was pushed to the edge of the deck, the four hands tossed him overboard.

"I'LL GET YOU" Chester shouted as he crashed into the water.

Chester shrieked as the many hands began grabbing him, he pulled away, and Lina helped with her quick slashes, the hands let go of Chester, and he hit the floor - flat onto his ass, no bottle in hand. "You sorry sons of bitches!" Chester shouted, Lina screaming. "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HURTS!" His shouts echoed, as he jumped after Lina, his fist colliding with the roof of the storage room, and the planks exploded, sending the black forms flying - scattering all across the room.

"GET BACK HERE YOU GIVE ME BACK MY BOOZE!" Chester shouted, as he chased after the things running on the floor, they were still screaming about the pain they were in.

"ITTTTHUUUURRRTTSSS"
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